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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
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deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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:lmao: The man who thinks he is saving free speech literally wants to outlaw certain topics.

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deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Right now 4 of the top 10 posts on the reddit front page are about Musk eating poo poo.

:lol:

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

It's official. Saying honky in any context is hateful conduct.

That platform is over. What next?

AOL chatrooms are back, baby.

A/S/L?

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Somebody who still has an account should dm @dril and invite them to join SA. They are too beautiful to go down in this wreck. I'll pay for the account.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Flyinglemur posted:

jk, I'm terribly unfunny




As you probably already knew

I know you from the NHL threads for the last 15 years. You are still cool in my book. You posted a hi rez image of Maxim Talbot's celebration after his cup winner for me.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Seth Pecksniff posted:

How's this:

The person who picks the correct date of when Twitter dies (or closest to) gets a free av change/upgrade

I'll take submissions for the next week or so, unless Twitter folds before then and then uh... I guess no one wins?

Oct, 28th 2022

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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There was some tweet a while back that was, ""Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it."

Musk made himself the main character permanently.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Chainclaw posted:

it's probably this tweet but twitter is loading real slow for me today

https://twitter.com/dril/status/549425182767861760

I had a gym teacher in high school who said almost exactly this. He also added, "if you print that I'll kick your rear end." And they printed it and the threat. :lol:

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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lmao

He's selling on election night hoping fewer people notice. He's hosed up and now he's scared.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Ignis posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591208055257337856

Hope everyone's got your official comedian papers lined up and ready

If only there was a way to verify which accounts really were who they say they are.

Something easily visible perhaps.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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This is like the violinist on the Titanic leading the band until the bitter end, never missing a note.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Firing somebody because they told you the truth seems like a bad business strategy.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1592801188277538818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2Z0Y3Kk8nU

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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:lol:

Furthermore, :lmao: and :roflolmao:

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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I hope somebody stays on through the Twitter's death throes just to write a book about the last days/hours/minutes.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Craig K posted:

"well, i certainly predicted the something awful forums would outlive twitter," i said, lying through my teeth
What is dead my never die, but rises again harder and stronger.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Castor Poe posted:

The inevitable hbo documentary on the fall of Twitter is gonna be loving insane

It's seriously gonna be minute by minute and second by second in some places.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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LMAO
"I'm more popular than ever!" shouts kid who just poo poo his pants in front of the school assembly.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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At a certain point he will know he's hosed, but he'll doubling down on the lies. And each lie will sink his reputation further and further, and SpaceX, Tesla, and whatever other snake oil he is trying to hawk suffer. :getin:

Or maybe this...

Castor Poe posted:

He's 100% gonna pull the puppet master card.

"It was my plan all along to waste $40bil on Twitter and kill it in in less than a month!"

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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With nobody left in Payroll, and goodness-knows how many other departments, it's gonna take time and lawsuits for workers to get paid the severance that they are owed. If they get it at all. Bummer for them.
That's a good dog right there. 13/10 would pet.

deoju fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Nov 18, 2022

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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ronya posted:

allegedly the whole emails:

https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-remaining-twitter-coders-engineers-email-2022-11

crash course in scaling problems incoming

Having every remaining programmer wait outside your office for up to 10 hours doesn't seem like an effective use of everybody's time during a crisis.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Wow, the comments on this are disgusting.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Jillian poo poo posted:

How the gently caress is Elon so throughly pathetic that Trump has the moral upper hand in all this?! :psyduck:
Let them fight.

deoju fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Nov 21, 2022

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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I missed this from yesterday, but :lol:
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/...agenumber%3D249

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Steadiman posted:

I wish I was Elon’s kid so I’d never have to hear from him

new thread title plz

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Are people really getting multiple push notifications from Musk daily? Because goddamn, that'd make me quit if I hadn't already. The vanity of that rear end in a top hat.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you loving moron"

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/nickveniamin/status/1596284403981885440

:lol:
:lmao:
:laffo:

I thought this was a parody at first, but then looked at the rest of the guys tweets.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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We should remake the techno babble emote with Musk instead of Geordi.

:techno:

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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PhazonLink posted:

the text for musk's should "my tiny peepee, my hairplugs"

Throw in 'love me' from :mitt: too.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

I feel like we should reclaim him for the broader internet, stop this nazi cultural appropriation

:feelsgood:

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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I'm not listening to anyone who tucks their ears into their ball cap.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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It's gonna turn out that he is just a big tease.

"Our lawyers say we can't publish it, but trust me its incriminating!"

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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This quote is like 100% accurate, just from the complete opposite stand point. The 'ritual' of pronouns is the established male/female binary that has been forced fed across society since the beginning, and it does harm many trans and nb people, especially kids.

deoju fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Dec 13, 2022

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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:lol: That's it. Just :lol:.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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B-Rock452 posted:

Fargo Season 2 rules.

Fargo Season 2 does indeed rule.

Dude is a really good actor. He was also in the Sopranos as a music producer and the last Ghostbusters where he got to say, "Who ya gonna call?" It was a smaller part, but super important to land just right.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Jesus, opining on the wisdom of your own quote. This is a fantastic combo of pathetic and narcissistic.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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This seems like a dumbass feature. Knowing that only 2% of people who read my tweet liked it would bum me out, and I'd be less likely to tweet the next thought that crossed my head. It adds a new wrinkle to the psychology of the user that could backfire.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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:lmao: This is indistinguishable from some patriots.win or freep posts.

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deoju
Jul 11, 2004

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Wait, so you're telling me that when I asked out that girl in 10th grade and she told me her number was 1-800-gently caress-OFF I should have called her?

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