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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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it'd be interesting to see percentage breakdowns of the amount of time Elon interacts with white nationalists vs average users on twitter.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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HAIL eSATA-n posted:

https://www.cybertruckownersclub.co...31/#post-176331







cyberturk rollover test looking epic!!

:elon:

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hard to tell but in the video it looks like the rollcage dented, which is bad news for passenger survival rates

glass didn't burst out either.

I'd rather take my chances with that goofy fuckin jet pack those limeys are selling.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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someone do the cybertruck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-u0wgOWXsk

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Raskolnikov38 posted:

i think thats just the limitations of the software, notice how rarely any parts ever actually become disconnected from the car. everything just gets compacted instead of sheering off

yeah, to get really good physics you'd have to model each part and stick them together. I lolled when the drive shaft shot out tho. There's a whole species of these BeamNG.drive crash vids I got into last night.

But based on what I've seen so far I would not put anyone I care about inside a cybertruck. I'm sorry if that makes me an elon hater or whatever. No actually I'm not. gently caress that dude and ugly rear end ketamine dream truck.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I’m clearly not in the minority but it every twitter change makes me want to come back less and less.

Cool racist malware distro site you baby buying weirdo

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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All these twitter posters are desperate for a father figure, rectal destruction or both.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I hope they leave him there

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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If I had the time or inclination, I’d write a bot that would build a blocklist on everyone that tweeted the word jew (case sensitive). Enough accounts utilizing the blocklist would probably cause X to poo poo itself.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I’m 45 years old and have never left the college dorm system

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Sweden is like 20 generations of alcoholism induced depression and recreational reindeer wrestling.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Von Pluring posted:

Well, 30 years ago it was an idyllic example of how sweet a mixed economy could be, now it’s on its way to becoming a criminal-ridden shithole. But tell me more about the reindeer wrestling.

Where did Sweden touch you

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Thank gently caress

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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You call me into a meeting at 2am PST you’re gonna get an unfiltered look into my dontgiveafuck

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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the EU just increased their ninja budget so maybe they're having direct dialogues with the Yac over swordpoint in her boozeroom

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Probably playing the assassin’s creed game since it’s up on gamepass

Does the car inject you with ketamine? Because after the bike hitch I’d have been smashing that brake button

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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vichy reply guy

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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tell your neighbor quit all the nazi stuff

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Data Graham posted:

OK i'll bite. Why is it called Deus Ex? Did the full phrase not test well or something?

Gonna write a game and call it "Veni Vidi"

because you play as a cyborg

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I was in texas all week and didn't see any cybertrucks. Them shits ain't real

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Juicero was more attempts by the bougie hellchildren to widen the food desert that's rapidly taking over working class america. They want a world where only the rich get access to fresh fruits and veggies.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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When I was screwing around with twitter’s algo, you could juice yourself into influencer grade status(companies send you free poo poo) on twitter for something like $300 on fiverr, 8-10 plagiarized tweets every 2 weeks.

Now for like $10/mo and some wink nod racism, you can get the same endorphin number go up rush without any of the free poo poo.

Real brain genius poo poo here, musk ftw

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Money isn’t real, the banks invent it

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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if I was Agent 47 doing Agent 47 poo poo, I would simply wait for the cybertruck to self immolate

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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...! posted:

Wait... you're not Agent 47? I've been terrified of you over nothing?!

oh there you went. Happy coincidences. The old archduke sandwich shop, even.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I just want to goon it up on manyvids while a FSD does it’s thing at 90mph

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Star Trek was an excuse for Gene Roddenberry to plow college girls.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Homelander gives women breast cancer by using his X-ray vision on them.

But the conservos really like the muscly American flag guy. Because flag is good.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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MasterSitsu posted:

Still have the app on my phone. Never got push notifications of recommended posts. Started getting a ton of them the last few days. Checked all my settings and there's no reason for them to be coming to me, but yet they come. Anyone else seeing this.

Instagram does this to me too. I turned off specific notifications within the app. Kept getting the notifications. Makes me wonder if there's something the smartphone APIs that is broken.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Musk handed over the shooter data to the authorities because he a meek free speech boy.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Linda is depressed because they cut off her booze IV

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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laws aren't real if you're rich enough.

The florida governor was engaged in human trafficking for political stunts and nothing happened to him.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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If only we had a specific police force for warrants served nationally. Like a Marshall or something.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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easy way to avoid extinction(doctors hate this): stop bein racist

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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kazil posted:

Elon is such a George RR Martin simp (it's because the incest I bet)


Isacc Asimov was a huge socialist. Got banned from US Scifi conventions over it.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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rip kevekev shot to death stealing a modem out of an ATM.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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shyduck posted:

Elon should steal the @Diablo handle

did Lowtax ever steal accounts?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I'm not paying $350/mo on a car that might decide I'm too black for my own good.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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he's also got a really unsettling mustache now.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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After listening to that earnings call takedown, investors must be dumb as gently caress.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Money is made by lovely little gnomes, not the by the government. STUPID.

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