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Musk wrote that “anyone who wishes to do remote work must be in the office for a minimum (and I mean *minimum*) of 40 hours per week or depart Tesla. This is less than we ask of factory workers.”

Mulaney Power Move posted:

he never shuts up about the time he slept in the tesla factory.

DaveWoo posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1532899718401073152

The world's richest man thinks he's punk

BigglesSWE posted:

You don’t hear much about his child now that you mention it. This is not inherently bad since children shouldn’t be harassed by media hawks at every turn but I feel it’s an indication that Elon himself isn’t too interested in his offspring, otherwise he’d bring it up all the goddamn time.

Lawman 0 posted:

Considering this lady is a fangirl she probably did the paperwork.
Edit: also she literally heads "special projects" neurolink so you know she is into hosed up poo poo.

Party Ape posted:

Holy poo poo, finally a way to monetize twitter: "Post 10 n words for $19.95 (best value)".

UCS Hellmaker posted:

He waived every right to due diligence and process, waived the ability to look at their books and finances, and basically agreed point blank to a contract they wrote that was incredibly one sided that he obviously didn't read because he was high as balls on uppers and no one even his lawyers can get him to sit and listen to exactly how loving bad it was to not do any basic research and look at their books.


Him telling Twitter they would get bought at 54 dollars a share with no due diligence and agree to every term basically was an instant sell to the board and he hosed himself.

Milo and POTUS posted:

wasnt there some other billionaire that was screwing his own biological daughter

Christ on a cross I despise these people

Bogus Adventure posted:

I honestly wish all these loving electric car companies would stop sullying the good names of awesome scientists like Nikolai Tesla and Michael Faraday.

PhazonLink posted:

he can just present himself.

ilmucche posted:

His "rich kid who says outlandish poo poo to get attention because his dad never cared about him" energy is off the charts

goatface posted:

1 million people.

Assume they're at it like rabbits and half the million are deformed Martian children.

As current large rockets can seat ~4 to transfer orbit, lets be generous and call it 5, that would require 100,000 launches, discounting fuel, supplies, losses etc. I make it 10,350 days until 31 Dec 2050, let's knock off about 6 months for final group transit and 6 months off the start for them to announce their super new colony building plan and transit vessels. Call it 10,000 days.

10 super-heavy a day, every day.

Needs elevators imo. Good ones.

Mozi posted:

guess i'll be banned from twitter soon

CharlestonJew posted:

He’s going to impregnate every female employee

big nipples big life posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1586253675583852544

he's going to add an n word slider.

Ror posted:

The_Franz posted:

How to make twitter profitable:

• Charge regular users $20 to edit or delete a tweet
  
• Charge verified users $40 to edit or delete a tweet
  

Per tweet, not per month or anything like that. There, Twitter is profitable now. Elong, I'll take my bonus in cash.

yook posted:

There isn’t even a crappy reason to do this like appeasing shareholders at the next fiscal quarter or twitter ready to die next week and needing emergency revenue is there? It’s purely about appeasing Musk’s ego.

Elon Musk: move fast and break things people

SirPhoebos posted:

Massive lol that Steven "and then the kids have an orgy to escape a sewer clown" King made supposed genius Elon Musk cut the price by 60% with a single complaint. What a shitshow.

bobjr posted:

https://twitter.com/cdcarter13/status/1587786583582949376?s=46&t=FrF0CM5kDI7QfKpsFdheRQ

Extra Large Marge posted:

The blue checkmark now comes with a free frappuccino

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

A lot while bail due to the wfh change as well. Weird that he's doing the layoff before that.

big nipples big life posted:

NYT pitchbot, where are you getting chipotle burritos for less than 8 dollars?

Philthy posted:

elon out sucking the zuck is a pretty large feat

we just need that bezos weirdo to go buy tiktok

IBroughttheFunk posted:

Oh, forgot to add the stupid oversimplified explanation:

So like, I subjectively decide my tweet is rated R, but then if enough people decide, it get be reduced to a PG-13, or whatever?

Great job, Mr. Musk. Genius thinking as always.

Terebus posted:

Yeah, no one else has tried to clone the SiMplE concept of twotter because it so easy and it will eadily be overtaken by this other platform that will appear out of nowhere.