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How have there not been a hundred posts about Elon's ghost white body and rocket ship nipples?
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The Bloop posted:Because there's several entire threads dedicated to it, but feel free This is the only thread I look at
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Jul 19, 2022 01:21
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StrangersInTheNight posted:It won't, it's already synonymous with luxury as a brand, which is all you really need for rich people to keep buying it. Sounds like an increase in dead rich people. I'm fine with this.
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Aug 11, 2022 18:35
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Thundercracker posted:Trump is gonna drop Truth Social in a heartbeat if he's let back on Devin Nunes 
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Oct 4, 2022 21:57
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lol "x" was the original name of musk's paypal https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X.com Total Party Kill fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Oct 5, 2022 |
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Oct 5, 2022 00:25
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LOL I would have survived because every pull request I make has a dozen extra commits for me to get rid of all my code:
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Nov 4, 2022 14:34
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It's free speech for "activist groups" to pressure advertisers to drop Twitter, too, Musky. oh you meant that free speech.
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Nov 4, 2022 15:47
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No way they had time to review 3k employees' code in a couple days for efficacy. LOL Could just commit a commented line of code with the entire text of Moby Dick and become SVP.
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Nov 5, 2022 01:32
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Hunter Biden's laptop has all the Twitter DMs
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Nov 5, 2022 01:44
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Can't wait for the infinite economy where robots do all the work creating a limitless amount of goods/services and no one has a job or money to pay for any of it I am smart
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Nov 5, 2022 20:57
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smackfu posted:What I’ve heard is that these people are still technically employed for two months (to meet the WARN act requirement) and then get a month of severance. They have had their access to email, tools, etc locked out. They aren't still "technically" working.
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Nov 6, 2022 14:00
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So, do people who previously had blue checkmarks get to keep them for free for the time being? Or did those all get wiped out?
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Nov 7, 2022 20:33
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Also, can someone isolate an Elon Musk fingerprint in that disgusting "screenshot" image?
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Nov 7, 2022 20:36
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Elong def posted a "first post" thread, an autoban, or a thread soliciting his x.com/paypal project and got real mad, somewhere kyanka's inbox likely has a very dumb email from him.
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Nov 7, 2022 20:56
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Just loling at the idea of being the richest man on the planet and spending even five minutes scrolling through my mentions on Twitter and getting mad. loving use your wealth and have a non miserable life you stupid try-hard
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Nov 8, 2022 22:10
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BigBadSteve posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1590612193590259712 Can't see poll results unless you have an account, which I no longer have. Have the bots just overloaded the poll with "no, we're all gone now thanks to our god elong"?
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Nov 10, 2022 17:27
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thats a lmao
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Nov 10, 2022 17:30
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My non-Musk owned giant three-letter mega-corp just had a town hall meeting where they exclaimed excitedly that "the past two years have been our most profitable ever [at least for our business unit] and that we have been the most agile and adaptive workforce in the industry." and then in the next breath told us that we need to return to the workplace for... reasons. Meanwhile I live no where near the rest of my team and will likely have to leave my job simply because I can't/won't plant my rear end in a cubicle three hours away from my home. Love these boomer-brained middle-manager mindsets.
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Nov 10, 2022 17:59
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[olde timey gif of that train falling off of a bridge]
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Nov 18, 2022 05:54
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Brb Watching a movie in two minute increments
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Nov 19, 2022 04:20
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*invites spectacular woman he just met at a classy social event back to his mansion *She stares in awe at your palatial estate, wandering it's labyrinthine corridors. *She pauses at a massive framed piece of art *On white canvass are the huge black letters spelling HELLO WORLD. *"Hey, yeah, I coded that"
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Nov 19, 2022 19:35
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:So the HGH and steroids made his internal organs bigger, does that include his heart? Like the Grinch but stupider
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Nov 19, 2022 19:38
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Watching movies in two minute clips lets me watch movies like trump: just skip to the action and cut the crap. Feeling geniuser by the tweet thanks Leon Twitter!
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Nov 19, 2022 23:56
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Every visa-sponsored hostage at Twitter is developing calluses from sending their resume to every single email inbox they can find
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Nov 22, 2022 16:51
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What is this poo poo!? *Tosses stack of printed paper around the office* I SAID 'SHOW ME YOUR BEST LINES OF COKE'
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Nov 24, 2022 05:12
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I got a Musk phone, but it was just a Hunter Biden laptop under the screen.
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Nov 27, 2022 03:00
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Here, have some cursed poo poo from the latrine https://twitter.com/iamraisini/status/1596428383155781632
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Nov 27, 2022 06:45
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Elon certainly put a lot of thought, time, and money into the bird site when it's actually quite silly. Why you doing it? Because it gives you the endorphin rush? Quite silly.
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Nov 28, 2022 02:40
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Gay people, famous for not procreating, are actually quite silly when you think about it.
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Nov 28, 2022 02:51
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Fellatio Blow
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Nov 30, 2022 03:08
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https://twitter.com/Hrnick35/status/1597457578069757952
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kw0134 posted:
TIWTTER IS A LIVE!
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Nov 30, 2022 16:25
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I always post important news at 5pm on a Friday because I'm a munsk
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Dec 2, 2022 23:03
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Hunter Bidens laptop has the piss tape on it
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Dec 2, 2022 23:09
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bird with big dick posted:https://twitter.com/The_Hellenist/status/1599765542293864448?cxt=HHwWgICwhZ2SwbMsAAAA More like username "bird with a small brain" amirite
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Dec 6, 2022 03:58
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yep it's me, the only female twitter employee on this floor. the trash hasn't been emptied in a week and this sweaty mattress smells like intense gamer moments, and oh look, here comes the weird guy from down the hall looking to nap at the same time. love how hardcore my job is.
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Dec 6, 2022 15:18
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Omg now I understand why he brought a sink to Twitter and it's even dumber than just not knowing
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sticksy posted:What did you think it was for initially? I was somewhere in a fog of Not Caring and wondering if it had something to do with the expression "everything but the kitchen sink" Edit: Also he seems like the type to lean real heavy into Im sO RaNDoM gUiSe Total Party Kill fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Dec 8, 2022 |
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Dec 8, 2022 00:32
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Just let that basin, right?
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TO: TWITTER EMPLOYEES FROM: ELGON MUNK (UR BOSS! "PAPA") SUBJECT: PAYROLL u now paid in tweet coins tyvm Ror posted:it might incentivize people to live at the office if they provided complimentary meals for the employees, i wonder if elon has ever thought of that why pay for meals when you can just eat the corpse of the twitter employee in the coding hammock next to you?
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