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I can't even escape Musk's ramblings by staying away from Twitter since he's in social news all the goddamn time. God I want him to just disappear. What a schmuck.
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armpit_enjoyer posted:Despite nobody being able to see posts last night, a tweet telling Musk to do the lowtax play got 223k likes and 57,5k retweets. It’s been thirteen hours since it was posted and it’s still up, the poster isn’t banned, nothing. That's a lol
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Jul 2, 2023 10:13
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The world's already got too many morons. I should know, I'm one of them!!
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Jul 3, 2023 13:05
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And yet I'm still not as dumb as Musk lmao
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Jul 3, 2023 13:05
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No see completely rebranding one of the most recognizeable social media names to some completely generic edgy letter is going to be a gigantic win because (unintelligible)
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Jul 23, 2023 16:41
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Post ITT every time you LOL that the world's richest man is also one of the dumbest
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Jul 24, 2023 12:03
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Find yourself someone you wanna gently caress as much as Elon Musk wants to gently caress the letter X
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Jul 25, 2023 00:16
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lmao (also she rocks and makes good artwork/plushes)
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Jul 25, 2023 01:28
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"I spent 44 billion dollars on WHAT?"
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Jul 25, 2023 07:14
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The Twitter Mobile App changed itself to "X" on my phone now. I don't intend to delete it quite yet but this dumb poo poo means it's definitely going to happen soon.
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Jul 27, 2023 19:15
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ty all, went to deactivate my account. Gonna need my password to do it but that'll be the first thing I do when I wake up tomorrow. Jesus Christ Musk sucks.
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Jul 28, 2023 09:04
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gently caress youuu Elon. Twitter deactivated and now your ugly poo poo is gone from my phone. Also Yacc may as well be an AI if she isn't actually one.
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Jul 28, 2023 18:02
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Elon Musk is the train wreck we're sick of looking at.
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Jul 29, 2023 14:50
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I hate narcissists and I really wish Musk would just completely disappear.
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Jul 30, 2023 08:23
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It would be nice if rich people actually faced consequences for their actions. 
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Jul 30, 2023 20:25
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RDM posted:Right click mark all as read youre welcome you fuckin' animals Holy poo poo
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Jul 31, 2023 00:57
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Musk exudes heavy Steve Buscemi "how do you do fellow kids" energy. Doesn't belong, but is desperate to try and fit in. It comes off especially insulting when he's the richest guy in the world but also the unfunniest.
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Jul 31, 2023 23:02
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Welp looks like the bird's back. Still not going back to using your dumb poo poo, Elmo.
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Aug 1, 2023 05:33
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Yeah idk I was seeing embedded posts with the Twitter Bird for an hour but now it's back to the dumb X. Dunno if it's some strange thing on my end or what.
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Aug 1, 2023 05:52
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I don't miss being inundated in stink bugs since I left Pennsylvania. gently caress those things. I'm cool with most bugs, but stink bugs are terrible. Elon Musk is the stink bug of humanity.
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Aug 2, 2023 04:35
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kazil posted:No you can't hide those 1000 hours in Sex With Hitler. We all saw it. We all know. Concerning.
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Aug 4, 2023 06:55
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Those weight stats look extremely skewed. e: oh, "estimates." gently caress you, Fox News.
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Aug 7, 2023 20:17
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Every goddamn time I see something he posts, I make the  face trying to wrap my brain around his stupidity and ignorance. Despite being so rich, Elon Musk will forever be a gormless narcissistic moron. He's so desperate for attention and I want it to backfire sooner than later.
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Aug 16, 2023 11:23
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Aug 19, 2023 06:26
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Jesus Christ, of course his other weird obsession with Deus Ex also circles around to being another weird loving obsession with the letter X. Never thought about it before now. He's a one-trick pony. 
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Aug 19, 2023 16:41
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It's pretty funny just how bad he is at everything yet so many consider him "gifted." It's like the universe is trolling itself
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Aug 20, 2023 07:48
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It's like watching a sun die in real-time. Absolutely terrifying, and yet... Beautiful.
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Aug 20, 2023 14:04
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Do it already, Elmer!! Stop putzing around and being a coward and follow through with your dumb plan faster. I want Twitter to die faster so I can bathe myself in its ashes while cackling incessantly It will be glorious, but first you need to follow through, you absolute dingus
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Aug 21, 2023 02:15
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No time for sleep, only time for work!!! and by work I mean endlessly scrolling through Not-Twitter to make sure no one is saying mean things about me 
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Aug 22, 2023 09:16
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Yes, indeed, it is me! I am jillionaire Elon Muck, here to tell you how much I want to reunite with my ex-girlfriend, Crimes!! why won't people love me? It must be because I am not rich enough yet
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Aug 24, 2023 04:53
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Linda Yaccarino is just the latest humanoid robot being piloted by Pinky and the Brain in their attempts to take over the world.
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Aug 26, 2023 08:16
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Has that nerd Eoln removed blocking yet, or has he silently pivoted away because he realized how many problems it would cause? I mean the second one is definitely not happening, so it's only a matter of time
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Aug 30, 2023 08:59
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DogeDesigner is one of the biggest simps I've ever seen, Jesus.
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Aug 31, 2023 01:29
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Comedy is legal on Twitter now!! Unfortunately, on X there is no comedy. There is only disappointment.
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Sep 1, 2023 05:56
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Musk sitting in the position of K.C.Green's "this is fine" dog, instead he's saying, "this is amazing! No one has ever had a fire this fantastic before! Everybody's gonna love me!"
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Sep 1, 2023 11:56
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mdxi posted:We're all aware of the omnipresent Elon crypto scams, but I just got this via email: Sigh, my 74-year-old mom fell for this one and bought it to gift to someone. The real kicker? It was $60. I've told her to run any internet purchases through me to make sure they're not scams, but she forgets. Screw these shits for taking advantage of the tech illiterate.
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waffle iron posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tE-lfoptU4 Thanks for these, definitely gonna show them around. loving scammers.
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reignonyourparade posted:At this point genuinely would not be shocked if Xvideos ends up having to sue elon's twitter to protect it's own trademark oh please god make this happen, it would be so loving funny
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Sep 6, 2023 02:23
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what the gently caress is wrong with these chuds
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Pretty fascinating how each time I hear something new about Olen's personal life and lack of awareness, he manages to look ever dumber. Honestly, it's baffling how one person is this moronic yet has fallen so far upwards.
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