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Rascar Capac posted:Be careful that there's no ironic twist that prevents you from doing this. Your usual computer monitor gets damaged but no worry, you have a spare! ...but no HDMI->DisplayPort cable.
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im going to print off the entire gameFAQs website in case an EMP roasts the internet
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i’m gonna buy 30 years of gamepass in advance because credit card processing might not work in the apocalypse
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A few years ago I unfortunately got roped into this survivalist talk at work. A coworker had maybe the most reasonable strategy I've heard yet: "I'd probably just barter by sucking a lot of dick." I said poo poo, that's a solid plan. You could make Imperator in no time if you're good. Imperator Fellatiosa Mister Speaker fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Oct 13, 2022 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:If the bombs start falling I'm hiding in a taco bell bathroom. This you? https://www.kwch.com/content/news/Bathroom-warning-mistaken-for-bomb-threat-at-Home-Depot-505753401.html I've got cases and cases of MREs because they waste pallets of them at work. So I'll just eat expired skittles for however long they last.
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:so nothing will change for you then I usually try to warm them up and use dishes, but the dishwasher probably won’t work in the apocalypse, and I hate clutter
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has anyone ever considered how the nukes might feel about all of this?
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Jillian poo poo posted:Nukes? More like pukes imho 
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LifeSunDeath posted:has anyone ever considered how the nukes might feel about all of this?
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Owlbear Camus posted:Seriousposting in the GBS nuke anxiety thread: my balls remain uncomfortably unirradiateda
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rad my noot hole putin
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i hope "POOTIN" has a hard on for nuking the HOME OF THE PACIFIC CANADIAN NAVY FLEET!!!!  bring it on bitch 
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LifeSunDeath posted:has anyone ever considered how the nukes might feel about all of this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_47mmt5SZY
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Do you think the chaps down in the nuke subs go stir crazy and worry about how the missiles feel, all stuck in their tubes, never getting used?
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goatface posted:Do you think the chaps down in the nuke subs go stir crazy and worry about how the missiles feel, all stuck in their tubes, never getting used? They’re too busy “going nuclear” on each other’s missiles and tubes op
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Oh hell yes That's how I want to go Smoking a cigarette inside a spaceship
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:They’re too busy “going nuclear” on each other’s missiles and tubes op "Just once, the boat should be allowed to climax like we do and shoot its load all over the place."
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You're not allowed to shoot your load until these two guys turn the keys, shipmate!
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Colonel Cancer posted:You're not allowed to shoot your load until these two guys turn the keys, shipmate! A mistimed turn and the payload gets stuck in the tube, yeowch!
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that sub movie with gene hackman and denzel but instead of arguing over a launch order they're jerking each other off
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Sean Connery on the bridge of the Red October doing an ahegao face.
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I like to think that nuke button pushers are also terminally online people like us and at the point of launch they're like "fucc it, LOL"
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A big fat cloud comes out of my mushroom when I think about becoming warlord of a cannibalistic blood cult who worship only the false sun of nuclear chaos
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Turn the control keys! It won't turn? Try again! Still no, sir! Wait, what are you turning? Sir. This is an official Keyblade I won when they released Birth by Sleep Final Mix. It should open anything.
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Owlbear Camus posted:that sub movie with gene hackman and denzel but instead of arguing over a launch order they're jerking each other off cumson tide
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Sir, the doors to our silo are stuck! Soldier, I don't want to hear excuses! President Trump says fire the rocket, so press the loving button.
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Tech Support how may I help you? Yeah I pushed the button, turned the key, etc, nothing launched. Did you try turning it off and turning it back on again? Oh poo poo that totally worked thanks!
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Gonna hack the emergency warning system so it just plays Miles Davis Kind of Blue.
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they should let that weirdly anhedonic fort bragg e-4 egirl turn the key on one of the minutemen and send one last tiktok about it https://twitter.com/coldhealing/status/1569885512214642690
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:they actually made a whole anti-war cocnept album about nuclear war anxiety basically which almost but not quite shared a name with a pretty rad coffee table book Vampire Panties posted:
actual Israeli policy Capt.Whorebags posted:Your usual computer monitor gets damaged but no worry, you have a spare! IT'S NOT FAIR THERE WAS TIME NOW
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Mister Speaker posted:A few years ago I unfortunately got roped into this survivalist talk at work. A coworker had maybe the most reasonable strategy I've heard yet: "I'd probably just barter by sucking a lot of dick." sucked dicks are a renewable resources, this is a smart plan
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gotta stock up on mt dew baja blast dont know if anything other than regular mt dew will be available due to post nuke scarcity
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they're only gonna have code red
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i just got a new crate of dr enuf so i'm all set
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Nuclear war could destabilise the ozone layer so I'm going to buy 40,000 tons of sun cream.
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i think if russia decides to pull the trigger then they are hosed. russia nukes kyiv, they become more isolated then north korea and you probably see the poles invade belerus and way way more arms go to ukraine and others.
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Bad Purchase posted:they're only gonna have code red til nuclear war is bad
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Dapper_Swindler posted:i think if russia decides to pull the trigger then they are hosed. russia nukes kyiv, they become more isolated then north korea and you probably see the poles invade belerus and way way more arms go to ukraine and others. Putin would rather die in nuclear hellfire than admit he was wrong
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