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"Gay people are gay because they have more estrogen than testosterone" Where the gently caress are my titties at then, Mr. McQuaig?
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Plant MONSTER. makes good threads.
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Jun 22, 2022 17:21
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America is the good guys.
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Jun 22, 2022 17:23
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:America is the good guys. That this statement is somehow original or thought-provoking.
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Jun 22, 2022 17:25
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our elementary school gym teacher wanted us to catch a seagull to use like one would a dove for a ceremony for a kid who died. That wasn't a lie on their part but it was a horrible idea
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Jun 22, 2022 17:30
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:my grade 10 history teacher sincerely told us "gently caress" stood for "fornication under consent of the king" lmfao. and "poo poo" had a similiar backronym as well i can't remember atm the other one was "ship high in transit" because it was manure and couldn't get wet or something lol
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Jun 22, 2022 17:35
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Plant MONSTER. posted:our elementary school gym teacher wanted us to catch a seagull to use like one would a dove for a ceremony for a kid who died. That wasn't a lie on their part but it was a horrible idea did anyone catch a seagull? i been trying to catch a seagull my whole life and they always fly away
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Jun 22, 2022 17:38
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"My name is Mr. Schmidt and I'm going to teach you math." You aren't going to teach poo poo you football coach. You're just going to rewrite the equations from the teaching manual onto the white board and get angry and yell at us when no one knows what the hell to do.
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Jun 22, 2022 17:38
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"People doing academic work today worth an A would only get a C for the same work in 1950, and you can thank the internet for this!" - my private catholic school dual math/religion teacher, one day out of nowhere.
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Jun 22, 2022 17:40
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"Democracy is the best system of government" "Capitalism is the best economic system" "People are basically good" e: "Visual Basic is a good programming language" - that was the biggest whopper of them all.
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Jun 22, 2022 17:41
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"It's only a medical procedure, now drop those shorts"
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Jun 22, 2022 17:42
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:the other one was "ship high in transit" because it was manure and couldn't get wet or something lol And it was my grade 10 history teacher who said Marie Antoinette told peasants to eat cake. She said "cake" referred to the burnt poo poo that was caked onto the walls of ovens. This ignores the fact she said "qu'ils mangent de la brioche" which, you know, is solidly not that. It was more of a flippant remark/joke. And also Marie Antoinette never even said it probably.
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Jun 22, 2022 17:45
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 You will 100% use this information as an adult - said by anyone but my Typing instructor in 9th grade
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Jun 22, 2022 17:47
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Plant MONSTER. posted:And it was my grade 10 history teacher who said Marie Antoinette told peasants to eat cake. She said "cake" referred to the burnt poo poo that was caked onto the walls of ovens. Something something that one goon post about how a cake can be a thing like a cupcake or a material like a three-foot-long-penis made out of cake
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Jun 22, 2022 17:47
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kntfkr posted:did anyone catch a seagull? i been trying to catch a seagull my whole life and they always fly away No. Their genius idea was literally a box supported by a stick on a string. The only animal slow and dumb enough to fall for that was the neighbor's Welsh Corgi. Imagine trying to ceremoniously release a wild seagull, thinking it would be a beautiful graceful thing.
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Jun 22, 2022 17:48
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Gays use Crisco.
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Jun 22, 2022 18:00
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kntfkr posted:did anyone catch a seagull? i been trying to catch a seagull my whole life and they always fly away I guess I never tried, but how can it be difficult to grab a seagull? The seagulls at Cedar Point will take fries out of your hands if you offer it.
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Jun 22, 2022 18:07
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Can't believe no mention of the importance of cursive yet.
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Not the teachers themselves but for sex education they outsourced some of it to guest speakers. Problem is, the speakers were solidly pro-abstinence. They presented us a slideshow story about two fictional teenagers who had premarital sex at a drug-infested party and how it hosed up both their lives, but mostly the girl's because she was punished with decades of fertility issues and had to become a born-again virgin to repent. My favorite part was when they claimed said infertility was caused by STIs she caught when they had sex. Even though both teens were explicitly said to be virgins before the party and to have only had sex with each other. Even though the boy had no STIs at all and neither of them were indicated to have been infected from another source before or during the party.
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Jun 22, 2022 18:08
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can't even tell you how many teachers told me i'd never hold down a job if i couldn't show up on time. that my future bosses would never let me make my own hours.
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Jun 22, 2022 18:14
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"if you don't have a condom, use saran wrap and a rubber band" In junior year of highschool
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Jun 22, 2022 18:14
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I heckled a teacher once who made some dumb comment about how Let Them Eat Cake was an English thing when everyone knows it's loving Marie Antoinette even if it maybe never happened I shouted very angrily and stupidly "that was the French!!" I still feel bad about it it was kind of douchey and everyone probably thought I was a huge homo for it Because I am
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Jun 22, 2022 18:19
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That god is real and strong and my friendpop fly to McGillicutty posted:"if you don't have a condom, use saran wrap and a rubber band" lol awesome
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Jun 22, 2022 18:26
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Videos about there being a one world order, the illuminati is a devil worshipping cult, and something about when christians or jews take the sacred tower or something in Jereselum then the world will end and jesus will come and judge us all. the 90s were weird
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Jun 22, 2022 18:27
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All the Jews need to gather in Israel before the end times can happen everyone knows that  And good luck with that without some more appealing hors d'oeuvres
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Jun 22, 2022 18:30
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I had a teacher in Jr. High who always had these stupid lies about what things were like in University. He’d be like ‘in University if you hand anything in and it’s one minute late it’s an automatic zero. So I’m going to do that from now on so you’ll know!” Then the first time he tried it I think he got in trouble because he tried to give several students a zero on a months long project. He also decided that all the graduating students should donate flowers to the school to plant. His implication was if we didn’t he’d take points off our final projects. gently caress that guy.
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Jun 22, 2022 18:37
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weed is bad also people who grow weed use human poop as fertilizer
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Jun 22, 2022 18:39
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Borden posted:I had a teacher in Jr. High who always had these stupid lies about what things were like in University. He’d be like ‘in University if you hand anything in and it’s one minute late it’s an automatic zero. So I’m going to do that from now on so you’ll know!” oh yeah lol this guy too. what is it with elementary/high school teachers extremely warped views on the post-secondary world? they were basically wrong about everything. if they were to be believed, the "real world" after high school is nothing but insanely rigid disciplinarians
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Jun 22, 2022 18:40
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Still kinda mad about how much nonsense & propaganda the food pyramid is
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Meme Poker Party posted:Can't believe no mention of the importance of cursive yet. I actually had teachers say this and then beg me to type everything because my handwriting was unreadable.
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I can be anything I put my mind to.
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:oh yeah lol this guy too. what is it with elementary/high school teachers extremely warped views on the post-secondary world? they were basically wrong about everything. if they were to be believed, the "real world" after high school is nothing but insanely rigid disciplinarians I think these kind of teachers kinda hosed me up for a while because I stupidly took them at face value and my prime motivator for a significant portion of my life became "be a perfectionist so you don't get yelled at" even while my boss was spending a significant portion of our one-on-one status meetings discussing all the dispensaries that just opened up and which ones had the best stuff I'd still be like "if you tell him the project delivery date needs to be pushed by a week he's gonna flip his lid and you'll get an F and never move on to 10th grade" Visiting some of those dispensaries helped though!!!
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shakespear
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We were taught about Leon Trotsky, and we were taught about Frida Kahlo, but we were never taught that they hosed. Seems like important info to leave out!!!!!
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Jun 22, 2022 19:25
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That I will need to know chemistry in my day-to-day life. As an actor, I haven't had to think about chemistry since college.
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Jun 22, 2022 19:31
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Meme Poker Party posted:Can't believe no mention of the importance of cursive yet. Oh yeah, in grade school it was "You must write cursive! In high school and beyond, no printed work will be accepted!" By the time I got to high school, the teachers didn't care and everyone basically forgot cursive within a year. Borden posted:I had a teacher in Jr. High who always had these stupid lies about what things were like in University. He’d be like ‘in University if you hand anything in and it’s one minute late it’s an automatic zero. So I’m going to do that from now on so you’ll know!” I did have one professor like this. One, and that was it. Everyone else only cared that it was in at some point on the day it was due.
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6th grade social studies teacher If we had public Healthcare, hospitals wouldn't be compelled by market competition to buy the latest and best medical equipment. If we hadn't stopped saddam in Kuwait he would have gone on to become the next hitler. I guess its not lying if you really believe it, but still what a deluded moron.
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The bible was written by flawed men and God isn't really as horrible as the book makes him out to be. Also, Revelation was an allegory for the fall of Rome and God isn't really going to end the world.
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Jun 22, 2022 19:34
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Oh, and loving long division. "This is very important and you will need it throughout your life" I have quite literally never done long division since the fifth grade. In fact if you asked me to do it right now, I would have to google it.
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I can't tell if I can't think of any lies teachers told me because they didn't lie (lol) or because I didn't listen  I had a history teacher that assigned A People's History of the United States by Howard Zinn, and that was the most attention I ever paid in class. Oh yeah, I also had a teacher who was obsessed with emacs vs. vi, and I can't remember what side he was on, but he was ADAMANTLY in favor of one of them and dismissive of people who were in favor of the other.
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