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(Thread IKs: slave to my cravings)
 
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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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I haven’t listened to the Adam Friesland show yet but I probably will soon

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Jul 23, 2002

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ben shapino posted:

All girls are squirters if you know how to gently caress

i agree with ben shapino

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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pretty rude of Second Acts to add a parenthetical to mention nick’s height imo

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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imagine the sheer volume of psycho poo poo he gets in that inbox, even aside from all the stuff i send him

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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i will always think fondly of bust rodd for the "what is this 'cumtown' podcast? it sounds really racist" -> listens to it -> becomes one of the most prolific cum posters cycle

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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nick seems like more of a happy time harry kinda guy

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Jul 23, 2002

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moist turtleneck posted:

adam would probably only like those strawberry candies that only grandmas keep in a danish cookie tin

those are really good tho

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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I’m just now starting the first episode of this pod cast, I hope it’s all it’s cracked up to be!

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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who's that?

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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can stavros fly on a regular airplane or does he have to go by cargo ship or something

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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Nick and Adam run the patreon account bc Stav can’t use a normal computer (fingers too fat)

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Jul 23, 2002

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nick is gonna regret that uneven split when adam and stav start their own podcast and he only gets 25%

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Jul 23, 2002

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maybe stavros just wanted to be a baltimore boy but the boys couldn't agree on doing the pod remotly

maybe he couldn't get a fast enough internet connection to do it (because he is so big he would require an unusual amount of bandwidth to stream)

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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i'm listening to the "bleep texas" episode of cum town, i had forgotten how funny it is

"hoein'-rear end jodie foster" got me pretty good

fiveish doesn't even come up until like the last 20 minutes. all timer of an ep

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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adam's voice dripping in embarrassment as nick starts to intro Fiveish

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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i like adam and think he's funny except for when he claims to like big boobs (he doesn't and is just copying to get clout)

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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Mordja posted:

Sends WM a single text from a burner phone: "Do it."

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Jul 23, 2002

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Head Bee Guy posted:

RCR should be my jam but he’s so goddamn obnoxious I can’t make it through a single video

yeah this is me too

bad snipe, sorry everyone

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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perhaps the best video on the internet

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Jul 23, 2002

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maxe posted:

ooooo-aaayy
wambo-wambo

do not have gay sex here ♫


♫ please do not do it ♫

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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Nick and Adam should get one of those little chinese grandparent cars and drive around manhattan together

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Jul 23, 2002

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Big Dick Cheney posted:

Technically all airplanes are American because we invented them

helicopters are italian because davinci drew that screw thing

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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i say swears online posted:

adam needs to add "front balloons" to his vocab

don't encourage him in that regard

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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stav should be in it too (because he's fat)

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Jul 23, 2002

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i listened to episode 1 of c*m tow* today, pretty funny to hear nick and stav shooting the poo poo

nick even mentions adam and tries to do an adam's mom impression (adam's mom would yell at adam to make sure he was also letting nick play video games)

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Jul 23, 2002

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Shitstorm Trooper posted:

It's not even loving true. Lmao they said on Jim and Sam they met after they were doing comedy.

thanks, i'll edit my spreadsheet

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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Big Dick Cheney posted:

Zombie Clancy Brown is great

doesn't he put one kid's face into a running motorcycle tire

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Jul 23, 2002

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stump collector posted:

im considering myself busted

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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honestly i hope stavros just keeps getting bigger and fatter

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Jul 23, 2002

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Fleetwood posted:

I didn't listen to Cumtown until the last few months or so, so I think this picture is definitely true because TAFS episodes I've heard are hilarious

TAFS is funny stuff, it's good to listen to imo

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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theory: it was stav and he stopped doing it

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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listening to a few 2018 c*mtown episodes and stav is talking about working out with his brother and how he can't wait to get jacked, ripped, etc

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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what about heidi the tool girl from home improvement

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Jul 23, 2002

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ben shapino posted:

once they invent a lens wide enough to capture him in a shot it's his time to shine

a camera operator trying desperately to record stav's set with one of those 360 degree fisheye lenses and getting increasingly frustrated that they can't get all of that body in frame

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Jul 23, 2002

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Pharmaskittle posted:

poo poo derrick, you killed a mf on camera the least you could do is speak a little Chinese for em

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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slave to my cravings posted:

How about an Nda and it’s

i’m shocked nick’s never done a joke like this but with NFTs

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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Snacksmaniac posted:

He did one that was like “nft but all the bad ones “

ah yeah that’s the stuff

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

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Wizard Master posted:

Stav told her that he loves Greece and she misunderstood 😂

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Jul 23, 2002

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Mandrel posted:

in fairness to enemy of the pod stav I can't imagine louis is the first to do that joke, I feel like it's a pretty universal concept we all think of when we start getting older



HOWEVER, the man is a fat thief so i do hope he is jailed

they'd have to build some huge high tech magneto prison (but instead of no magnetic materials it has to be made of materials that stavros can't just eat through) to keep that big boy locked up

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Jul 23, 2002

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every once in awhile the phrase "cmon derek, speak some chinese to 'em" pops into my head and i have a chuckle

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