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(Thread IKs: slave to my cravings)
 
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FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Wikipedia posted:

The three then discuss Buzz Aldrin punching Bart Sibrel, and entertain the thought of Osama bin Laden doing the same to a 9/11 denier.

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FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



i say swears online posted:

charcuterie is my passion



One can only assume the cum is just out of frame.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Been learning how to make karaoke videos. A friend said I should make a Cum Town video, so I gave it a shot. Maybe gay I dunno.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k62JSyR60mU

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006




gently caress, I didn’t realize Nick had already nailed it.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



henkman posted:

insects like Adam F.

Funny how they just knew.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



UwUnabomber posted:

I like when the bitchy girl and her boyfriend refuse to give Adam and Jonah and Ezra and Noah and Nehemiah or whoever a light outside the club.

That won’t be happening

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Top Penis: All Stars, with head judge Tom Smalldiccio.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



The Talented Mr. Penis

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



To Wong Foo, Thanks for Penis - Julie Newmar

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Sunk Dunk posted:

stav is getting too fat for glasses, look at those babies bend



And that hat is becoming an unintentional yarmulke.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Squack McQuack posted:

They don’t make the snap strap big enough!

It’s a matter of poor hat construction!

https://youtu.be/0nWsy2Lytc4

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Pharmaskittle posted:

oh boy that sucks, I've come around to being worried for him lol

Yeah. No one wants him to end up like Patrice, even if he abandoned Cum Town to become a TikTok comedian.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Stav dedicated to being pear shaped on every part of his body

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Thinking of going to see Recine in a few weeks. Good idea or should I see Cruisin Joe List instead? I feel like Mike needs the money more.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



ben shapino posted:

shooters shoot

into dude’s asses

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Coxswain Balls posted:

Stav_cackle_4.wav

https://stavbot.github.io

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

Where's Stavros? but he takes up 3/4 of every page

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

"we really tried, sir, but that's the smallest any of our artists were able to draw him"

Ink cost would be too high to print it

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



UwUnabomber posted:

Imagine bragging about getting people off drugs while being pals with Bam Margera.

Better W/L record than Dr. Drew

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006




When did he get those fuckin Chiclet teeth?

It makes sense I guess.

Because he’s very fat, you see.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



moist turtleneck posted:

my friend nick tried to save him but he did not step back from that ledge, he could have cut ties with all the popeyes that he's been eating in

i say swears online posted:

well everyone I know has got a reason, to say
but it's pasta day

How’s it gonna be?
When I weigh 450
At 34

Am I gonna be
A diabetic amputee?

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

yeah, tits are sick

Hell yeah dude

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Always glad to see more POCs on my podcasts.

LA Fitted explaining method acting to NY Fitted.

“Is this called The Adam Friedland Show?”

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



slave to my cravings posted:

lol at Chet making his own masterclass course for how to get into the acting industry

He’s making it affordable, though. To give back.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



AnimeIsTrash posted:

how many of yall like gay sex

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Bought a ticket yesterday for the Recine show tonight. Got an email from the club today advertising a promo code for complimentary tickets.

I guess they have plenty of empty seats and still want that “2 item minimum” money? Mike gonna be dining on Spaghetti-Os this month.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



FishBowlRobot posted:

Bought a ticket yesterday for the Recine show tonight. Got an email from the club today advertising a promo code for complimentary tickets.

I guess they have plenty of empty seats and still want that “2 item minimum” money? Mike gonna be dining on Spaghetti-Os this month.

Recine was pretty good. Talked about his fat friend Doordashing Subway, to which someone in the crowd yelled “Stavros.” He clarified it was Lev. Fer I assume.

Then he went hard on some bit about how Jews must have been the worst slaves because no one wants a slave with allergies, etc.

E: Oh, and a bit about how he would probably be worth more financially to his family if he were to die.

FishBowlRobot fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Oct 5, 2023

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006




Welp, I ended up getting gay sex from Richard last night. I don’t know if it was because of the Colt revolver, but I’m glad I had it.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



maxe posted:

i look at him and i say "yeah right, a bomb hit the transplant unit?"

My girlfriend is Hamas, so she can only eat certain things

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

next door jimmy made me suck his dick!

I’m not offended but I have to go

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



UwUnabomber posted:

God this was so funny

What are some other “young Nick” stories?

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



i say swears online posted:

they actually spend a lot of time on it here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RClM_UvpB3Y

Whenever I see Corinne I can’t help but remember her on RAP, expressing her disgust at an LOS redditor’s comment of, “I low key want to hold her warm seal body against me.”

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



"Crack Amico” posted:

Amy Schumer, fat pig
used to be so hot and tight
stole Patrice’s jokes
now she tryna steal his body type

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



moist turtleneck posted:

foreal though it is wild how crazy her and brett gelman have gotten over this and they are trying their damndest to be as racist as possible

What has Gelman been saying?

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



There’s a Jim & Sam thread? That’s horrible news. But you’re talking about his marriage I assume.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



https://youtu.be/bIM9lX-ImWE

https://youtu.be/PXB0FC8cS8w

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



ben shapino posted:

Andrew Rice Clay

Andrew Dice Gay

https://youtu.be/cEFemsyWK0U

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006




It really is disgusting how well the vocal fry was preserved.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Mordja posted:

No wonder Chet avoids white women

We should all be so lucky

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



the milk machine posted:

nude stav skydiving

Don’t give him any more calendar ideas. Please.

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FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



i say swears online posted:

they'd have to use a b52

Or two planes stacked on top of each other. A sort of aerial variation on the Stavros Classic.

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