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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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I haven’t had a banana/curry pizza in 30 years or so, but the combination actually works. Especially if it’s combined with something salty.

Schools used to send out kids for workplace practice to businesses for a week to get a glimps of working life. In ninth grade I got sent to a pizzeria/grill. Of course I had to test the weirdest pizza on the menu. It was bananas, smoked ham, peanuts and curry powder. I was a ravenous teen, enjoyed it, never ordered it again.

That’s my Swedish banana pizza story, thank’s for coming to my ted talk, tip your waitperson, and good night.

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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FreudianSlippers posted:

Do swedes not do bagels?


Proper chewy bagels are rare. The coffee chains like Espreso House usually sell something they call a bagel, but it’s just a regular white roll shaped like a donut and covered in poppyseeds. A bagel shouldn’t be crunchy on the outside and fluffy on the inside.

You may have better luck if you can find a hipster bakery, but good luck.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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My Lovely Horse posted:

I'm sorry little guy

I'm sorry I straight up roasted your ding dong

Emptyquote :h:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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Data Graham posted:

In what way is the whole wheat crust "spicy", pray

Oh I see, a rumor of black pepepr. in it


also I'm the pairing suggestion of cole slaw with pizza

A less know part of the Swedish pizza experience: it’s always served with a side of ’pizza salad’. A simple salad of finely shredded cabbage, olive oil, vinegar and salt & pepper. Sometimes oregano or tarragon. It’s light and refreshing, and endemic to Sweden.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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Everyone knows that there's a gang tag for Parmos? It's been around since 2009 or so.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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Captain Hygiene posted:


Don't try and tell me you've never had a craving for quality fish that's been boiled to gently caress, shaped into small shoes and filled with some kind of creamed aquatic green

Photo is awful, but cold salmon with some variation of sauce verte is perfectly cromulent way to serve it.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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The Bloop posted:

creamed chicken and waffles? :mad:

Pennsylvania Dutch style. Not kidding.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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OwlFancier posted:

I kinda want to try these, to add to the repertoire of weird dried blood products I have eaten.

Have you tried paltbröd? Rye flatbread with blood. :sweden:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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Isn’t pudding also an old fashioned word for dessert in the UK. ’What’s for pudding?’

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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Djungelmums doesn't really work as an album title in English :hmmno:



I was born in 1975. Trazan & Banarne are my goddamn childhood heroes :sweden:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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I don’t eat meat anymore, but drat I will defend gratinerad falukorv! :sweden:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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I’m willing to die on Sandwich Cake Hill too.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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LifeSunDeath posted:

looks like string cheese, olive oil, dried garlic, and herbs.



An appetizer made from string cheese, olive oil, dried garlic, and herbs. Elegantly plated. Kodachrome photo 1978.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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Embered Bao

These remnants of a distant feast were cooked by a gustatory knight of Catarina, wanting to celebrate the linking of the fire. Alas, when the flames rose again, the feast, and the jubilant knight were both burnt to a cinder.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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Let's use ai to make horrible foods!







Tried to make Nuts & Gum - together at last, but no prompt I tried would combine those ingredients.


These are open txt2img ai things and no registration is needed. Stable diffusion is more advanced, but slower and often too busy.
https://huggingface.co/spaces/stabilityai/stable-diffusion
https://www.craiyon.com/

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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https://i.imgur.com/yEwiXit.mp4

Baek an potato and smush it up with fork and botter. NOT A RAW, Salt, pepepr. In it.

Then glorp, corn, carrot glorp, peppers, red glorp, chimmychurrglorp and whipped topping.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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Just stopped by the exotic fruit isle. Any idea on how to prepare these?



axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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A fruit sando, but with corn and wheat bread?

They make sandwiches with whipped cream and fruit in Japan, but with crustless white bread.

Here's a very long video about it. Todeloo, take care, byeee!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdZxLetJSZg

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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OwlFancier posted:

I don't like whisk/ey but I once tried laphroig and I would describe the experience as being like eating out a particularly foisty bog mummy.

Pro drink enjoyers always drink Laphrog with ice and Coke. Takes the edge of the harsh flavors!

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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RFC2324 posted:

I have never encountered one in a top hat and monocle, no

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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This is a kind of bread that's traditionally made in a metal pan in a water bath.

Of course, Emmy ate it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj_BNCDECIA

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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FFT posted:

Not enough, yet.

"Hawaiian Chicken Parmagiana" recipe writes itself

it's a slice of pineapple on tomato sauce on chicken spam, topped with kraft parmesan

Really close to a staple of Swedish 1970s-80s dinners: Kassler med ananas.

Kassler (brined smoked pork), canned pineapple rings and cheese.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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Captain Hygiene posted:

Hey everyone, cocktails are ready *cracks raw egg for final garnish*



Are you boneheads so stuck debating regional US pizza styles that you are missing this Swedish horror that even I won’t defend?

That is a pickled herring coctail with lumpfish caviar and an egg yolk.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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RFC2324 posted:

I feel like cocktail means something different over there

Think shrimp coctail.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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Porfiriato posted:

A lot of these haute cuisine places I can at least sort of grudgingly respect, because even if they're charging insane prices for tiny portions there's at least some creativity and, dare I say it, artistry involved in their prep work and presentation.

Two seared broccoli florets in a tangle of barbed wire is absolutely none of that. :effort:

Each and every litte flower tip globule of those broccoli florest have been replaced by an individually seasoned and lavender-yuzu infused sesame seed.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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Captain Hygiene posted:

I didn't think it was too weird at first, then I remembered branston pickle was not just a brand of pickles. So now I have no real idea what that would even be like.

Way ahead of you :sweden:

You can get this as a topping for hotdogs and burgers at most street grills and gas station. Also vaguely seafood flavored pink sludge called räksallad (shrimp salad, mostly mayo).


axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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Captain Hygiene posted:

Sometimes you've gotta go with a salad to keep things healthier



Even an ai’s take on that prompt looks more appetizing.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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Captain Hygiene posted:

Now I have to wonder, was there ever a commonly available soda brand that had a non-diet chocolate flavor? It seems weird that diet chocolate was a common thing but I don't think I've seen a regular version.

There were attempts in Sweden. This is from the 1970s, before I was born.



And this is from the 1980s. Everyone tried it exactly once. Chocolate and the acidity of carbonation is a terrible combination.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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We sometime got leverbiff for school lunch when I was a kid in Stockholm in the 1980s.

A patty made from liver, ground beef and onions, brown gravy, potatoes, and lingonberry jam with white cabbage.

I liked it, but I liked nearly all food.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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SlothfulCobra posted:

Like there's rhubarb on top and in other pictures I've seen them have more beef.


:laffo:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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hallo spacedog posted:

Are the eels in question the same or different than like, unagi eels

Unagi is mostly japanese eel, Anguilla japonica. Eel in the UK is the close relative, European eel, Anguilla anguilla.

European eel is on the verge of going extinct, stocks are down >90% since the 1980s, because of overfishing. The Japanese eel is endangered, but not critially endangered.

Eel can't be farmed. Eel spawn is caught and raised on farms, but we pretty much know nothing on how eels breed.

Please don't eat any kind of eel. :(

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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Captain Hygiene posted:



What's wrong, honey, you haven't even touched your pealoaf

Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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^
My brain could not comprehend that image for a while. It looked like glitched reality, or an ai artefact. Then it clicked and I saw that it was a pie crust with jello.

Of course Emmy made it and ate it
https://youtu.be/ft0LFBdpoYs

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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S'up dog, I heard you like small pastries!

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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Of course Emmy made it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N5XKePPERk

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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Commercial tomatoes are F1 hybrids, and are propagated by cuttings, so clones of the original hybrid.

An F1 hybrid is the first generation plants produced by crossing two strains. They won't breed true, so if you plant seeds from an F1 hybrid, the genes have been mixed (even if it was self-pollinated), and you will get a different tomato. Could be a good one, but you can never be sure what it will look and taste like.

Heirloom tomatoes breed true, so if you plants seeds from a self-pollinated heirloom tomato, that's the kind of tomatoes that will be produced by your new plants.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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Hague tribunal? I'd like to report a crime against humanity!
                                      \
:siren::phoneline::phone::

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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That gagh doesn’t look fresh! P’tak!

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

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Of course Emmy tested one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTG0veHngoM

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