Whose Legal System Is It Anyway? Let's Play Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

SirSamVimes posted:

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Yes? What? :confused:

# ¿ Nov 18, 2022 03:43

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 18:23

...!: Oct 5, 2003; I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

DKII posted:

I'm going to take a small break here anyway - next update will be Feb 27th.

Noooooooooooooooooooooo

# ¿ Feb 15, 2023 01:18

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

Ugh I can't believe they show the killer in the first cutscene again, this is supposed to be a murder mystery!

I'd be interested in your take on Columbo

# ¿ Mar 1, 2023 01:54

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

I'm pretty sure that Edgeworth did it

# ¿ Mar 19, 2023 01:56

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

I've been summoned for jury duty twice. The first time, I was dismissed by the defendant's attorney without explanation. The second time, they had purposely summoned way more potential jurors than necessary. The bailiff split us into two groups and dismissed my group before the selection even started. It was really odd.

I wanna be on a jury.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 21:55

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

As the aspiring defense attorney for this case, he proooooooobably shouldn't go around flat out telling people that Edgeworth shot the guy without couching that language with "allegedly."

Just saying.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2023 05:00

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

How dare you :argh:

# ¿ Apr 5, 2023 03:54

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Dallbun posted:

"What is a man? That question is irrelevant to the case at hand!"

A miserable pile of objections.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2023 01:04

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Attorney's badge

# ¿ Apr 18, 2023 04:19

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Sword_of_Dusk posted:

I really wish the game would properly label Manfred's text box with "von Karma". It just looks so odd seeing it say "Karma" when everyone else says the full thing.

Sure thing, Mr. of Dusk.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2023 19:57

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Quackles posted:

Well, drat it, now I want to see Phoenix Wright defending Ren from Persona 5.

Done

# ¿ Apr 18, 2023 21:42

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

# ¿ Apr 26, 2023 00:38

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

how is that even a question? when you are offered a dog, you take the dog

It's not a dog. It's a dog-shaped missile

# ¿ May 17, 2023 03:44

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Say yes

# ¿ May 24, 2023 02:31

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

I think you know what you must do

# ¿ Jun 10, 2023 03:13

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Show the attorney badge

# ¿ Jun 21, 2023 02:54

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Commander Keene posted:

But who do we show it to? Larry wasn't impressed, so we need to go find someone else to ~~bother~~ "question".

I think you know who

# ¿ Jun 22, 2023 02:03

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Show the attorney badge

# ¿ Jun 24, 2023 05:22

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

I think it's just the guy's name and not a reference to anything

# ¿ Jun 28, 2023 03:28

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Dirk the Average posted:

That doesn't sound Wright. Some of the puns are on the edge of being worthy, but at least you can tell they have a lot of heart behind them.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2023 18:46

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Show the attorney badge

# ¿ Jul 15, 2023 04:29

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Show the badge again

# ¿ Jul 15, 2023 05:25

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Repeatedly show your attorney badge until everyone there respects your authority, even if you have to play for several hours.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2023 05:03

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Omobono posted:

DKII, you kept asking why Yogi's life got ruined. There's your answer, Hammond refused to believe his innocence and instead threw him under the bus for the sake of a technical win by making him fake massive permanent brain damage.
And who would hire/trust him afterwards.

I think Yogi couldn't fake a miraculous recovery a few years later because:
1) there are ways around double jeopardy. He could get nailed for lying in the first trial for example.
2) in Japan, prosecutors can appeal a not guilty verdict to higher courts and by its very nature Yogi's insanity plea conceded he was the one who shot Gregory.
An appeal would last about 5 seconds:
Appeal judge: will you look at this admission of facts from the perfectly sound of mind defendant. Guilty.

E: actually I'm not completely sure about point 2 there, can someone confirm it?

Yogi's life was ruined because no one showed him an attorney's badge back then

# ¿ Jul 19, 2023 06:49

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

The attorney badge will be the key evidence we need. Continuously show it.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2023 03:57

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Isn't the attorney's badge highly magnetic?

# ¿ Jul 29, 2023 05:19

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

The attorney's badge shall reveal all

# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 04:31

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

These characters repeatedly saying "blood splatter" instead of "blood spatter" drives me up the loving wall! :argh:

There's no L in "spatter," goddammit! :argh:

# ¿ Sep 25, 2023 03:34

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

FoolyCharged posted:

5842189?! That's the ID number on our attorney's badge! Were we murdered?

# ¿ Oct 7, 2023 18:21

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Parallel parking can kiss my rear end :colbert:

# ¿ Oct 8, 2023 23:30

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

The one time you forget to show your attorney badge, the judge asks if you're a detective. You know what you must do from now on. :getin:

# ¿ Oct 10, 2023 17:15

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Salisbury steak is gross as gently caress

# ¿ Oct 14, 2023 23:09

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

actually salisbury steak is delicious,

# ¿ Oct 15, 2023 00:07

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

someone awful. posted:

yeah, salisbury steak is good and

Blueberry Pancakes posted:

Salisbury steak is great.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2023 02:58

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

serefin99 posted:

Salisbury steak may not be the best meat but it's pretty far from the worst. Wouldn't pick it over a real steak, but still pretty good.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2023 04:41

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

That megaphone sound is extremely soothing, actually

# ¿ Oct 30, 2023 03:30

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

That megaphone sound is pretty rad, I made it my new ringtone

# ¿ Nov 24, 2023 02:06

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Show the attorney badge

# ¿ Nov 28, 2023 20:13

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Show the attorney badge

# ¿ Dec 3, 2023 05:23

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 18:23

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

At least three times to be sure

# ¿ Dec 3, 2023 05:24

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