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Swilo posted:For anybody not familiar with reading these charts, that is a niece/uncle relationship on the top left that produced 10 children, two sons of whom both had children with the same cousin who was one of 10 siblings I didn't read one line correctly and thought two brothers had children with the same sister but that's still plenty horrible
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AceClown posted:the 4 hour body in 16 minutes?? He's hiding a small, portable time machine under that hat
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Hate those 2 am calls where it's just an ancient voice hungrily murmuring "blood... blood..."
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Sleep paralysis has really diminishing returns in the horror department, by the third time it happened to me it was like "Oh, this again". "Hey Frank." Impossibly tall shadow sitting at the foot of your bed: "Yo. ...so like, aaargh or something (does jazz hands)"
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Yaldabaoth posted:Makes me think the majority of alien lifeforms lay eggs and this is the real reason why they think humans are such freaks. *aliens watching grainy footage of human birth* ohhh this has to be fake right? There's no way it comes right out of the--OHHHH
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TotalLossBrain posted:I do something similar with large rocks but I make them into sculpted buttholes You bastard! So many bruises...
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Who is the convicted pedo? Do you have a link to support this? Apologies to the piece of poo poo from the video, the Twitter thread shifts focus to the convicted pedo he pals around with, and I didn't read it carefully enough https://twitter.com/HeemanFragbard/status/1524715684780982272?t=840LI8I3y-GiRGUEKW6O6w&s=19
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"Ridiculous superstition. Ow!" says professor, as he cuts himself on the scythe and a few drops of blood, precious blood, fall in the skeleton's mouth...
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Yaldabaoth posted:
Arbus Vanoptes
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Skeleton Ape posted:Show us the shirt *taps palm of hand with a cudgel* yeah, show us the shirt!
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Barudak posted:Curious what their next escalation will be, Im sure to be some combination of revulsed and angry. I imagine like, emptying a cement mixer through the sunroof of a brand new car, or pumping insulation foam into a walk-in closet.
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Drone_Fragger posted:The manager who is paid 300% more than the salaried employ spent three hours spying on an employee instead of doing anything just to spend another thirty minutes writing them up so I fail to see how that was a good use of company time. Sounds like that guy needs a senior manager to keep an eye on him!
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Darling it's better Down where it's whiter Take it from me
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King Carnivore posted:or his fiancé began giving him instructions to kill those who don’t understand their love Son of Sparkle
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God labored for six days, and on the seventh, He was fired for resting
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Show me this as you prepare to launch the nukes, I'll put my hand over yours as you press the blessed button
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trapped mouse posted:Not sure where to put this, this seemed like the best thread since everything involving IS is cursed. Old logo: hey guys, my nephew is pretty good at graphic design, he can make our logo.
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GABA ghoul posted:Hi reddit, I recently broke an infant's neck while adjusting its spine in my practice and today I received a letter from some lawyer claiming that the parents are "suing" me now. They have also involved the police and state attorney in this. Is this legal to harass me like that? Can anything bad happen to me? I worked as a janitor in a mall before this so I'm not really "in the know" about law stuff and such. I'm imagining a comedic action movie where the baby chiropractor tries to mollify the police coming to arrest him and unintentionally breaks their necks with ease
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Oppenheimer lowering his goggles as the flash ignites the horizon, whispers under his breath "it's a boy"
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*guy furiously scribbling on his sign* Alright alright slow down!!!
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Scratch Monkey posted:It’s only ok if you’re an adult and you’re doing it with a version of yourself from another universe Can't wait for season 2 of Loki
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GABA ghoul posted:In addition to the tracking you can also invalidate them remotely in case of missed tax payments, unpaid tickets, a police APB, etc. Plus you can remotely change it "randys balls"
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Oscar Wild posted:https://twitter.com/the_transit_guy/status/1578185342162595840?t=6NnFKGDrzc9ykEGlgVsHcA&s=19 Kramer leaves his apartment in an inconvenient shot, phases halfway into Jerry's kitchen. "I'M CLIPPIN', JERRY! I'M WALLCLIPPIN'!"
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Skippy McPants posted:The Destiny clip in the next Tweet is also a hell’ofv thing Hahaha "Ok, so what if someone suspended your family over a vat of acid and said 'say the n-word, or else'. I mean in that situation, wouldn't it be justified if-"
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Altared State posted:https://twitter.com/GrahamStarr/status/1578935093829455873?t=PE1YKNlo0M2I_hUx1g1wHA&s=19 Should've grabbed the wheel and crashed Bezos into the moon, would've been a good start.
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Android Apocalypse posted:If it takes some dumb sugarcoating of seemingly toxic masculinity to get men into therapy where they can get rid of that trait, I'll let it slide. Psychiatrist: SHOW ME YOUR CRYING FACE, MAGGOT Me: a bloo a bloo-bloo-bloo Psychiatrist: BULLSHIT, THAT AIN'T NO CRYING FACE, SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR (OF PROBLEMS)
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By popular demand posted:Also pregnancy, the most cursed of all diseases. My God. If pee is stored in the balls, then his bladder must've been full of sperm.
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Stoatbringer posted:Three Boobs for the Elven-kings under the sky, Areolagorn: you have my breasts. Legobaps: and you have my tits. Gippli: and MY norks
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Yaldabaoth posted:
Is that a dildo with a face on the sign
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Gerblyn posted:“Geen Cash” is Dutch, so the Netherlands or Belgium. I’ve seen that in rail stations here in NL, never a restaurant tho. It's in a lot of roadside gas stations around here too. Though your receipt from buying gas or something else can have a thing printed on the back that lets you use the bathroom for free.
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carrionman posted:I had a university student ask me what it was like to live through "Y2K hysteria" last week. Gather round, children, and I'll spin you a tale... *thumbs through phone for screenshot of old 386 pc set to January 1st, 1900*
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Oscar Wild posted:https://twitter.com/ukads3/status/1591717584181026816?t=Ws55KFHJSJxQ_WvtuYs2hA&s=19 My pulse started rising when I played this, but I remembered the one that terrified me as a kid involved a soccer ball, not a frisbee. And it ends with a little smoking hand, limply falling into frame.
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