Captain Hygiene posted:

As you enjoy this new thread, remember to have a sip and stay hydrated

Azhais posted:

By popular demand posted:

Nope, can't think of a more inappropriate couple to make a romantic movie about.
Then again Evita is a thing.

Oscar Wild posted:

https://twitter.com/RyanMarino/status/1554222939670827008?t=TW-0tkUUdEfb11qrK6-slg&s=19

The Anime Liker posted:

New spiritualism just dropped:

Tick Worshipping

ultrafilter posted:

LawfulWaffle posted:

In the USA you can’t sell or buy blood. If you need a transfusion they can charge for the tools and the skill, but not the blood itself. You can sell your blood plasma, the “fluid” part of blood. If you sell your plasma you are not donating your blood, but if you do a whole blood donation they separate out the plasma for research/transfusion purposes.

So if you want to get paid, you go to a blood plasma center and they just take the plasma and give you $40 bucks or so, but you keep your red cells. This is ideal for some blood types like AB where they can accept any type of red cell donation in a pinch, but urged against for type O blood types since they are more rare and versatile. I do a power red donation every few months where they put the plasma back and take extra O+ red cells, kind of the direct opposite of selling plasma.

https://www.redcrossblood.org/donate-blood/how-to-donate/types-of-blood-donations.html

Admiral Joeslop posted:

https://i.imgur.com/5zWMq4j.mp4

`Nemesis posted:

NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://twitter.com/thomas_violence/status/1140957414365118465

Also this reply that made me wheeze

https://twitter.com/thomas_violence/status/1140958286881030145

Yaldabaoth posted:

No I'm pretty sure "Real men don't wear wrist watches" is the sort of bizarre opinion only a goonlord would have.





When a person gets so much plastic surgery that I thought the photo was from a videogame's character creator at first.

Waffle! posted:

Two weeks apart.

Yaldabaoth posted:

Some one at Brach's learned about those jelly beans from Harry Potter that taste like all kinds of random crap and thought "Now there's a good idea".

Android Apocalypse posted:

https://twitter.com/ostrichson/status/1556473172265824257?s=21&t=TP4NdzDX5KNuH-iRW_FyEw

Yaldabaoth posted:

Statue of Saint Bartholomew:



"Let's take a guy who was skinned alive and make him the patron saint of tanning and have him wear his own flayed skin for a robe" sounds like a really sick joke on God's part.

Captain Hygiene posted:

What? No, quote marks for emphasis have been around on signs forever, people just do it on social media too because they also forget basic grammar rules.

axolotl farmer posted:

Forbidden trail mix

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Cursed headline/story

https://twitter.com/abcnews/status/1560197212243578881

Murdstone posted:

That must have felt extremely satisfying.

The elephant probably felt good too

ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:

A few years back I had sleep paralysis about five times in three months. It's an experience which goes from terrifying to tedious to straight-up loving infuriating remarkably quickly.

Edit:

Yaldabaoth posted:

It's a cockatrice!

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/EVXef8Y.mp4

Yaldabaoth posted:

Stuff like this is easy to understand when you realize americans are conditioned from birth to worship the capital class. Everytime an american does something stupid or psychotic, it's almost always to benefit a rich guy somewhere.

Content:

Frank Frank posted:

This guy’s rap sheet is a cursed image

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Yeah I want to change my answer to Philly.

Yaldabaoth posted:

When you have no personality other than the media you consume, the only thing you can do is make constant references to that media.

Content, cursed and probably haunted too:

davidspackage posted:

Jesus. Not only does he not have children and drives around the country to speak at school meetings, he's a convicted pedophile.

Why the gently caress are people with zero association with a school allowed to speak at meetings anyways

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Good look. You could Google it like I did and read a article and go "oh, it is an associate of this guy apparently".

Captain Hygiene posted:

Better Call Saul sequel looking okay

Rebel Blob posted:

My personal favorite roadsign, outside Savannah:

PainterofCrap posted:

I have six cats.

One likes to eat styrofoam packing peanuts. She hates poultry.

Another one likes to eat plastic bags.

Yet another eats watermelon.

Cat food labelling is a never-ending source of amusement in my house.

5/6 will shiv their mothers for tuna. #2 (by age), Mehitabel, the styrofoam bandit, will not eat it or poultry either.

PainterofCrap posted:

No roaches my house, but I have a portable typewriter set up in the living room with a blank sheet rolled in, just in case

Liquid Chicken posted:

`Nemesis posted:

almost posted this in the funny pictures thread but wasn't sure how it would go.





That is the flag of Taiwan

ookiimarukochan posted:

I backed this when it was on Kickstarter. Both our cats hate it. My wife still mocks me for having spent money on it.
(at least I got the thing I backed which is better than ~1/3 of my early Kickstarter backings)

Yaldabaoth posted:

This is what the average american will look like in the not too distant future.