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Wingnut Ninja posted:What loving committee member thought that needed to be included in the design? It's the turn signal. I'll edit this post later when I find a video of the rear blinker
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Killingyouguy! posted:https://twitter.com/user84829272/status/1651366022237003776?t=KvHZREqdew3xCf7iPnTMLA&s=19 So now we know what came of Calvin and Susie.
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Cocaine Bear posted:I prefer the long egg DEEPTHROAT THE EGG SMASH MOUTH
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I don't think any of you morons understand the deeper meaning of the lyrics. They are the chosen whites, they support those who work forces and burn crosses.
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Inceltown posted:This is an article on him from 2016. He's been at this for a while and has not recently grown into this look. This is why you don't give Vegemite to infants
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Master Twig posted:This is more expensive than Costco vodka, and very likely not nearly as good. Not nearly as good? What do you mean? Do you mean it's not 40% ethanol 60% water? Or do you mean it tastes worse? Vodka shouldn't taste like anything, especially after you are through quarter of the bottle.
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Thank goodness, there's a spare roll on the tank.
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That's a nice looking moleskin coat.
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Nov 8, 2023 19:02
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You should just use a video editor or something like this to make an all text video. They didn't specify that you should video yourself, did they? Or you could record your cat licking its arse. (The risk here is that they hire your cat.)
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Nov 9, 2023 21:30
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This is bullshit. There are no books anywhere in Star Wars. The only way to spread information in the canon is via holographic recordings delivered by droid messengers.
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Karate Bastard posted:Ok so no shrimp and beef and fish sauce sand apples, got it. Yeah stay away from fish sauce sand apples. They're not good for your enamel either.
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steinrokkan posted:Fit for the cross? Does that mean Jesus did push ups to get a smoking hot cross body? Like, did he look at the calendar a week before the crucifixion and was like, drat I need to get serious or I'll never pull off this loincloth Some of us work out to get nailed 
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Reiche posted:So does that mean cannibals are the true apex predator? Ouroboros is
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Ghostlight posted:The correct plural is penises or penes No need to be penil retentive about it.
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Takes No Damage posted:That bear is hung Take your coat 
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maybeadracula posted:Do you think you could beat Goku in a dick sucking contest? You would get disqualified if you started beating his dick in the dick sucking contest. It's in the International Dick-Sucking Federation rules.
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Grey Cat posted:Do kids still buy mags? I'd expect anyone buying some magazines to be 40+ I presume the target audience is old people looking to buy gifts to their grandkids because they have heard that they spend all their time ticktacking
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Crab Dad posted:I said whatever was cheaper or easier to get. I’m not picky. Should have asked for a dual purpose pitchfork.
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The map tattoo is the right way but it looks to me like the text on the cap and the text on the background sign are mirrored. Even the text tattoos look mirrored but I'm not sure what language. Not sure what is going on, but I have some doubts that this thing from internet is NOT a fully authentic document...!!!
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Like I suspected, it wouldn't be long before AI generated nightmares would become a genuine fetish genre.
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TotalLossBrain posted:The cancer is mandatory, sorry The solution is coming up! https://twitter.com/NikkiHaley/status/1743106354879844596
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What do you even call this? Coweeaboy? Weeaposse?
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Paladinus posted:Hope she also called CPS after cleaning. Or there is someone on tiktok who does therapy for free, I suppose. Unless the mum gets help, that kitchen won't stay clean for long. Well the 'good' news is if she's 13 now then she might be able to keep it clean until she's old enough to move out in case the mother can't also since we don't know the family we don't know what their situation is now or how it became like that. I swear that's not six years of accumulated trash, maybe six months to a year? Did the mom suddenly fall physically ill and incapable of house work? Forced to work super long days at low wage job and too tired to keep home clean? Or she became depressed or meth addict? 
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Paladinus posted:Soft swing? Swing soft sweet chariot
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TrashMammal posted:in the fifth grade we were learning some basic anatomy stuff. the teacher proudly declared to the class that deoxygenated blood was blue, like a smurf. having more or less grown up in a doctor’s office i knew that this was incorrect so i politely informed the teacher that she was wrong and explained how it really works. she flipped her poo poo, then at her insistence the school sent me to be tested to see if i should be in special ed What the hell Deoxynated blood is blue, everybody knows this. The red colour comes from oxygen, which bonds with hemoglobin (which by itself is smurf blue, obviously).
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TrashMammal posted:sorry that you had to find out this way, but you’re dumb as hell What is this graphic from, the Onion? Even the word 'blood' is just Dutch for colour blue. If it was red then it would be called 'rood'. Look, it's science so it can't be argued about. 
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I remember being taught that if you fall and the harness catches you, if they don't get you down/up in fifteen minutes, you'll probably die. Wasabi the J posted:That's why you make sure your harness has suspension trauma straps! It's more that if you fall on it with your full weight, with no soft fall rope between your harness and the anchor rope, then you get stopped so hard that your neck whiplash and the jolt on your spine will knock you out. And now you are hanging there limp with your tongue suffocating you and/or your legs not getting circulation. Foot straps won't help you if you are unconscious. If you don't fall hard on harness then it's not bad, I have done rope work and as long as you can move around so that blood keeps circulating in your limbs you should be okay just hanging in place. It also helps if you are not so heavy or the harness so tight that you just can't shift balance around.
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VanOwen posted:Man I really want him to get like the tiniest TV possible and just be there grooving to QVC or whatever is on TV still. Old CRT box, no remote would be perfect.
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MrUnderbridge posted:Actually kinda did this once. I was putting together a research compendium and converting it to pdf. At the time, conversion often caused issues where images or text would be shifted, or weird text spacing would happen, so I had to fix these in the pdf editor. Reminds me of when someone uploaded goddamn child porn images to buttcoin's blockchain as transaction comments or whatever those are called. And it can't be removed ever. So anyone mining butts has to download that. It's not that anyone would find it there without actively looking for it, but you know that it's there. Let's just say that embedding some hamster song to your code is far from the worst thing to do? Spoilered some words just in case someone reading this doesn't want to hurt their brain with that information. Most of you presumably are aware of it anyhow and the rest can guess...
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Vakal posted:That's an ugly model for Harley. She's a psycho monster, why would she be pretty  "Take three, pay four" Is this what late stage capitalism looks like?
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Captain Hygiene posted:Wrong thread, how could such a delicious meal not be #blessed The flavours clash with each other
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PainterofCrap posted:Sounds like a perfect job for Toolgifs
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axolotl farmer posted:I saw a caver video where they explained that if you can get in forwards, you can get out backwards. I try to think about that whenever I see NOPE stuff like this. This doesn't work if the cave is winding downwards and you get wedged by gravity and can't push or pull yourself back up. Even worse if you went head first as blood starts to pack in your head till you lose consciousness. The biggest thing I worry about videos like that there is that what if the water suddenly starts rising and you panic and can't back out quickly enough.
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muscles like this! posted:Even if it actually was bulletproof, shooting it still dents the hell out of the door? That seems like a bad idea. It blasts the rust off.
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