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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

At which goonmeet was this picture taken?

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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Be not afraid

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

bugchasing, but with actual deer ticks

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Inceltown posted:

This isn't :nws: but it's also not safe for work. You don't want to be explaining this to anyone. It's also got sound if that is your thing.

https://i.imgur.com/PfogPN3.mp4

never thought I would see botfly extraction in a mobile game

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Hulk need more fiber in diet

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
fake but whatevs

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Manager Hoyden posted:

Christ, what river is that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDY3I841q0

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Milo and POTUS posted:

Do sea turtles do a lot of coke

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

1secondpersecond posted:

I have literally been bitten by an Alitta virens seaworm. I was like 12 and fishing for striped bass with my dad off Cape Cod. I went to put a seaworm on the hook, and the thing extended its face pincers and bit my finger. It drew a tiny bit of blood and had no other consequences. It arguably served me right for violence against polychaetes.

If it makes you feel any better, there has only ever been a single documented human bite from one of those things

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Valley_Germans

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Any self respecting person from the dairy state isn't going to buy McDonald's "ice cream" when there's dozens of local options

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Seems like hand people want elegant hands doing interesting movements and poses, and feet people are all "I like them grape-stompers big, smelly, and hosed up. Now lemme taste em'."

Dump all the feet people in a volcano, I say.

Sir Mix-a-lot wouldn't have been nearly as popular if he wrote a song about feet

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Hackers film 1995 posted:

im sure the real estate market in tronno is crazy, but could you imagine being shown an apt in that building and the agent or whomever has to show you that line. maybe i have too much dignity but id leave immediately.

You won't get a free TV if you leave the timeshare pitch early

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Humphreys posted:

New page, time to stop thinking about those beans I would say.



Bass to mouth

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

By popular demand posted:


Unfortunately it says something in chinese rather than the bloodcurdling howl you'd want in a cursed artifact to be sent to your worst enemy.

It likes the moon

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Lt. Cock posted:

I’ve played Genshin on and off for like two years and spent about fifteen dollars total on the game. The cursed part is how many people I’ve met who have blown hundreds of dollars on gacha rolls to get their favorite Blorbo and see that as a normal part of the experience.

My Favorite Blorbo is an excellent username

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
https://youtu.be/exPTDgcnuhs?si=ztMosKMpd9Sblky1

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

By popular demand posted:

Go away from here with the helpful mnemonics designed to help train more medical staff, this is the cursed thread!

https://youtu.be/7tFp674luH4?si=biRNFR4u2xDdHkfB

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Now that's a cleft lip

Whooping Crabs fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Jan 31, 2024

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Lazy_Liberal posted:

it's still good, slurp it up like an american pigdog imo

Just go back inside and get a free refill

Then spill it all over the passenger seat

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

McGavin posted:

I like how assholes have a uniform now.

Cops have always worn uniforms?

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Can you even tell that's a cop except if you squint at the top of his back? It's just some dude in a hoodie with a flashlight. The car is intentionally concealed too when the lights are off.

Just to be safe I'll be on the lookout for hunchbacks menacing me with flashlights, thanks

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

too cursed

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

My Spirit Otter posted:

cant be humiliated if youre dead

Tell that to David Carradine

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

The worst thing about this image is the drop ceiling having 2 different heights

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Cocaine Bear posted:

Ah, now to turn them into balls and sell them with some Lingonberry juice.

Not cursed, but I went to school with an Anita Bier. Cool rear end name. She wouldn't go out with me.

You would've had more luck with Anita Mann.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

My Spirit Otter posted:

i wonder if she can fit a submarine sandwich lengthwise in her mouth like cartoon characters of olde

A bundle of 100 cigarettes

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Scratch Monkey posted:

Pretty sure that’s AI

It's definitely too clean to be a goon cave

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Scratch Monkey posted:

That’s the guy from Knower right?

Only the government knows

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

davidspackage posted:

I nomine applum, et bananum, et strawberrum dacquiri.

Amen

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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Why did they paint him into the goatman's gaping hole?

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