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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Waltzing Along posted:

Nope. Nope. Nope.

I know! It just isn't balut without the crunch. :argh:

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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Captain Hygiene posted:


They know what they're taking about, that many people can't be wrong!

Of course the authors are German.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Yaldabaoth posted:

Because if they didn't, they'd all look like this:


(posted before but it's a new thread, so...)

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3rbouMIx9E

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

I want hair, but like smaller, to make my brain look big.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Out of my way! I'm late for my Appointment Viewing!

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


Brother bought a chocolate chip, he bought it from a man
His sister had another one, she traded it for some spam
She put the spam in the chocolate chip, she ate 'em both up
She put the spam in the chocolate chip, she ate 'em both up
She put the spam in the chocolate chip, she ate 'em both up
She put the spam in the chocolate chip, she called the doctor, woke him up

And said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "Doctor, to relieve this bellyache?"
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "Doctor, to relieve this bellyache?"

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Akratic Method posted:

Someone find something cursed but equally German and we'll keep the text.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Bad Purchase posted:

imaginary female trouble

https://twitter.com/jarvis/status/1556283752501768194?s=20&t=7bxxtZqaJH6ezNcdkFcgjQ

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

It's CGI from the internet.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Ah, the testapple.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Barudak posted:

I think that they can hypno program you to be a sissy, a thing which if it truly worked would have completely eliminated the need for gay bombs and the collateral damage and long lasting soil gaytamination they do.

Gay technology is light years ahead of the US military.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


He peaed himself.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Tarquinn posted:

You don’t know that.

Maybe he was peaed on.

All I know for sure is that he's a peadophile.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

MrUnderbridge posted:

Nope. It's a cicada, and that's exactly what the fungus does to infected ones.one's. They crawl around with an abdomen that has been hollowed out by the fungus for its sporing tissues.

This summer the fungus was more common that usual, so more people noticed it.

:wrong: While there is a fungus that invades cicada asses, that is definitely a beetle and not a cicada.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


I'm sorry sir, you've come down with a case of the jigglebones.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/FCbj6XE.mp4

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Hummingbirds eat bugs.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Elviscat posted:

I'm gonna finish this shwarma from this food cart at 4:30AM, and then I'm gonna try and kick your rear end before the food poisoning kicks in.

No shwarma, only khlav kalash.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Azhais posted:



Jackson water

If it's brown, drink it down.
If it's black, send it back.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Poohs Packin posted:

This AI image of a woman I generated keeps showing up in images that I prompt her to show up in holy poo poo 2spooky. :spooky:

So yeah, much worse than a christian demon.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Chlorine destroys LSD on contact.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

:byodood: But the medicine contains CHEMICALS!!!

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/4SheeT7.mp4

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/p5HsWF0.mp4

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

It looks like one of them carnivorous inchworms they have in Hawaii.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

The foreword of God.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


What the gently caress do people think fish eat? Cobb Salad?

I'm more surprised that it ate one of them poisonous pufferfish.

McGavin fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Sep 23, 2022

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

I think Melon Kuma, the mascot of Yubari city in Japan, is much worse.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Yaldabaoth posted:

Yeah that tweet has the stench of inceldom all over it.

I think you're smelling your own posts.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

dpush posted:

I don't see a problem here. This is what salmon does. It swims upstream to where it was born, spawns, then dies. This is normal.

These ones couldn't swim upstream because there was no water. They couldn't spawn and just died. This wipes out the entire salmon run in the river forever.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

RatHat posted:

Blockbuster put Blockbuster out of business

:hmmyes: Blockbuster could have bought Netflix for $50 million.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Tardigrades are not cursed.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

By popular demand posted:

They can't enjoy Broadway musicals.

Can anyone?

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

more falafel please posted:

they're mormons (that's the BYU logo)

Y couldn't I get into a real university?

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Stoatbringer posted:

Those are clearly were-deerweasels.

Ok, they were deerweasels, but what are they now?

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

East Hastings in Vancouver is also an ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK area.

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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

happyhippy posted:

It's that part with the 200 foreskins.
Gets me gooey every time too.

Wait until you hit Ezekiel 23:20.

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