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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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It was a different time. That's all you need to know.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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It was pure clickbait, he couldn't get the real thing.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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davidspackage posted:

lol now I'm curious, did he get caught like using boxxy's bath water or Tay Zonday's bath water

No, he literally admits it in the video, it's just water.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Harvey Mantaco posted:

When I was very little I stole a little bit of meat after every meal and hid it in a shoebox. I can't remember why I did this, but I remember daycare dropping me off and the box was on the kitchen table and everyone was sitting around like it was an intervention. I feel like whatever my mental state was when I was accumulating meat is where that kid was at with the piss drawer.

I did the same when I was like 5, lol. I had a shoebox with snacks. Pieces of meat, stale bread, crisps, and assorted sweets. I also used to hide bologna under my pillow in case I get peckish at night. That was before my parents divorced, so I don't know what the hell was going on with me at the time.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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steinrokkan posted:

Why pss in a bottle when there's a perfectly good glove compartment right there!

It's the way of the road, bud.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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BrigadierSensible posted:

Yeah, but how minimally?

Prechewed.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Inceltown posted:

The vast majority of people laughing at the emoji streamer poo poo are laughing at the idiots spending money on it not the people working to earn it. If that isn't you then you have failed to understand the joke.

I disagree.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Imo, game devs who make lovely mobile gacha games that push people into spending exuberant amounts of money on anime babes, footballers, and rare skibidi toilets, don't deserve any derision and only deserve praise. After all, people who give them money are stupid and that's all that matters.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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You know, thinking back to ASMR roleplays where someone whispers into your ear that you have osteoporosis, they weren't that weird after all.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Manager Hoyden posted:

It's sad but necessary

Every society since our first ancestors came down from the trees had to deal with the problem of surplus males. The losers, the weak, the useless... in other words the unfuckable. Men as a population (as opposed to an individual) go crazy without intimacy, sexual or otherwise. Also without the normal signals a group uses to show members they are valued. Of course the type of disgusting nobody you'd find in twitch/whatever chats gets neither of those. As individuals these pale blobs are harmless. They collect their disability checks and have an angry piss into a bottle before going back to cartoons and social media. As a population, they are dangerous.

Since we have a volunteer army you can't send them to war to get rid of them. We're a long time removed from being able to lost boy them. What do you do with this stinky ticking timebomb of entitlement?

Enter the heroines. Those willing to completely destroy any self respect they may have been able to rebuild after what happened. Those willing to lick the proverbial toilet bowl for the entertainment of the most pathetic men who have ever lived. Those willing to never look at themselves in the mirror again. All to keep shitbabies distracted - and fooled into thinking someone wants them - to keep the rest of us safe.

I disagree.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Inceltown posted:

I'm going to kink shame you on this. Please do not put your dick in this.

I think it's the other way around, you're supposed to put that thing in your dick.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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More like Banana Burglary.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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If you actually check his tweet, he literally asks for a recipe that includes bleach and ammonia, so it's bad that they don't have a check for inedible items, but also it's not exactly 'I asked for a sandwich idea and the evil AI out of the blue told me to eat rat poison'. It's literally just glorified mad libs, Liam, you are the one who filled in the blanks.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Inzombiac posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDyDz8WeiM4

Holy poo poo, he's allegedly making a feature-length movie scheduled for release this year
https://empirequeenmovie.com/


ahhhhh and a new music video!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnJQn4ugeJI

This is great.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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W424 posted:

Body count is absolute loving poo poo, lol

You are very wrong.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Eggggggggggggs.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Konar posted:

How does this skibidi toilet keep finding it's way into my life? I am almost 40 drat years old

You mean the most popular thing on the internet right now? Yeah, it's a mystery.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Flakey posted:

Why is it called "skibidi"? Is that the person who made the videos?

It's from the song.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Yes, let's move on to discussing Garten of Banban 4.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Karate Bastard posted:

It's so annoying when you have to redo the entire photo shoot like five times because people keep running over your drat kittens. Look where you're driving people!!! heart emoji sad face like and subscribe

You can easily avoid it if you just film the video in reverse.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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dr_rat posted:

Not to hard though, don't want to inhale the whole thing whole and end up with hotdog lung. :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRHhyocsbv8

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Skibidi toilet is fun to say.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Devils Affricate posted:

Skibidi Toilet doesn't suck because it's lol so random young person humor. It sucks because it started that way but is now trying to take itself very seriously. People are legitimately getting invested in the stupid as gently caress story line and the guy making the videos noticed this and is jumping into that scene rear end first.

Charlie the Unicorn rules, actually.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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I may not be the manliest man and by all accounts I'm theologically incompatible with any branch of Baptism, but that catfish dinner looks lovely. Surely, nobody would pretend to have a beautiful catfish dinner ready for you, it must be real.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apFobHxQO1o&t=293s

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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You mean to tell me there is more than one person who drinks urine? Impossible!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Why would he need eyes for NASCAR?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Milo and POTUS posted:

Same thing jesus

Jesus Perlman?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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BiggerBoat posted:

Also pornography and I'm not even joking.Very few people realize how influential the idea of jacking off in the privacy of your own home was in 1980 and a lot of decisions were based around this consumer demand. poo poo, nowadays, we've completely eliminated the Walk of Shame to the Checkout Counter at the video store and just pump it directly into our veins online where our only concern is our history trail but back then porn in your home was definitely enticing and very much desired. Even if nobody openly advocated for the issue.

The things we take for granted, man.

It's an old myth but it's not actually true. About the same share of porn was released on Beta as regular movies, not to mention that porn constituted something like ~0.5% of total home video sales. VHS just was a better format.

Paladinus fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Sep 10, 2023

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Huh?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Pvt. Parts posted:

why is every state different? seems a bit fishy tbh

It's because they don't actually show the most prevalent kink, they show which kink is disproportionately more present in a state compared to other states. So maybe 1% of Texans are into muscle worship, but because in other states the number is 0.7-0.9%, that's what gets on the map. It's dumb bullshit that only exists for viral marketing and provides no real insight into collective psyche of Americans.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Most RPGs where you can play as Lawful Evil can be classified as conservative.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Dick Fontaine posted:

would love to hear your definition of a libertarian

It's a tiny hat.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Google RON PAUL.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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When you're in the hospital and the doctor starts talking to you about Neuralink, you know it's bad news.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Now I see how sailors could mistake them for mermaids.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Darth Penis.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Jizz.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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SplitSoul posted:

They will be AI-generated like the scripts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zY9z7IP-1Q&t=25s

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