Costco: please don't fuck the rotisserie chicken

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Armacham: Mar 3, 2007; Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

bird with big dick posted:

I’ve been promoted to regional manager and the CFO invited me to date his 44 year old unwed daughter.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2023 05:17

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 03:03

Armacham: Mar 3, 2007; Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

Ledhed posted:

Seconding the Belvita biscuits, despite them looking like something a doctor has to prescribe to you.

I wish they had the blueberry

# ¿ Jul 21, 2023 20:43

Armacham: Mar 3, 2007; Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

I hope it's Dad's

# ¿ Jul 26, 2023 06:57

Armacham: Mar 3, 2007; Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

Zero VGS posted:

It seems to me, you lived your life, like a candle made of fish

Lmao

# ¿ Aug 2, 2023 06:33

Armacham: Mar 3, 2007; Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

StormDrain posted:

Got $500 in food for the cookout. Dropped and spilled a pack of cookies in the ground on my way to the car though. Said oh mother fucker and a guy came and helped me pick it up and I apologized for my outburst.

I ate one ground cookie in the car.

Five second rule

# ¿ Aug 4, 2023 05:41

Armacham: Mar 3, 2007; Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

pentyne posted:

Things like that presented so obviously as some kind of gift option are very hit or miss, and sometimes just regular stuff with a 30% markup for looking like a ready made present.

Same energy as the fifth of liquor with two lovely cups box sets

# ¿ Sep 6, 2023 19:16

Armacham: Mar 3, 2007; Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

binge crotching posted:

Yep, I refuse to ever set foot in one again, let alone give them any money.

If I don't go to Walmart where am I supposed to do all my shoplifting?

# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 14:18

Armacham: Mar 3, 2007; Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

Zero VGS posted:

BTW, Costco sells a box of these microwavable pouches of "Mardas Lentils", theoretically it is supposed to be some Indian food, but to me it just tastes like mild chili with beans. It's so savory that it's honestly fooling me into thinking there's beef in it, and I'm the one who instantly catches when vegan bastards try to trick me with fake meat at a BBQ. There's cream in it so it isn't full vegan if anyone cares. Anyway, just a pleasant surprise from the stuff I picked up.

I used to love those, but got sick of them lol

# ¿ Oct 8, 2023 09:32

Armacham: Mar 3, 2007; Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

Big Mac posted:

For air fryer chat I got the Ninja countertop oven-style air fryer for christmas a few years ago. It's great. Use it all the time for all sorts of stuff, and I'm a big fan of it being multifunctional and not heating up my (window AC only) apartment during the summer.

I have the one that also doubles as a slow cooker and pressure cooker. I make everything in it

# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 19:24

Armacham: Mar 3, 2007; Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

No Pants posted:

good, the new churros are garbage

I had one last week and it sucked

# ¿ Dec 30, 2023 04:44

Armacham: Mar 3, 2007; Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

Eeyo posted:

Lisinopril buds

Yo
What statin are you all taking

# ¿ Feb 20, 2024 06:07

Armacham: Mar 3, 2007; Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

Suxpool posted:

you are the calvin klein of wasting time

4 pounds of yellow onions gives me heartburn just thinking about it

# ¿ Feb 23, 2024 12:53

Armacham: Mar 3, 2007; Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

Zero VGS posted:

I just tried the turkey sandwich today.

- people 10 orders later than me were getting their food first because a sandwich artist was toiling away in the back, ok fine

- it wasn't that big of a sandwich. Much easier to finish than that standalone cookie was

- might be the messiest thing on the menu, mayo and sun-dried tomato sauce are running off the sides and turning into a greasy mess. There was no clean way to hold it

- glad I asked for a water cup because it still somehow tasted dry

- the swiss was totally flavorless. I ate a piece on its own to make sure. If you hate swiss, don't let that stop you I guess. Jarlsberg it ain't.

Not getting another of those for 7 bucks. If they could put a bit of char on the chicken caesar salad, I'd stick with that for my "healthy" option, but it's gross the way the chicken looks boiled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx8FXZI1bVY

# ¿ Mar 2, 2024 00:50

Armacham: Mar 3, 2007; Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

IOwnCalculus posted:

Most blessed Costco parking lot ever, complete with four-deep gas station with extra-wide lanes.

PBUC.

I live by you. Im closer to the one on the north west that has lovely parking so I usually go to that one tho

# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 06:41

Armacham: Mar 3, 2007; Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

Alan Smithee posted:

im sorry what

It's thru Costco not from Costco.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 18:04

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 03:03

Armacham: Mar 3, 2007; Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

Pennywise the Frown posted:

There was a bomb threat at my Costco today.

My bad, usually I try to use the bathroom at home, but it was an emergency

# ¿ Apr 7, 2024 01:13

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