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I like to get the rotisserie chicken, because I like to know my food suffered greatly before eating it.
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I asked for a refill on the hot dog instead of a the soda. They said no. Complete bullshit.
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Zero VGS posted:Oh that could be, maybe my brain sees an uncooked pizza in a box and defaults to "frozen pizza" because I've never seen just a refrigerated pizza sold outside Costco.  Walmart and basically every grocery store in my area has just their store branded refrigerated take and bake pizza around the bakery areas.
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Sep 29, 2022 19:06
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The best pizza strategy, is just to buy a frozen Jack's pizza (or some other frozen pizza I guess). Cook it just like normal, but before putting it in the oven, you top it with fresh cheese and pepperoni / other toppings.
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Sep 29, 2022 21:23
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Dude really wanted his raw onions I guess.
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Oct 1, 2022 23:23
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Hello, this is Chef John from food wishes dot cum with Cayenne Pepper Casserole.
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numberoneposter posted:Costco run tonight. Need diapers and kimchi. Protip. If you skip the Kimchi you could skip the diapers!
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Nov 7, 2022 21:14
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Soul Dentist posted:Just return the cooler everytime you go back and get a new one to fill up Then you've just remembered to bring the cooler...
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Nov 8, 2022 07:41
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Dick Fontaine posted:Has anyone tried this? Probably just colored corn syrup...
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Nov 20, 2022 23:29
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PokeJoe posted:Casey's pizza is diarrhea city That's why it's good. You can eat it and not worry about gaining any weight cause it's going right back out.
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pencilhands posted:“Help doctor I fart too much” Maybe they will give you a fecal transplant and right your rear end in a top hat with someone else's poo poo.
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Fun fact if you buy fancy toilet paper, you are quite literally flushing money down the toilet. Cheap stuff will get most of the poo poo off your anus just the same.
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EVG posted:Guess I’m returning this bag of strawberries. I didn’t even know fruit could catch hepatitis. I imagine it would be quite shocking to see some of the farms and factories that pay slave wages to people packing our mass produced food. The pork industry often gets nailed with sanitzation stories, but the fruits and veggie factories seem to get ignored...
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I really like how the Awful App cut off this thread title because it would totally be true if Costco sold it! This is the problem with Costco, I just need a little bit of crack to get by. I don't need a whole box!
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Teabag Dome Scandal posted:A chest freezer for two people seemed unnecessary and then I found a vertical freezer the size of a dorm fridge and now I have a freezer. I dunno, I try to only murder 1 person at a time.
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May 4, 2023 23:02
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Orvin posted:The solution to that is to have a chest freezer for each type of item. So one for frozen pizza, one for frozen chicken, one for ice cream bars, etc. That's still not the solution though cause you still are pulling the new pizzas off the top or taking all of them out to get to the older frozen pizza at the bottom?
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May 7, 2023 03:48
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"Hey babe, want to share my Costco membership card?"
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May 18, 2023 09:32
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Rotisserie chicken is a waste. Just buy a whole chicken, spatchcock it and throw it in the air fryer. It's easy as poo poo.
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May 19, 2023 19:50
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You can't walk around the store eating a hotdog or a pizza?
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May 21, 2023 20:04
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The Saucer Hovers posted:its like church because They have sample platters of food and drinks available.
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Tiny Timbs posted:baby poo poo all over my new costco lounge outfit Time to return it, "This outfit looked like a toilet to my bastard kid"
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Zero VGS posted:I think vacuums are probably the 90 day policy, but anyway it was my mom who said Shark has sucked and she has like 20,000 hours of vacuuming experience over several hundred models, not joking. But that is what it's supposed to do 
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Jun 15, 2023 10:39
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Flip item around 15 times to get the dirty glass barcode lasers to scan my tuna packet. At least my Walmart's don't even seem to check the weight or give a gently caress what you put in the bag, or if you just put the bags in your cart as you go. It's pretty nice. I prefer self checkout though, minimal awkward interaction where the cashier and myself both pretend to care about each other... Just need the attendant for the alcohol I'm probably buying, nice and quick.
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Jun 24, 2023 03:22
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yeah yeah yeah
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Wendigee posted:... Shop lifters? There's a line at the exit where you show your receipt lol Sure why not? What is a line going to do? Especially if you don't even have a membership?
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halokiller posted:will say don't eat the entire wagyu portion that costco sells in one sitting like I did. it was only 1 lb, but was incredibly rich and fattening that I felt like complete poo poo afterwards It's a good meal if you feel a little lovely after eating it.
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Jul 4, 2023 20:11
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You could spend $100 on 1 steak. Or buy a package of steaks with beer and / or whiskey. Choice seems clear.
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SgtScruffy posted:Just went to Costco. One of the pressure sensors in my tires has been loving up, so I dropped my car off at the tire center while I shopped. They'd fixed it about an hour later as I shopped. I turned on my car, and the check engine light was now on. I went back and asked them about it and if they could look at it because it wasn't on before, and they said "huh, we didnt see the check engine light, and we cant look up the codes. Sorry, cant do anything about it". You can get a bluetooth code reader for like $20 and just get an app for your phone to read codes. I leave mine plugged in all the time, It's pretty nice knowing what the check engine light error is when they come on. Have to be careful on the apps, some of them are bullshit and want you to pay to clear the codes... (I use Car Scanner now & have used Torque lite in the past). I drive an older 150k+ mile car so it throws codes sometimes... Well page snipe for the church.
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Jul 7, 2023 18:00
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Seth Pecksniff posted:THE ONIONS HAVE RETURNED Put the onions on the pizza.
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Bum the Sad posted:Last time that happened to me the clerk followed me out to my car and beat the poo poo out of me. Well at least you were at the Costco and easy access to toilet paper.
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Jul 9, 2023 01:30
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Probably good for another year if you didn't make a habit of leaving the jar roasting in the sun.
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The Saucer Hovers posted:do they sell coffins at costco? They even come with a refill.
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Be faster so there's no line
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Jul 22, 2023 07:57
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At least the republican Costco will let you carry your firearm in the store without getting upset. If you're white at least.
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Zero VGS posted:Costco provided a quality LOL today in the form of the frozen mango chunks. They were all frozen together into a big slab so my boyfriend started slamming the bag into the counter to break them all up for a smoothie. Then as he attained maximum super slam the side of the bag came apart at the seam, blasting mango across the entire kitchen and living room. We rinsed them in a colander and put them in ziplocks so no loss, but I could hear from across the house what had happened. They probably use mangos that were not good enough for their frozen mangos for the food court mango smoothies. Or they use fresh produce mangos that nobody has bought and are on their way to being rotten.
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The Saucer Hovers posted:if it were MY WIFE id drag that patio lounger into the restroom help make the whole arrangement more comfortable for the old soldier Plus he might tip your wife more money if he's comfortable.
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Jul 28, 2023 22:22
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It's a free refill, but they didn't specify you couldn't just get a free refill of onions.
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Costco, introduces new food options every month. None ever can compete with $1.50 wiener.
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Dick Fontaine posted:what would be a good theme for the kinda place that would serve a 20” hot dog for two? tom of finland? has anyone licensed that for a dog joint yet? Quad Dogs for "Two". You put the Two in quotes cause you know most of your customers are going to eat the whole wiener themselves.
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:I thought quad dog is when you take two hot dogs put them into two chicken bakes then you take another chicken bake put two hot dogs in it then you get a pizza and roll that all up together and then you can cut it and make pinwheels out of it That's just a full on gangbang dawg. What an unfortunate page snipe.
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Dr. Fraiser Chain posted:Is the Boardwalk place the combo slice No but every time you go around GO you get a free refill.
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