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Smik posted:Weren't vibrators (the naughty kind, not for shoulders and necks) marketed the same way, such as curing hysteria? Take the fight for better health into your own hands.
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Smik posted:according to Wikipedia...
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Randalor posted:... what's the wooden lemon for? I’m guessing that it’s cedar to deodorize and keep away moths.
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Agents are GO! posted:This guy doesn't know what the wooden lemon is for lmao Goddamn, what a reference.
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I think the only way to be sure about those claims is for everyone in the thread to shove a large phallus up their rear end and keep it in there overnight then report back on your condition in the morning.
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Sir Tonk posted:I think the only way to be sure about those claims is for everyone in the thread to shove a large phallus up their rear end and keep it in there overnight then report back on your condition in the morning. don't threaten me with a good time
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Slyphic posted:While you're there and on the subject, the entries for Ejaculation and Semen in the Lamest Edit Wars catalogue are worth reading for a good chuckle. That page is a treasure. Oh wow that's a trip.
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Haha ah man let's all relive our fave Alex moments
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i'm not familiar with that wikihow article
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Zetsubou-san posted:i'm not familiar with that wikihow article It's from a movie Alex Jones was in with Keanu Reeves.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:It's from a movie Alex Jones was in with Keanu Reeves. huh, i had no idea
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Zetsubou-san posted:huh, i had no idea Sorry, I just get a little thrill out of saying things that are absurd but true.
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i totally forgot he was in a scanner, darkly.
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Goonfunding the rescue of the Alex Jones Cat and arranging 1 hour custody slots a week for people who donate $20 or more
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Songbearer posted:Goonfunding the rescue of the Alex Jones Cat and arranging 1 hour custody slots a week for people who donate $20 or more I was telling my friend that when Jones finally liquidates everything my dream is to buy his giant desk no matter the cost and just keep it in my dimly lit basement and just casually show it to people who come to visit. Slowly, the rumor will spread that a guy in town owns the Infowars desk and is just letting it rust in his basement, turning my house into a pilgrimage site for the biggest idiots around.
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Lazyfire posted:I was telling my friend that when Jones finally liquidates everything my dream is to buy his giant desk no matter the cost and just keep it in my dimly lit basement and just casually show it to people who come to visit. Slowly, the rumor will spread that a guy in town owns the Infowars desk and is just letting it rust in his basement, turning my house into a pilgrimage site for the biggest idiots around. People are going to be fighting over this desk with knives.
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Ogma posted:People are going to be fighting over this desk with knives. Clearly we need to take guidance from the holiest of holy, the good book of the lord, for guidance, and use one of the methods described of the wisest kings. As Solomon once decreed, let us cut the desk in twain, and divide it up equally between those who claim it to be theirs! And now we just wait to see who is distraught over that, for that is clearly the mother! ...wait...
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Buy Alex’s set and donate it to Eric Andre to do one of his show-intro demolishment bits.
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Randalor posted:Clearly we need to take guidance from the holiest of holy, the good book of the lord, for guidance, and use one of the methods described of the wisest kings. Oh gently caress oh gently caress you said the desk, not the cat, oh no I've done something horrible help, help
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Ogma posted:People are going to be fighting over this desk with knives. Moneys still on ogden getting that.
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Artum posted:Moneys still on ogden getting that. What's his wingspan? I'm not putting down a bet until I get some stats.
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Marsupial Ape posted:I want to literally buy Alex’s chairs out from underneath him as he is sitting. Obviously the hope is that he’s still trying to do the show while people are starting to carry away the furniture from around him.
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Not that he needs replacing, but I’d love to have another entry in the genre of “WHAT IS THE CHARGE??? EATING A MEAL? A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL????” videos, as people just pick up everything around him to cart off to the people he owes money to.
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Ogma posted:What's his wingspan? I'm not putting down a bet until I get some stats. From watching the trial : he’s loving enormous. He was easily the biggest person in there. Not super bulky or anything, just one of those people who’s like a normal person but huge. Him next to feisty little Bankston is pretty great. Big Asterix and Obelix energy.
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Alex is bulky. In his youth he was super fit, and he very clearly still works out routinely. Say what you will about him, dude's successfully achieved sick gains. He's also been abusing alcohol and various drugs for decades, which means those muscles have layers of fat over them. tl;dr he's fat but could probably still kick your rear end
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Pirate Radar posted:Obviously the hope is that he’s still trying to do the show while people are starting to carry away the furniture from around him. Yeah, that’s the daydream. The MicroMachines guy is there, too.
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Marsupial Ape posted:Yeah, that’s the daydream. The MicroMachines guy is there, too. Jones is distracted away from each item using a bottle of Tito's dangling from a string.
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Zetsubou-san posted:O'Neill probably wouldn't have minded having that Ancient database in his head if it was delivered in tasty chicken fried steak form
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Knormal posted:What happens if you eat the Chicken Fried Steak of Ancient Knowledge and the Chili of Forgetfulness in the same meal?
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Knormal posted:What happens if you eat the Chicken Fried Steak of Ancient Knowledge and the Chili of Forgetfulness in the same meal? The tummy-ache of wisdom which mostly imparts the wisdom of not eating too heavily.
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red19fire posted:I would prefer that the sheriff bust down the door during a broadcast, and we get to find out if Alex is a Thin Blue Line or Molon Labe type, live on air. Oh, he's a thin blue line bootlicker, except for any law enforcement that tries to hold him accountable, at which point they were vile deep state NWO agents and not the brave law enforcement trying to fight back against tyranny. I think I got that right?
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