Alex Jones: A Sloppy, Disrespectful Mess

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Alex Jones: A Sloppy, Disrespectful Mess

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

A livetweet thread from the host of Knowledge Fight (a podcast about the Alex Jones show) who is at the trial, for those who want to catch up with what has happened so far.
https://twitter.com/gotobedjordan/status/1551937579473420290

Edit:

haljordan posted:

He's already declared bankruptcy and moved all his assets to shell corporations, good luck collecting anything

This attempt already went down in flames, the courts saw through it

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 16:25

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ May 14, 2024 15:43

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

I think I heard on stream that Alex Jones is holding a press conference

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 16:58

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

Judge is yelling at Alex Jones for filming outside the courtroom where the jury might be able to hear

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 17:04

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

Alex's lawyers wanted to put on a big posterboard claiming that Alex Jones only did 27 hours of coverage on Sandy Hook and that was barely any coverage at all, and the judge threw that it because it wasn't true. The actual true thing was that Alex Jones only provided 27 hours of tape on Sandy Hook and ignored a bunch of discovery requests

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 17:08

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

lol
https://twitter.com/gotobedjordan/status/1551963706518433795

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 17:16

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

Alex Jones NEVER said no children died at Sandy Hook _{_{(in 2012 or 2013)}}

Gee I wonder if anything happened after that, probably not

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 17:33

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

haljordan posted:

Didn't Alex Jones in fact claim a bunch of times that nobody was actually killed

The prosecution literally played a video of him saying it during their opening statement

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 17:35

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

https://twitter.com/gotobedjordan/status/1551971955544170497

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 17:47

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

Not sure saying "the lawyer who lies deserves to lose" is a good idea while you are actively lying

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 17:52

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

cubicle gangster posted:

I would love for them to forget they're being livestreamed right now and say something dumb

Alex's lawyer just told Alex to stop talking because the audio was still going, so close!

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 18:03

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

Digital Jedi posted:

https://twitter.com/brie_san11/status/1551971907695771648?s=20&t=ss1havKkxVXNpYTNFoi7vA

Jones always going to Jones

The full interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnP5F8VXxv4

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 18:39

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

funeral home DJ posted:

The judge first said that court would be reconvening at 1:30 PM local time but also mentioned that they'd need to be back by one, so I'm guessing it's somewhere between then.

teen witch posted:

Approx when does the lunch break end?

Lawyers need to be back at 1 (ie about now), court restarts in half an hour

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 18:58

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

Lambo Trillrissian posted:

Maybe I misheard it, I was making lunch while it resumed, but it sounded like the whole thing was struck and then she specifically pointed out to the jury that having apologized is irrelevant.

No, it was just the apologized part

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 20:02

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

Oh poo poo, the jury gets to ask questions?

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 20:56

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

GUM CHEWER

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 21:29

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

Those were some pretty bad questions from the jury

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 21:48

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

BigglesSWE posted:

Who is Daria?

She's a producer for Infowars and was the Corporative Representative for Infowars at probably the wildest deposition

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 21:50

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

Tree Dude posted:

What do you think the plaintiffs hope the jury gets out of this Daria questioning?

"Infowars is filled with blatant liars purposefully trying to gently caress with the court system via pretend incompetence", seems like it's moving towards "Infowars has a very huge reach and was the major pusher of the Sandy Hoax conspiracy"

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 22:06

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

It sounds like Daria didn't show up?
Edit: Yep
https://twitter.com/dansolomon/status/1552295712179867654

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 15:13

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

Also the lawyer mentioned that he didn't think any of the other witnesses were there either so it sounds like nobody from Infowars showed up on time

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 15:15

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

"Look just because the title says Crisis Actors at Sandy Hook doesn't mean that Infowars is saying there were crisis actors at Sandy Hook"
https://twitter.com/dansolomon/status/1552299674706624517

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 15:27

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

We have been cruelly deprived of hearing Daria's Rob Dew impression

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 16:14

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

teen witch posted:

There isn�t a time stamp on the stream as it�s not being recorded, the judge specifically requested it.

Gotta wait for transcripts OR if anyone knows the knowledge fight episode and timestamp I�ll add it to the OP

Daria's deposition is Episode 641: Formulaic Objections part 4, though I don't have any specific timestamps

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 17:34

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

Daria is "ignorant" on purpose, she deliberately did not look into anything that she was ordered to by the court. (and lol she just said she was advised not to talk to Alex when preparing for the deposition)

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 17:42

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

"look, just because we gave you the document doesn't mean we ever had the document" is the real argument being made in court

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 17:59

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

Yep, the strategy from Infowars has been the same the entire time, pretend you know nothing and ignore what the court orders as much as possible

https://twitter.com/gotobedjordan/status/1552342074975850496

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 18:18

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

Stream has restarted

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 19:27

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

"You're making us look unprepared"

Judge: "Nobody can do that but yourself."

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 20:17

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

Zil posted:

~~Hell I don't think Rudy has been disbarred yet.~~

I stand corrected.

The thing that actually happened to Rudy is even funnier because they suspended his license before they even completed the bar hearing, which has apparently never been done before

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 23:10

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

Judge not impressed with Alex's lawyer's poo poo

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 15:12

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

Lol Alex's lawyers only supplied the final email in a chain and left out the actual proposal from the defendants

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 15:15

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

Judge is back, defendants don't get to use the videos they wanted

https://twitter.com/gotobedjordan/status/1552670865363324928

Piell fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Jul 28, 2022

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 16:01

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

Did anyone catch what the lawyer held up to the camera?

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 19:26

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

Hillary Clinton made me claim that Sandy Hook was a hoax, your honor

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 19:50

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

The vile Megan Kelly tricked me into saying Sandy Hook was a hoax, your honor

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 19:53

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

Megyn Kelly deceitfully forced Alex Jones to sweat, your honor

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 20:43

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

"can you define staged?" "I think you did that for us earlier"

Edit: ~~lol she said Sandy Hook was largely staged~~

whoops she took so long to answer I forgot the question

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 21:32

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

red19fire posted:

Holy gently caress she is giving this dipshit defense attorney the business.

OH MY loving GOD LETTING THIS rear end in a top hat SLIDE AGAIN.

She is 100% going to watch the video tonight and have something for it tomorrow

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 23:13

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/1552778732850425856
https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/1552779005572497408

Piell fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Jul 28, 2022

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 23:32

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ May 14, 2024 15:43

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

The lawyers are bad because this is like Alex's third set of lawyers. He has no actual defense, has a set strategy of stonewalling as much as possible that he isn't willing to change, and is Alex Jones so no actually competent lawyers want to work with him

# ¿ Jul 29, 2022 02:50

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Alex Jones: A Sloppy, Disrespectful Mess

«‹›5 »