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'Blue Ascension'? Were they playing Mass Effect when they got yelled at to come up with a name for a shell company?
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I'm deaf so I'm pretty sure they don't want me on any juries in the first place "Could you repeat the story of how you found the bodies again but more loudly, Juror 7 didn't catch it the first time"
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Quote is STILL not edit! Holy poo poo I must be tired
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Just proof that I shouldn't try to post first thing after waking up 
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Regrettable posted:Prison guards are usually the guys that are so lovely they failed the extremely low requirements for being a cop. Dude didn't last two months before claiming he was quitting because he was bored. Big muscle-bro type with the lovingly cultivated high and tight flat top. XCOM Squaddie looking motherfucker, decides security work is beneath him. Jackass, boring is *good* for a guard!
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Alex Jones does not deserve one iota of pity or sympathy.
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Baron von Eevl posted:It's just impulse control issues, everything he does. Is just unmanaged ADD and he self medicates with stimulants made from beetroot and bill testicle extract. Having issues does not absolve him of the consequences of his actions.
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Oct 1, 2022 04:15
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'Raging alcoholic' is positively mundane compared to all the other lovely things about him and his personality, but sure I'll add it to the pile.
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Oct 5, 2022 03:23
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Xiahou Dun posted:If he gives in one more inch he's gonna go straight to turning a snorkel into some kind of booze-feedbag. They have those already. 
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Oct 5, 2022 03:28
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If there is a god, they will need to beg my forgiveness. Also, as a Texan: gently caress drunk driving and anyone who thinks it's okay in any manner. Yes, I know no one in here has said that- quite the opposite, in fact, which is very heartening. But it still needs to be said. gently caress Alex Jones, too.
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GreyjoyBastard posted:this is not a healthy response to good news
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vaginite posted:I threw on my oculus the other day for some “beat saber” and it forced me to go through a 20 minute process of registering for meta before it’d let me use it.
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I'm pretty sure they would have to actually kill someone in front of the judge to get fully disbarred.
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Hitler was the dangerous kind of fascist because he had actual charisma and could whip people into a frenzy (at least, he did, before the steady stream of drugs his quack doctor pumped him full of at all hours of the day boiled his brain). Ye... does not.
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Dec 2, 2022 05:00
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The Pop Team Epic "Your motherfucking life ends [x amount of time] from now" meme except that time never loving arrives because they never actually punish them for their bullshit. I lust for Alex Jones and his lawyers to be destitute and living beneath bridges.
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Apr 11, 2023 06:06
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Alex Jones isn't a people. He's twenty pounds of bigotry in a ten pound bag.
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Apr 12, 2023 00:44
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tracecomplete posted:Bankruptcy courts are not in the business of dispensing justice. I disagree. Jones should be left destitute and living under a bridge like the awful troll of a lovely person he is.
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May 10, 2023 05:16
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So is the gammon being squeezed yet to pay the families, and explain to me in excruciating detail exactly why not.
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Borscht posted:Dont Arabs absolutely love the racist ventriloquist with a dead terrorist character. The world is weird.
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As long as it ends with Jones being strapped into the life suction machine from Princess Bride so they can extract every penny he owes.
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Carlos Lantana posted:All the money in the world can't stop alcoholism from eating him alive
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I'm hearing "strap him into the juicer sooner rather than later'. I don't give a flying gently caress about Alex's comfort. If I had my way he would be living on the street scrounging half eaten cans of Hormel chili out of trash cans between broadcasts while every cent he makes goes to the families.
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I feel like Alex' heart would explode like an egg in a microwave if someone tried to throw down with him in the present day. The mans system is swimming in drugs.
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Baron von Eevl posted:I think Jones will die after getting a slight scratch or poking his skin on something and then popping like a balloon full of blood. If we could harness that man's blood pressure we could end our dependence on fossil fuels. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_MnyV-HH3U
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Give me your excess money, then, I will take this burden from you
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Apr 24, 2024 04:36
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I don't want him to get to keep his current quality of life.
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Apr 24, 2024 05:10
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If poor people got the same kid gloves treatment that the cheeto and chilimans are getting, we wouldn't be doing half as much bitching.
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That looks like an actual turd.
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