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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Alex got some coJones

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
There was a good your pretty face is going to hell episode that had an alex jones facsimile who had a big fan in hell, like one of Satan's employees/tortured souls, and the guy stopped respecting Satan because Alex Jones said that Satan was gay lovers with Obama.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
It would be entertaining if he just went full Denver Fenton Allen and asked for a court order to get his dick sucked. He won't. Because he's not cool, he's just annoying.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I always dip chewing tobacco in court to assert dominance over beta judges.

I'm in contempt basically all the time. I'm in contempt right now.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

I never got this thought :(

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
The first two amendments have got to go.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Erection!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Sustained!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
^^^^ nooner!!!

Hollismason posted:

How long is the trial suppose to last?

like five, five and a half inches

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Alex Jones and me
Stumbling through the barrio
Yeah, we stare at the beautiful women
She's perfect for you
Man, there's got to be somebody for me
I wanna be Bob Dole
Alex Jones wishes he was someone just a little more funky
When everybody loves you, ah son
That's just about as funky as you can be

Alex Jones and me
Staring at the video
When I look at the television, I want to see me
Staring right back at me
We all wanna have big cocks
But we don't know why, and we don't know how
But when everybody loves me
I'm wanna be just about as happy as I can be
Alex Jones and me
We're gonna be big stars

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

KitConstantine posted:

Human monkey chimeras are real? :thunk:

No, Bart. That would be playing God.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

SalTheBard posted:

I think it was from Wolfgang Helsner to a Sandy Hook parent saying that they were a terrible parent for allowing their child to go to Sandy Hook which was built on top of a toxic waste dump and that it was child abuse.

Halbig not Helsner

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

B-Rock452 posted:

I once saw someone wet themselves on the stand and this is somehow worse

that's a pro move

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
President Carlson

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Attorney at Sea

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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Alex Jones
Told me alone his story
He got friends like Pacro Picopiedra
La Muneca
He receives on his set

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

teen witch posted:

This man is just performing the entirety of salo as a one man show, for his career and honestly probably his private life.

i gave my criterion salo to my domme like 6 years ago and sometimes i regret it because it was a nice box and other times i'm like would i ever watch salo on dvd again

i'm torn up

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
wear a tie you loving fat scumbag

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
if u like the court maybe consider donating on patreon, you get access to exclusive content before anyone else and you help keep the court doing what its love. alright thanks guys!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
every one buying poo poo from, or giving money to alex jones should literally be placed in stockades and their estates seized

building the stockades will create jobs and empower communities

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXfkeZWGH-4

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Alex Jones would be less able to obfuscate finances and hold up restitution if he were nailed to a cross.

Justice system is a joke.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
old blackwater keep on rollin

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i looked at the infowars comment section today and now i feel confident in the direction this country is heading

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
he looks like a bag of mashed up assholes for 48 jeeze louise

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
like 3 go pros flopping off his helmet and poo poo, wearing a Tiger electronics R Zone

bandoliers, camelback filled with chili and vodka

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Alex Jones should have a scold's bridle permanently affixed to his head until death.


edit: vote 4 me

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
please delete your facebooks

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
the old fashioned way

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I'm gonna sue Tom Hanks.

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
anybody could do what tom hanks does

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