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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
if you wanna see how much Jones has changed over the years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVqOC-G_Qqw

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Should they be showing the jurors like that? Like I feel like that's a problem

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
oof that judge is not taking any poo poo from anyone

Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:

its a civil trial, not a criminal trial. the reason you protect the identity of jurors is so that they aren't threatened by organized crime when a member of the crime group is facing criminal prosecution. alex jones may be a desperate piece of poo poo but he is probably not going to attempt to murder members of the jury

Ah ok coolio thanks!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

haljordan posted:

Do you think he cheaped out or no legit lawyer wanted to take his money

It's an interesting question - I would think that no legit lawyer would want to deal with him but who knows!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Piell posted:

I think I heard on stream that Alex Jones is holding a press conference

yeah I heard that too lmao

Bold strategy!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Oh my god she is so mad lmao

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
imagine going through law school and wracking up all that debt and then taking Alex Jones as a client lol

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
lmao I like how he took on the "Clinton, Bush, Obama" administrations

leaving someone out there :thunk:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Fentry posted:

It was HILLARY ALL ALONG!

"Who's that murdering everything
It was Hillary all along!"

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

The Walrus posted:

this lawyer is such a garbage orator lmao

i mean it's really difficult to make a michelin star meal out of the garbage in a dumpster

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Nelson Mandingo posted:

...I'm LEGITIMATELY NOT WEARING A SHIRT RIGHT NOW OH gently caress

What are your thoughts about them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin frogs gay?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Devor posted:

Stream for today is up, nothing going on yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKmWrkNxXB0

her name is Gamble?

Looks like Alex Jones rolled the dice...................... and lost :grin:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

neato burrito posted:

How is any of this questioning relevant to how much AJ has to pay out? Can the judge just say "I've heard enough, gently caress you" and state an amount?

No because the Seventh Amendment explicitly states the right to a jury trial for any civil case where the value is over $20, and Jones asked for a jury trial

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Zil posted:

Since this is a civil court matter, a decision can't end up being appealed to the Texas Supreme Court, can it? Because I don't see them letting Alex be on the hook for hundreds of millions.

It can be appealed up to the Texas Supreme Court iirc, and I'm sure it will be as soon as the decision is handed down

disclaimer: not an expert on Texas law but civil cases generally can be appealed within a state

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Holy poo poo the judge is MAD

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I think the judge was explicit in saying that recording isn't allowed unless you're preapproved media (which the zoom feed probably isn't?)

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
"The source of this claim was Alex Jones's mind"

Also I'm using this stream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKmWrkNxXB0

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
it's very clear that these people have never talked to anyone in the actual, real world and have reinforced themselves to be the smartest people in a room and now they're colliding with reality

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
"Any objection?"

"Yes your honor, its--"

"OVERRULED. It's admitted"

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
this trial is gonna be delayed because it seems someone's intent on giving everyone COVID if the coughing is to be believed

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

goatface posted:

I ask this again, because that closed with some professional disrepute bullshit right there.

Disbarment is usually with the states licensing board/bar association, not any random judge

Plus you gotta have someone make a complaint and it's a whole thing

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Crazy Ted posted:

All you gotta do is pass that exam. It's great.

Reminds me of Community


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUxPkQmFsUw

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I briefly entertained being a lawyer, but the only slice of the law I'm interested in is constitutional law and uh, they don't teach just that at law school. I do not care about torts, contracts, civil cases, etc

Maritime law would also be interesting to me

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

mojo1701a posted:

I had to take an intro to business law course for my (eventual) CPA designation. I found the basics interesting but gently caress me if I ever want to do all of that research for a living.

In undergrad I took a business law course taught by a real sitting judge, and a constitutional law course. The business law was interesting from a consumer perspective but I agree with you: holy poo poo I never want to do it

I do remember, however, if you're in an accident with a corporate vehicle the corporation is liable. I think I remember that at least...

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
god it's gotta suck to be the jury on this

just chilling in the jury room for like two hours, doing really nothing

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I had to edit that out, sorry

I love that cartoon but Gary Larson (and his lawyers) have made it clear that they do not want his comics posted outside their own control. That's why the PYF comics (i think?) thread is currently outside of user view

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
yeah no worries - not a lot of people know that part of the site

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
i have not done anything that bad in life to deserve to listen to infowars

this is hell

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

loving Moron posted:

You gave me a (well deserved) probation once. Karma!

All joking aside I still can't believe Alex thinks he is just and the good guy here. The cool side to this, as other people posted previously, is getting to see how this entire process works.

and I'll do it again :kheldragar:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
this is hell

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
"Do you enjoy your job?"

*pause*

"I'm happy with what I'm doing"

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
wooooooooooof these questions are like body slams

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Confusedslight posted:

Then why did they talk about 150 mil in opening statements?

Because that would be the headline in all the media

ALEX JONES LOSES $150 MILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT

*seven paragraphs down*

"Because of Texas law, the actual damages would be capped at $750,000"

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

SalTheBard posted:

Who is on the witness stand right now?

an actual journalist with like 40 years of experience

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

B-Rock452 posted:

Lol this Every witness is a very bad witness for the defense...

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
the judge is getting her orders from the globalists

sometimes it takes a few minutes

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
"I can't confirm that and I can't understand how that's relevant" lmao

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
It's interesting to see what happens once stuff ends for the day

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I would be surprised if the jury takes more than a day to come back with a verdict

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I like my ex's chili recipe because it's pretty simple

1 lb ground beef
1 packet taco seasoning (hot or gtfo)
1 can dark red kidney beans and light red kidney beans
1 14 oz can of rotel chilis
1 28 oz can of whole steamed tomatoes
whatever other spices you want (paprika, cayenne, etc)

1) Brown the ground beef
2) drain the fat
3) dump all the rest of the ingredients in there and stir
4) let it sit on low for like 20-30 mins, or however long you want
5) eat! She ate it with rice, which I never did before meeting her but I actually don't mind it?

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