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Santa is now a "crypto influencer" and is air dropping (literally?) NFTs down your digital chimney if you've signed up for SantaCoin and been a good little "hodler". Even if he's late on the trend because he somes but once a year.
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Santanic Mass
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Teaming up with Rob Thomas for a follow up to the 1999 hit Smooth titled 2 Smooth 2 Christmas.
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Forget the milk and cookies! This Santa wants a can of 4 Loko and a JUUL.
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Santa now wears a trilby (NOT a fedora!!!) and has Strong Opinions about the Federal Reserve.
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Jul 26, 2022 19:05
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They tried to make me go to rehab
But I said, Ho! Ho! Ho!
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Jul 26, 2022 19:13
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Santa trying to get a comedy special on Netflix. Most of the jokes rely on a punchline involving him having a new reindeer named "Triggered".
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He's not my grandpa's Santa, however/because he is my grandma's Santa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0NoalRsk5w
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Summer Santa lives in Florida, has several face tats, and has a SoundCloud account to upload his latest rap tracks to.
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Jul 28, 2022 17:03
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I remebmer when Leisure Suit Larry got new games and they said "it's not your grandpa's Leisure Suit Larry"
By which they mean the jokes were now going to be about sex instead of programming and door to door salesmen.
Also, Santa Clause rules.
What are Santa Clause's rules?
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Naughty kids now get rad and dangerous toys like flamethrowers and lawn darts.
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