Liquid Ass

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Escape From Noise

Fart prank.

# ? Aug 21, 2022 17:53

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# ? May 13, 2024 19:02

Escape From Noise

Butt-Crack Smell!

# ? Aug 21, 2022 17:54

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

seems like a pro-tier mouth spray

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# ? Aug 21, 2022 18:01

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Mr. and Mrs. Prank, please name your son after me, Fart Johnson.

# ? Aug 21, 2022 18:29

Ass-penny

that's what I think when I drink too much and ate too little the day before.

# ? Aug 21, 2022 18:39

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I've bought this stuff before. It doesn't smell like rear end, it smells like open sewage in August :barf:

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Aug 21, 2022 18:46

Stoner Sloth

solid fart

# ? Aug 21, 2022 19:10

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

Metal-butt!

# ? Aug 21, 2022 21:29

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

a fun prank would be to spray it on your butt, so that people will think ur butt smells bad XD

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# ? Aug 21, 2022 21:31

FutonForensic

looking in desperation for the Liquid rear end font.

# ? Aug 21, 2022 21:33

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

solid snake, meet our new operative

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# ? Aug 21, 2022 21:36

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

"liquid rear end" is my derogatory term for bad coffee

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# ? Aug 21, 2022 22:29

Ass-penny

Nosfereefer posted:

a fun prank would be to spray it on your butt, so that people will think ur butt smells bad XD

"hey, hey Dave, smell my butt lmao"

# ? Aug 21, 2022 23:09

cruft

They actually use this stuff when training people to respond to mass casualty events, to get them used to the smell of intestines spilling out.

https://qz.com/1321817/an-unusual-medical-training-tool-got-its-start-as-a-childish-prank/

# ? Aug 21, 2022 23:18

google THIS

Why is the guy wearing a gas mask still freaking out

# ? Aug 22, 2022 01:21

google THIS

I appreciate that even though it's made in America its packaging is festooned with what looks like a slew of nearly random poorly translated phrases so it doesn't stick out like a sore thumb next to other prank products

# ? Aug 22, 2022 01:29

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

FutonForensic posted:

looking in desperation for the Liquid rear end font.

i am also looking for this (malicious reasons)

crimes

# ? Aug 22, 2022 02:06

Escape From Noise

cruft posted:

They actually use this stuff when training people to respond to mass casualty events, to get them used to the smell of intestines spilling out.

https://qz.com/1321817/an-unusual-medical-training-tool-got-its-start-as-a-childish-prank/

Or when someone busts a gut laughing at this hilarious prank!

# ? Aug 22, 2022 03:08

cruft

Escape From Noise posted:

Or when someone busts a gut laughing at this hilarious prank!

BRB, gonna mail EFN a bottle of Liquid rear end, a hammer, and a hollow glass ball.

# ? Aug 22, 2022 03:29

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

liquid assman the butt-crack-smell

crimes

# ? Aug 22, 2022 03:33

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

not to be confused with donkey juice

# ? Aug 22, 2022 03:48

Escape From Noise

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

liquid assman the butt-crack-smell

# ? Aug 22, 2022 03:56

Escape From Noise

They will post in BYOB. I know it.

# ? Aug 22, 2022 03:56

cruft

Escape From Noise posted:

Or when someone busts a gut laughing at this hilarious prank!

This gives new context to this idiom, context I hadn't considered before.

Currently rethinking making a post that's so funny people's bowels will rupture...

# ? Aug 22, 2022 04:30

Stoner Sloth

booty juice

# ? Aug 22, 2022 05:03

google THIS

The 'Uid rear end

# ? Aug 22, 2022 14:11

Escape From Noise

Putting my rear end in the juicer.

Your rear end is gonna get so pranked.

# ? Aug 25, 2022 15:35

biosterous

imagining x-pan saying "your rear end is liquid and i'm gonna smell it"

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he/him

# ? Aug 25, 2022 17:01

FutonForensic

biosterous posted:

imagining x-pan saying "your rear end is liquid and i'm gonna smell it"

lemmy: it's all about the rear end, and how you smell it
all about the liquid, and if you had dealt it

# ? Aug 25, 2022 17:58

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

*snake voice* LIQUID! YOUR PLOT ENDS

I have the superior rear end, brother. Only I can control Doodoo Gear

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Aug 25, 2022 21:03

Weka: That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

google THIS posted:

Why is the guy wearing a gas mask still freaking out

He forgot the glass part.

# ? Aug 25, 2022 21:15

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

millennials eat rear end, zoomers drink rear end

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# ? Aug 26, 2022 18:29

google THIS

Early experiments with plasma rear end promise to revolutionize the rear end industry

# ? Aug 26, 2022 18:41

EorayMel: WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Alkydere posted:

Yup, used to handle that stuff all the time. The bottle comes in a bigger box with the words "LIQUID rear end" in blocky letters. No advertising on it or anything, super plain. They just know what they're selling and making sure it survives the trip (unlike so many other Amazon vendors).

Never had one of those bottles burst on me but I've seen what happens when a concentrated deer piss bottle broke and got everywhere. I imagine Liquid rear end is probably 10x as bad, and the concentrated urine was bad enough to shut down a section of the department for the rest of the shift.

For a while someone was selling farting pigs. Had a belly button that stuck out of the packaging for you to try. I got one, pressed it a few times and was disappointed it made no noise. Turned out it was a stinky toy. One whiff of that and I basically slammed it in the box in an attempt to make the smell go away.

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# ? Aug 26, 2022 23:05

Heather Papps: hello friend

fart bomb
boom

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 26, 2022 23:08

Heather Papps: hello friend

fart bomb (sexy variant)

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 26, 2022 23:08

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Heather Papps posted:

fart bomb (sexy variant)

oh yikes, now i have a

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# ? Aug 26, 2022 23:16

biosterous

Heather Papps posted:

fart bomb
boom

this one i remember seeing in my youth

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he/him

# ? Aug 27, 2022 03:13

Heather Papps: hello friend

biosterous posted:

this one i remember seeing in my youth

strongly considering getting a customized cap on it that says "boy." just like my childhood hero. then all i need is to lose an eye so i can have an eyepatch like bazooka joe

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 27, 2022 14:30

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# ? May 13, 2024 19:02

Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

strongly considering getting a customized cap on it that says "boy." just like my childhood hero. then all i need is to lose an eye so i can have an eyepatch like bazooka joe

Will you also start farting a lot? Am I going to have to start calling you...

# ? Aug 27, 2022 15:06

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