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Bobby Deluxe posted:40 is definitely the 'find out' counterpart to the 'gently caress around' part of your 20s and early 30s in terms of health. Mostly because +40 is about the age that you stop being as shocked when you hear of people who never exercise and have bad diets having heart attacks. i have 10 more years of consequence-free loving around, got it
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Comrade Fakename posted:you’re laughing that a lot of people did what you wanted them to do. Please stop doing that. Unless forkboy84 is personally responsible for a significant proportion of the numbers of left wingers leaving the labour party, I don't really follow your reasoning here.
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Tesseraction posted:So it had twat for Starmer and oval office for Truss. hmmm It has twat for Truss too, though uncensored for sone reason. Maybe Starmer's "t**t" is something else? Tiit?
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Sep 2, 2022 15:42
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OwlFancier posted:Please make your own knob jokes. you edited this in in between me seeing the post and quoting it to make a knob joke and now i am thoroughly owned
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Microplastics posted:Make the joke. He encouraged you! Make it. i can't perform under pressure
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Sep 2, 2022 19:58
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Imagine if any part at all of the modern web was designed for the user instead of for increasing value for shareholders, what a world would that be Though maybe making it harder to read twitter does count as improving our lives i suppose
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Sep 3, 2022 10:42
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DesperateDan posted:Liz Truss: 81,326 Not recognising Truss as Tory leader until she gets the support of at least 50% of the electorate
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Zalakwe posted:Depends where you live. Looking at control of councils I think we can go with "most of Scotland" as a starting position
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Sep 6, 2022 11:15
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Nilbop posted:Is there anything indicating this actually is Linehan? Believe this was the smoking gun, but it's been suspected for some time, along with some other accounts. a bunch of Much-More-Online-than-me pro-trans tweeters that normally seem reasonable and trustworthy generally take it as established fact from their own experience, so take from that what you will. https://twitter.com/aidanctweets/status/1480827026521083905
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Private Speech posted:Well BBC did say that, I'm not going to go through all the other Tories to confirm. by "just one survivor" they mean all the others literally died. their shambling husks may still haunt the corridors of westminster but there is no life left in them. all has been drained to feed the eater of souls, liz truss
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Sep 7, 2022 13:56
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Ralepozozaxe posted:Be real funny if this goes on for a week. it's a nice distraction from living in a country run by liz truss, at least
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Sep 8, 2022 13:09
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Answers Me posted:I wonder how many shitposters are going to get fired and/or arrested next week Necrothatcher being bundled into a van and transported to an underground bunker in case he comes near a camera again e: lol beaten by the man himself sebzilla posted:Make it gender neutral so we don't have to gently caress about changing them every time simple solution, two words: force, fem
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Sep 8, 2022 13:43
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Failed Imagineer posted:E: the Beeb now chatting about the transition in very loosely hypothetical terms, quite surreal if they sound too certain about a transition too quickly Liz Truss will try to ban it
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Sep 8, 2022 14:50
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Aipsh posted:That was Dawn Foster wasn't it? And people had said she specifically mentioned wanting a Limmy tweet in the event of her death, which is top tier posthumous shitposting iirc he stopped doing it routinely after someone else - I think a comedian he had a lot of respect for? - but then did it as a one off for Dawn (i believe she had specifically requested it at one point). so maybe if Liz was a big Limmy fan
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Sep 8, 2022 15:38
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EvilHawk posted:Charles becomes king the moment the Queen is declared dead, despite not being crowned Terry Pratchett posted:The only thing known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Wheedle. He reasoned like this: you can't have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir instantaneously. Presumably, he said, there must be some elementary particles -- kingons, or possibly queons -- that do this job, but of course succession sometimes fails if, in mid-flight, they strike an anti-particle, or republicon. His ambitious plans to use his discovery to send messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order to modulate the signal, were never fully expanded because, at that point, the bar closed.
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it is very on brand for the thread for someone to post something that can be somewhat related to a discworld quote and three of us bonking each other square on the head as we all run to press the "post about terry pratchett" button
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Her Dryer posted:The sort of thing Barry Shitpeas and Philomena Cunk appear on, yes I would probably watch a Queen Liz Wipe to be fair
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Comrade Fakename posted:I’m sorry I cannot be with you all in this time of national mourning and sympathy. Instead I was at the Che Guevara memorial. getting your alibi in writing as soon as possible, good move
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Sep 8, 2022 18:59
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namesake posted:Fair play to them, they seem to know the words rather than trail off after the 'God Save the King' part and hope someone else knows the rest. while they're changing the lyrics around might as well add that bit about crushing the scots back in
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Sep 8, 2022 22:09
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happyhippy posted:Wait until the end. this isn't real, i'm afraid (it went to god save the queen rather than back to dance music)
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Sep 8, 2022 22:26
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GABA ghoul posted:What's the situation on the ground in the uk? Any changes? Is she still dead? mass rioting op. a dark voice speaks at the back of our skulls in a language none can speak but all understand. the post boxes have started to rot from the insignia out and spread tendrils into the concrete surrounding. so no all in all pretty normal thursday
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Almost kinda struck by how much I don't care about the queen dying. I mean I am having fun with the memes etc but in terms of any of the events actually meaning anything to me... I dunno, I wasn't expecting to be walking to Holyrood Palace to weep and deposit an inflatable ET or anything but like, she's an important person who's been on all the coins and the stamps etc. But it's just like, oh another noteworthy event to make memes about. This one doesn't even look like it is going to have a direct influence on increasing the amount of human suffering in the world like most of the other Big News Things in the past however many years. Maybe if she'd gone in 2016 or something it might feel more momentous but like who the hell cares, sure, whatever, put it on the pile
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fuctifino posted:And it resulted in her home and business being trashed and needing a police escort For not accepting this woman's views Muir of Ord is now officially England. I don't make the rules was going to say "is there really that little to do in the highlands that you have to go mob a person's house and business for being edgy on social media" but it's the highlands, so yes obviously
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escapegoat posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC6okzIKQvg Pretty easy to modify really, William, William, Henry, Stephen Henry, Richard, John, oi! Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two Then three more Henrys join our song Edward, Edward, Rich the third Henry, Henry, Ed again Mary one, good Queen Bess Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then Jim, Will, Mary, Anna Gloria George, George, George, George Will, Victoria Edward, George, Edward, George six and Liz and Charles then republics
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https://twitter.com/OsitaNwanevu/status/1567987544192606214Raised By Birds posted:Gary Markstein Cloud Potato posted:Guardian: Trapezium Dave posted:
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Raised By Birds posted:Got a bunch more obit toons today. LordSloth posted:Rob Israel Cloud Potato posted:
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the semen necklace is most likely coral from the replies but the day collar is impossible to disprove so i'm definitely deciding to keep believing in it
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that wording seems a bit snide though maybe i'm just reading into things. but, specifically mentioning that there are thousands of people for the queen, and the "at that moment"? seems a bit like it's making excuses by minimising the protest as small and momentary while emphasising how big the crowds for liz were. i'm not exactly predisposed to thinking highly of sky news from the outset so idk how fair i'm being here
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ok doubtless there'll be some straggler Bad Cartoons but i think this is about it nowApple Pie Hubbub posted:
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Overminty posted:shes all we've known..... look if you haven't been trapped in a solid box since birth showing only footage of the queen in a deeply morally questionable experiment in human brain development are you really a true brit
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Guavanaut posted:Oh yeah, racial discrimination laws, they have a special exemption from those too, because they're already so not-racist that there's no necessity. how could the queen be racist? she ended colonialism
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crispix posted:Mile-long queue of 20,000 to see Queen lying at rest driving by shouting "she's dead" like the harry potter spoiler guys
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I suppose that is a drawback of being prince, how likely is it that anyone shagging you actually cares about you for who you are and isn't just into you for your vast reserves of generational wealth and influence. almost makes you feel sorry for them if it wasn't for, you know, the vast reserves of generational wealth and influence
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OwlFancier posted:Want to say GY!BE before seeing GY!BE. Good Riddance You! White Empress Angepain fucked around with this message at 10:01 on Sep 13, 2022 |
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Mega Comrade posted:The Guardian might suck but at least it had the decency to have a little 'hide' button on their big slab of Royal coverage. BBC trying to make me consume that crap. If they could just put a "hide" button for their coverage of trans issues as well that would be nice, make their website a bit less of a cognitohazard
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Tesseraction posted:Already off to a good start what the gently caress are we paying millions for if he doesn't have a person whose job it is to check if there's any running cameras in the vicinity before he is allowed to face off against his greatest enemy, pens or is this part of the 10 dimensional chess relatability PR game
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