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Barry Foster posted:every year you will get more and more tired and less and less able to do the stuff you used to like to do (especially the silly poo poo, like staying up too late or drinking too much or eating an entire cake or whatever) But then you find joy in new things too. Also nieces and nephews start to appear.
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kingturnip posted:My train was nice and empty this morning and this afternoon. How long can King sausage fingers have in him? 12, maybe 18 months before his liver explodes?
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So keiths big speech eh? https://twitter.com/GdnPolitics/status/1574774629025345536 Is he promising to make a government backed energy wholesaler, like all those ones that went bankrupt?
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TACD posted:I am going to plaster every loving problem in this flat with duct tape until it fucks off I feel you man. I've spent 8 years slowly fixing my flat and I feel like its falling apart faster than I can put it right. Insurance can gently caress off as well. Never covers anything.
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I'm guessing thats just the number they need, no thought given on how to raise it.
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https://twitter.com/ma_khodabandeh/status/1576973882107768833 And they will be welcomed with open arms.
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smellmycheese posted:In brighter news for the Tories - they’ve single-handedly managed to invent workable nuclear fusion. Space elevator to be constructed in milton keynes. Totnes to begin building worlds first time machine.
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Halisnacks posted:I wasn’t living in the U.K. back then, but is this what it felt like during Major’s premiership after Black Wednesday - abundantly clear that the Tories were a shambles and would not win the next election, yet the country was still stuck with them as a zombie government for multiple years? I was pretty young at the time but I have vague memories of the Tories all turning on each other, back benchers openly insulting Major during PMQ's, everyone just sort of watching the clock for the next election.
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Tesseraction posted:Can't believe the red wall hated jembly crembly so much, thankfully Keith's unending charisma won them back. Is there a term for a joke that makes you furious?
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Guavanaut posted:According to the most recent FT/Chapel Hill polls both major parties are chasing each other to the right while relying on culture wars for a differential. Labour now outside of the labour voting bloc, fast exiting the lib dem sphere and firmly in the middle of the cons voting base. Looks accurate to me.
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Oct 11, 2022 19:05
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Like any of this matters. Labour are going to walk the next election, despite all the horrible poo poo they've done.
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If Hunt handles the economy as well as he handled the NHS we'll be burning bank notes for warmth by the end of next week.
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Senor Tron posted:Can confirm. I work on a mobile game with constant live multiplayer events and basically all our design data for them is in a combination of Google and Excel sheets. I mean, I get it. I still see these lovingly crafted rube goldberg excel sheets from time to time and think "gently caress me, why isn't this just a web form?" But surely its not so bad if you're just plotting an event timeline, right? What should the games industry be using?
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keep punching joe posted:I became an excel legend at work when I found a way to force SUMPRODUCT to act conditionally in the same way as SUMIFS (maybe excel just does this now anyway, but it was a useful formula to learn). Excel queries are a gateway drug to becoming a programmer, get out while you can.
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smellmycheese posted:Truss can relax. Looks like the nukes are about to start flying Probably something to do with China recruiting RAF pilots, I imagine he's getting a dressing down from the yanks right now.
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Tesseraction posted:Evergreen https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/british-public-wrong-about-nearly-everything-survey-shows-8697821.html The government and the media blow issues wildly out of proportion to distract the public from the real problems. Same as it ever was. Its that nobody called her out that makes me upset. Shes just allowed to keep being an ignorant racist moron without being challenged.
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Footage of Liz casting her ballot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqWAvu0TqsE
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My entire department called in sick with Covid today. I feel like the government idea of "ignore it and it will go away" isn't working
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Has this one been posted yet?
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Doccykins posted:Cleared the monarch dead side quest as well Its part of the new 'liz skip' that lets you clip through the wall at the house of commons and avoid voting for your own confidence motion.
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Ukraine? Historically, its been a terrible idea (Afghanistan, Iraq and Nicaragua spring to mind but I'm sure there are many more.) It will be used to justify similar actions in the future.
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fuctifino posted:He'll go even further than that What is the point of this ham?
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Skull Servant posted:This is the form known as Liberalism... THIS is the form known as Neo-Liberalism... And THIS is a form even beyond Neo-Liberalism *crashes the pound* Who will be in charge of the sinking ship this week? Find out, on the next episode of PMQ!
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Noxville posted:In both parties Every day this
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Someone explain to me how ID cards do gently caress all for illegal immigration 1965917 fucked around with this message at 09:53 on Nov 8, 2022 |
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Umbra Dubium posted:"Shareholders" are panicky idiots who deserve to be separated from their pretend money, if you ask me. Some employees get paid partially in shares. Imagine getting your pay cut in half because of a joke tweet.
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My local has a pack of 9 for £11. The price has near doubled in 12 months. Guess I'll have to start pooping less
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