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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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facialimpediment posted:

No final order yet, but looks like I'm an idiot and Donnie truly got a "law is fake" judge:

Lava status: possibly chocolate cake


One of these days one of these assholes is going to do it to a cis kid and that case might go somewhere.

But probably not because the kid will be said to “have it coming” for being gender‐nonconforming in some way.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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CDC’s Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices voted today to recommend the use of COVID‐19 booster vaccines targeting the BA.4/BA.5 Omicron subvariants, and the recommendation was approved by the director.

https://twitter.com/HelenBranswell/status/1565459675033772034
https://twitter.com/CDCDirector/status/1565490515285770241

Limited stock has been pre‐staged at pharmacies and will be available starting next week (officially Saturday at some locations). At this point, you couldn’t get a booster of the original formulation even if you wanted one (you shouldn’t).

Everyone twelve years of age or more who has completed their primary series of the vaccine and has had their most recent COVID‐19 shot no more recently than two months ago is eligible for Pfizer’s shot. Moderna’s is only for adults.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Nuclear Tourist posted:

Going to try to schedule my 4th covid booster and flu shot the next time I have two days off in a row. Got that combo last year and I was completely out of commission for the following 24 hours, OTOH I am looking forward to not dying of covid.

Reactions really vary.

I got nothing but a little soreness in the arm on the first shot. Second shot made me uncomfortable but functional for thirty‐six hours (two nights, one day)—fever, aches, fatigue. Third shot was like the second but much stronger. I wasn’t bedridden, but I just felt awful.

So I was not looking forward to the fourth shot, but I got it and then… nothing. Not even a sore arm. Five months later I got a fifth and it didn’t do anything to me, either. This is with no history of infection.

That’s just my experience, though. Some people do keep having strong reactions. It will be interesting to see if my body sounds the general alarm for the new spike or if it shrugs it off like it did the last two times.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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maffew buildings posted:

Personally I'm jazzed as heck and hopeful with shot number 4 I'll finally have uninterrupted 5G service

There’s probably someone out there holding out for the combination Starlink/Neuralink/COVID vaccine from Musk Daddy.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1565429340241813504

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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wtf stop making Biden look cool


Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

LtCol J. Krusinski hosed around with this message at 04:06 on Sep 3, 2022

We know about about the lost laptop on the eve of the operation.

:nsa:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Zamujasa posted:

It's full of apologist bullshit ("This is an extraordinary decision for us to make and, given Cloudflare's role as an Internet infrastructure provider, a dangerous one that we are not comfortable with" :qq:)

Well of course the cloud is full of snowflakes.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Mississippi update:

https://twitter.com/bibliofleur/status/1565831257417736195

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Crab Dad posted:

So is the governor of Mississippi actually doing anything abahahahahha yeah right.

Disingenuous Democrats spread the false and defamatory rumor that there was a tanker truck full of water outside the governor’s mansion to provide Governor Reeves with the sustenance he requires.

It’s actually a tanker truck full of water outside the governor’s mansion to provide the bank with the sustenance that bankers require.

https://twitter.com/ashtonpittman/status/1565489673606205446

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Republicans: “I can’t believe that Joe Biden calls us ‘domestic terrorists’!”

Also Republicans:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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FrozenVent posted:

Please tell me this isn’t real.

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1556007614135148544

Here is the banner, a second banner, and a verbal announcement.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://twitter.com/GossiTheDog/status/1566746606396997635

Oh no!

Anyway,

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Dance Officer posted:

We live in the dumbest timeline

Americans who worship that guy are stupid, but it’s an extra level of stupid to worship him as a foreigner.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Cugel the Clever posted:

Bets on whether it's Israel, Iran, or North Korea?

What kind of odds can I get on France?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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No one has mentioned India, but that’s another option.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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bird food bathtub posted:

That's all well and nice but have any of you considered Her Emails, and further, Hunter Biden laptop fake news?

This is indeed the party line.

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1566897479743848451

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://twitter.com/JohnFetterman/status/1567256428825436164



https://www.spreaker.com/user/thebreakfastclub/dr-oz-interview_1

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 11:38 on Sep 7, 2022

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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He defrauded some Trump supporters.

Allegedly.

https://twitter.com/hugolowell/status/1567342311943585792

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/1567523876451614720

This is incredibly stupid and evil even by contemporary standards.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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This thread has more on the ruling.

https://twitter.com/mjs_DC/status/1567536173853151232

I would say “What’s next? Refusing to cover rabies vaccination because you have a belief that people who come into contact with animals are spiritually tainted and should die horrible deaths?”

That doesn’t work as parody because it understates the impact of this ruling.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Soul Dentist posted:

Well then it's guaranteed to eventually pass the SCOTUS, isn't it?

I’d have to ask a Gorsuch whisperer.

It’s the sort of absurd libertarian argument that’s like catnip for that guy, but maybe it’s not his brand of catnip.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1567953261021339648

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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He’s the deputy czar, but Biden should promote him and move Fenton to the COVID chair.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Old Boot posted:

Sure seems like we're doing out best to Not.

Best thing to do is start urging anyone under 20, maybe even under 30, to check their vaccination status. I forget when it stopped being compulsory but, currently, it's not.

People immunized before 2000 got the oral polio vaccine (OPV), which has a higher rate of complications but is also more protective (versus the inactivated polio vaccine, IPV).

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Mr. Nice! posted:

They were saying the difference between 9.6kbps and 56kbps is 33.6. That's not right, though, cause the halfway point between 9600 and 56000 is 32800.

The halfway point is √(56000⁄9600) × 9600 ≈ 23186. :colbert:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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A sitting president has never had reason to fly with the Coast Guard, but the call sign “Coast Guard Two” was activated for Biden in 2009.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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There used to be a presidential railcar, the Ferdinand Magellan.

Truman is standing on its rear platform in the iconic “DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN” photograph.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Throwback Sunday

https://i.imgur.com/mhq9OWH.mp4

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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CBJSprague24 posted:

Supposedly, whatever it was saw him board the plane in golf cleats.

Is that that weird if you have a private plane? Surely he’s got a wardrobe somewhere on that 757.

facialimpediment posted:

Today I learned that there are auto-abort functions inside some space capsule / rocket thingies that can stop some launches in progress.

Like, about launch escape systems in general, or about automatic control thereof?

Notable launch abort incidents include:

Mercury–Redstone 1, the “Four Inch Flight”

A-003 which was, confusingly, the fourth test of Apollo’s LES. An abort was scheduled, but this one took place early when the rocket malfunctioned for real.

Soyuz 7K-ST No.16L. This one wasn’t at test at all. LES saved three cosmonauts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bDJGZQsuhU

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1568989797615542273https://twitter.com/AlanThornton69/status/1568993904476684288

CBJSprague24 posted:

He was shown getting off of a Citation. Last I knew, the 757 was down at least one engine.

:lol:

Has it been out of commission this entire time and I only just noticed?

Banning that guy from Twitter did wonders.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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I knew that it wasn’t ready to go when he left office but assumed he had it fixed in the span of almost two years.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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BJ variant: sponsored by WIRED

https://twitter.com/WIRED/status/1569281089486585857

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Patriots having a normal one:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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How is air pressure in plastic being described as a “detonation”?

This isn’t, like, a tank for SCUBA that can take a couple hundred atmospheres.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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That infamous meme photo makes a guest appearance. :allears:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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I thought that judges really hated to be overturned.

Maybe these judges would benefit from some CBT.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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“Mother, may we have NATO?”

“We have NATO at home.”

NATO at home:

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