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projecthalaxy posted:https://twitter.com/BrandyZadrozny/...ingawful.com%2F He is going to go the Lowtax route of blowing or otherwise burning through all his money and assets so that there will be nothing to collect and then violently repaint one lucky ceiling with the inside contents of his skull to escape any and all responsibility for it.
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Freakazoid_ posted:It's kinda sad, the only real historical record of the Ballard area are from Almost Live skits. And with good reason too...
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Oct 16, 2022 02:24
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Youth Decay posted:When does the re-Trumpening of Twitter happen? Sure was a nice time without him for a while. 
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Oct 28, 2022 02:28
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Again, it's absolutely nutty to think that this all happened because Musk was mad that his spacey elf girlfriend left him for a trans woman and the unfunny transphobic satire account he was following to cope with that got banned, so put Telsa on the roulette wheel in order to buy all of Twitter in order to personally turn the transphobia tap back on. Like I said months ago, I hope Twitter and Elonk mutually destroy one another, and fast.
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Oct 28, 2022 05:21
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Kaboobi posted:Here's a thread that's exactly what you expect: Love that "being mad about The Last Jedi" is now one of the most surefire indicators of potentially being a violent right wing psychopath there is. Holy poo poo.
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Oct 28, 2022 23:02
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I AM GRANDO posted:Was it ever definitively proven? Wiki just says he was attacked by two guys who knew him who had a check for $3500 from him, but the article title calls it a hoax: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jussie_Smollett_hate_crime_hoax A judge and/or jury decided it was, but given the US Justice System's long rear end history of whiffing cases involving black people, it's literally a "well, what do YOU think?" matter. There was enough legitimate evidence in both direction and it was a hard call to make because both Smollett and the Chicago PD as an entity were equally massive lying pieces of poo poo.
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Oct 29, 2022 02:34
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Staluigi posted:Smollet hosed up his fake crime bullshit so bad that I still gotta hear about that fuckhead every time the right needs a lazy whatabout about political violence or hate crimes It was a watershed case for chuds being able to discredit legitimate hate crimes because the victim was a dirty scumbag himself, like how they used Amber Heard to destroy the Me Too movement and how they're going to use Helena Taylor and the ongoing fallout from the Bayonetta 3 pay dispute debacle to smother any further pushes for fair compensation for video game voice over work (and fair treatment of people in the video game industry across the board while we're at it).
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Oct 29, 2022 08:33
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Bugsy posted:They all are failures because there aren’t any libs to own in any of the echo chambers. That’s why the chuds always come back to twitter no matter how many times their accounts get banned, because if there isn’t any libs getting owned it isn’t any fun for them. Also all the fetish porn they get flooded with by trolls who use their lax moderation ethos against them 
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Oct 31, 2022 09:28
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Sodomy Hussein posted:Years of ad revenue will entirely come from a resume-writing service, and uh, a WinAmp TV channel or something If folks like Seraph84 and avshalom are any indication, there's an absolute bangzillion crazy as rear end motherfuckers out there who will repeatedly pour their own and several family members' entire paychecks into lovely websites purely for the dopamine hit of hitting that  button, even if they only get to do it once before they get banned again and reach for the nearest available credit card to start the cycle again.Musk is sitting on a whale goldmine and he's too loving stupid to realize it. Because he's an idiot.
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Nov 2, 2022 04:35
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Professor Beetus posted:tbh we should be paying avshalom for the privilege of seeing their posts. I mean yes, but also she has a serious problem 
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Nov 2, 2022 04:41
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:Musk moving rapidly to cut costs and raise more money from Twitter. And here I thought David Zaslav and Warner Bros. was going to claim the crown of "Quickest, most disastrous series of business decisions of 2022", but here comes Elon Musk hot on Zaslav's heels with a pair of rocket boots manufactured by his Tesla staff who've assured him they're completely saf--OH NO THEY EXPLODED!
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Nov 3, 2022 02:24
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Shooting Blanks posted:It's worth remembering that the initial announcement was that he was going to fire 75% of Twitter's workforce, but that got walked back pretty quickly. I think we're still in "Musk doesn't have a plan" mode and is just throwing poo poo at the wall until something sticks. Unfortunately (or fortunately) "Musk doesn't have a plan" mode is a permanent state when it comes to Elon Musk. This is the man who once said "I will put a human on Mars in 10 years" 11 years ago, after all...
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Nov 3, 2022 05:46
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Blind Rasputin posted:Is it all a ploy just to coerce everyone to migrate Truth Social? Is that the reason Trump says he’s staying on there? No one who's not already an Nth level chud is ever going to migrate to Truther, by choice or by force. People would just strait up stop participating if that was the only game in town. Like how a whole swath of NSFW artists and content creators just packed it in after Tumblr outlawed porn rather than migrate over to Twitter or elsewhere. And Musk is too much of a wildcard mercenary to ever possible collude with anyone at a task as monumental as destroying Twitter from the inside to soothe Donald Trump's eternally bruised ego. You honestly think Elon Musk is the type of person who'd ever take orders from another human being, particularly a human being shaped glob of cellulite like Donald Trump? I think if there's any sort of detectable user bleed from Musk's ADHD "help me, how do I run business?" antics, Jack Dorsey is going to rush whatever the gently caress Bluesky is out the door to act as a sponge to try and soak as much of it up as possible at Elonk's expense. nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 07:15 on Nov 3, 2022 |
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evilweasel posted:going back to more happy topics: Maybe he can take a page out of Warner Bros. book and find a way to ban like 2 million accounts all at once and try to call it a tax write off.
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Nov 3, 2022 23:36
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Found this today just randomly re: Elonk and it made me lol https://twitter.com/fyrescotch/status/1588314179320287233 https://twitter.com/Ballaban/status/1533208531670863872 He mocked a classmate in school whose father had recently committed suicide and the kid pushed him down a flight of stairs and landed his rear end in the hospital, and his father (the owner of the apartheid blood emerald mine and the one who impregnated his step-daughter multiple times) went "Ehhh, my son totally deserved it. He's a little poo poo."
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Nov 4, 2022 18:18
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No Safe Word posted:It's fake I'll have you know that that no longer matters on Twitter, so gently caress you, it's as real as you want it to be now baby  Elon Musk spent $44 billion to sit around and plagiarize Trump parody accounts for content, spread the word far.
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Nov 4, 2022 21:19
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:Seems like picking 50% as an arbitrary number and then making 3,700 decisions in a week wasn't a smart move. Apropos of absolutely nothing, we're just two days shy of the one year anniversary of Lowtax's suicide after he spitefully spent himself into insolvency in order to screw over his ex-wives and multiple children. Not that I'm implying Elon would do anything as loathsome as run a comedy website.
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Nov 7, 2022 18:03
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Sephyr posted:Great, now I'm a member of TWO dead comedy sites? Thiel, like his old friend Elon, only goes after things that hurt his fee fees. Did someone or something nebulously tied to Steam recently say that Peter Thiel was a literal vampire who harvests and imbibes van loads of children and teenagers' blood in order to gain eternal youth? Because the way you get a literal vampirish ghoul like Thiel to come after you is to publicly insult him enough that he dedicates his life to destroying you, like he did to Gawker.
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Nov 7, 2022 18:45
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Madkal posted:Yea this is probably just to get more than usual amount of people to watch his bullshit rally expecting something. Basically giving him free air time just like what happened in 2015. Speculation has it that Trump is going to be indicted or charged with something by the DOJ as soon as Wednesday. He still thinks declaring he's running for president again throws up a magical invincibility shield around him and he can't be charged with anything while he's a declared candidate and/or president once again. So that's why he's probably in a hurry to announce it tonight, if he's gonna, because it will be drowned out in noise tomorrow.
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Nov 7, 2022 21:29
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 to all the D&D posters who craved up that picture and made avatars out of it and then got banned for being shitheads. Lookin' at you, peenwormE: wait, did peenworm get banned? Was he a shithead? The late 00s on SA are a blur to me. nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Nov 8, 2022 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:There's been an outbreak of fake accounts with the new 'Verified badge' posting all sorts of literal fake news. Some of it was sports related stuff, but at least in once case someone tried to impersonate the official Twitter account It begiiiiiiiiiins
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Nov 9, 2022 23:06
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Kalit posted:If this is true, I bet he's pissed that he didn't announce it the eve of election night And you have to wonder, if he'd said he was running on Monday, would that have driven even MORE people out to the polls to vote against all his shitbird candidates or what?
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Youth Decay posted:DeSantis using his weather machine to go after Trump. Is this that "red wave" they're talking about?
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FizFashizzle posted:Alex Jones just ordered to pay another 473 million to Sandy Hook families, breaking on WaPo. u luv 2 c it
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Lemming posted:It's really, really loving funny how abjectly stupid Elon Musk is I had certain expectations going into this debacle, and he had exceeded all of them by lightyears, and it's only, what, Day 6? Not even a week yet? Or has it been longer?
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Nov 11, 2022 02:41
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Charlz Guybon posted:
"Maybe I shouldn't have put crazy fuckers like Kavanaugh and Coney-Barret on the court.... Naaaaaaaah."
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Yvonmukluk posted:Because the owner of the account that tracks his plane refused to sell. There's also an extremely long and hilarious through line that starts with Grimes dumping him for Chelsea Manning and ends with the ever-moving target of where "here" is in his ongoing real life Twitter meltdown, but I'm too tired to explain it. tl;dr: Elonk got mad his elf wife left him for a trans woman so he paid $44 billion dollars to create a transphobia machine and it's currently in the process of devouring his kneecaps somehow.
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Sir Lemming posted:Lol remember this from a few weeks ago... https://twitter.com/rj_gallagher/status/1591147571996921856 Well from the sound of it, Elon could be going to jail for this, so uh...
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Nov 11, 2022 21:22
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Shooting Blanks posted:I'm laughing harder at all the stocks tanking because of the parody accounts on Twitter. You know he's getting calls from various companies asking him what the hell he's doing to control it because their investors are freaking out. This is the thing that tells me Elon is toast no matter what: he messed with other rich people's money and that is the one crime for which there is actual consequences in the world people like Elon Musk live in.
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FlamingLiberal posted:I don't really see what the motivation for Republicans to show up for this would be Yeah, the only reason people were showing up to vote for Walker wasn't because he was an inspiring candidate or because he was going to be a good senator, it was because he was going to make Mitch McConnell Majority Leader again, and that has officially gone kaput. Warnock's voters, conversely, seem like they're fired up to get out again and send him back to DC to be #51.
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haveblue posted:51 would be a huge upgrade considering that you’d only have to turn one of them, not both of them at the same time And Manchin has proven he knows the meaning of the word "Yes" every now and then. A vote for Raphael Warnock is a vote to erase Kyrsten Sinema in everything but physical existence. If I were American and Georgian, I would already be lined up outside the polling place and we've got a loving month left to go yet.
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FlamingLiberal posted:One of them, yes. Sinema is less important at least. We still have to deal with Manchin. Mandela Barnes, Cheri Beasley or Tim Ryan would have been the knockout blow to Manchin, but alas none of them panned out.
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evilweasel posted:She IS getting primaried. It's far too late to change that. The AZ Dems need to run Scott Kelly against her. Give the United States the first twin senators.
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Charlz Guybon posted:Is this something you made up on the spot, or is it actually a reference to something? There's been a long running conspiracy that there's a massive underground complex of nefarious purposes that was built beneath Denver International Airport during it's construction in 1995. The airport is also home to a massive blue horse statue known as the Blue Mustang, which has been nicknamed Blucifer, because, well, it looks like loving THIS 
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PhazonLink posted:I want to be in the timeline where Dark Biden adds a massive erection to Blucifer. Dark Brandon will be added to Blucipher and his erection will be larger than the horse's 
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Eric Cantonese posted:God, do we really have to go through all of this again? Donald Trump 20-Until-Either-You-Or-He-Dies
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So the magic key to ending the inflation crisis is on Hunter Biden's laptop then?
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Rigel posted:https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1593355943907041282 K-Mack: "Today we're going to talking about bringing down gas--" MT McCarthy's pain will be amazing.
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Gerund posted:Bipartisan Speaker of the House is the most poisoned chalice I can imagine. I think this is a plurality realizing that Kevin McCarthy is a spineless turd who has promosed 15 investigations going 24/7 to anyone who will listen to his offers. Someone who tells people no is what they need / want. Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:There is never going to be a compromise Speaker candidate. People will absolutely extract concessions and fall in line. Nobody actually thinks Andy Biggs is going to win the Speakership and Andy Biggs has every incentive in the world to claim that the race isn't decided. We will yearn for the halcyon days of competence that was Paul Ryan's depressing slip-and-slide shitshow of misfires of a speakership.
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rscott posted:I know this is D&D and I will eat the probe if necessary but ahahahahahaha Any mod who probates you for this is a terrible, soulless person. Oh and the probation would be kinda lovely too 
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