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FAT BEAR WEEK IS UPON US! DOWN WITH SCRAWNINESS! https://explore.org/fat-bear-week OMG CUTE COMPETITORS! This year starts on September 29 & 30 with Fat Bear Jr. competition, where we vote for the porkiest little bears. Voting Begins Thursday, September 29th at 9am Pacific / 12pm Eastern. Then it resumes on October 5 - 11, where we vote for the subjectively fattest bear! Will it be Otis, multiple winner? Or Bear Force One (Bear 747), one of the biggest bears recorded? Make your votes known when the time comes! The cubs: https://explore.org/meet-the-bears-fat-bear-junior Last year's bear contestants are here: https://explore.org/meet-the-bears. On October 3, they'll introduce the contestants for this year. I'M PSYCHED! Live Camera Feed: https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bears Otis did one hell of a gain last year (note the dates): Pigsfeet on Rye fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Sep 28, 2022 |
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# ? Sep 30, 2022 01:00 |
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# ? Sep 30, 2022 02:40 |
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They're like little porcupines that turn into X-Men. e: This reminds me of going to the PA Farm Show or (insert any county fair here): "Why are they so fluffy?" Answer: "We gave them a bath" SquirrelyPSU fucked around with this message at 13:10 on Sep 30, 2022 |
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The most wonderful week of the year.
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# ? Oct 1, 2022 03:06 |
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OK, Fat Bear Week begins in earnest tomorrow with our first matchup: 335 vs.164 in one tier, 747 vs. 856 in another one. Get your votes in to get your favorite BearPig into the nest bracket! Memorable anecdote: Otis once ate 42 loving salmon in one sitting! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYovpAQyLik Also: "Few brown bears ever grow as large as the bear who shares an identification number with a jet airplane. When 747 was first identified in 2004, he was a relatively young bear, only a few years old and unable to compete with larger bears for the most preferred fishing locations. Since then, he has become one of the largest brown bears on Earth, perhaps weighing as much as 1,400 pounds (636 kg)." 1400 pounds of muscle. That's not the kind of bear that you tell to stay away from your kayak. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU5cMZymSr0 Pigsfeet on Rye fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Oct 5, 2022 |
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747 reigns from above, none can reach his height or girth e: except for last year’s winner, I guess
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 18:26 |
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Icon Of Sin posted:747 reigns from above, none can reach his height or girth 747 will RISE!
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 18:36 |
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I love Fat Bear Week so much. One peg below the dog thread. Otis is going to glow up. SquirrelyPSU fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Oct 5, 2022 |
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Icon Of Sin posted:747 reigns from above, none can reach his height or girth I think last year was because Otis looked like a skinny horse at the beginning, and he hulked up hugely. 747 was bigger, but the relative bulk seemed less.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 21:23 |
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SquirrelyPSU posted:I love Fat Bear Week so much. One peg below the dog thread. Glow up, grow up, it’s all the same at fat bear week! Otis looked like he had a lot more gains, but I think he started short of 747’s behemoth mass. 747 won so hard the year before that he was still fatter than the other bears, even after hibernation
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 22:39 |
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You know what's so satisfying about bear week? It's true meritocracy. No lies, no corruption, no injustice. Merit. They earned every. single. vote.
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# ? Oct 6, 2022 03:18 |
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909’s yearling put up some impressive gains this year, but 901 is showing his experience! 854-Divot was never a threat to 151-Walker, though.
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# ? Oct 6, 2022 18:31 |
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"Why are you breaking my kayak bear!" Well lady, because you pepper sprayed them in the face, and they were not happy about it.
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# ? Oct 7, 2022 16:41 |
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Dick Trauma posted:Fatbear Week is back! The complete unit-ary body
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# ? Oct 7, 2022 17:54 |
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I love Divot, but Holly is loving CHONK. She's out to avenge her loss last year.
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# ? Oct 7, 2022 18:10 |
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:The complete unit-ary body That bear is an orb
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# ? Oct 7, 2022 22:16 |
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My boy took a serious L I'll see you next year champ. Only Holly (435), Grazer (128), 747 and 901 remain. 747 v. Holly is today.
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 13:34 |
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SquirrelyPSU posted:My boy took a serious L Oof, Otis lost by over 2:1. Crushing defeat by 901’s corpulence, but as long as he makes he through winter he’s a winner in my book 747 and Holly have been just been catastrophically blowing out any and all competitors. Holly didn’t even notice when she brutally demolished 164 by over 10:1. 747 might need to put in some extra reps to take on that level of large, but I’m sure Bear Force One has it in him.
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# ? Oct 9, 2022 14:37 |
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Icon Of Sin posted:Bear Force One Thread title please and thank you e: Rompin and Stompin in my Bear Force One's (sorry I got a bunch of Nikes, I couldn't help it) SquirrelyPSU fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Oct 9, 2022 |
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https://twitter.com/KatmaiNPS/status/1579289664795840515?t=NcsmRC4hr_7oLrMxLN_ZCg&s=19 Let's go, 747. Can't bonk the chonk
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# ? Oct 11, 2022 05:33 |
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Does this make for a fat bear constitutional crisis!?!
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# ? Oct 11, 2022 12:18 |
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No. It's 2+ days old, was handled, and the election integrity has been defended. The old elections were never attacked and remain unsullied.
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# ? Oct 11, 2022 12:28 |
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:No. It's 2+ days old, was handled, and the election integrity has been defended. The old elections were never attacked and remain unsullied. That's good. I'm afraid of what a Jan 6th equivalent would look like with fat bears...
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# ? Oct 11, 2022 13:12 |
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ASAPI posted:That's good. Are you saying you couldn’t bear to see it?
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# ? Oct 11, 2022 13:17 |
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Man, we've got some serious tonnage of bear flesh this year! Voting starts at noon ET, vote for the fattest!
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# ? Oct 11, 2022 15:27 |
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ASAPI posted:That's good. I doubt the bears could get through a standard door! They would just mill around outside, search for food, and be photogenic as gently caress.
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# ? Oct 11, 2022 15:28 |
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Today’s the big day! The champion of chonk, a corpulent king, Bear Force One himself, 747! vs no-name-to-big-gains, the princess of excess, bastion of bulk, 901! Everyone gets a looooong nap after a hard season of big gains, so they’re all winners regardless!
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# ? Oct 11, 2022 17:34 |
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Icon Of Sin posted:Today’s the big day! The champion of chonk, a corpulent king, Bear Force One himself, 747! I swear 747's bracket was rigged to be harder. This is worse than NFC v AFC.
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# ? Oct 11, 2022 17:41 |
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Get your votes in, things are running fairly close!
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# ? Oct 11, 2022 18:40 |
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I can’t decide! 747 is the bigger chonk, but 901 had better gains. They’re both awesome!
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# ? Oct 11, 2022 20:14 |
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747 is giving Bearforce1 some serious competition in cuddability https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
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# ? Oct 11, 2022 20:21 |
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Problematic Soup posted:I can’t decide! 747 is the bigger chonk, but 901 had better gains. They’re both awesome! Yeah, 901 had huge gains, like Otis did last year, but 747 is just a n absolutely mammoth beast.
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# ? Oct 11, 2022 21:35 |
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Bear Force One rules from on high, once again 😎
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# ? Oct 12, 2022 02:09 |
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Found on Instagram:
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# ? Oct 12, 2022 16:48 |
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Icon Of Sin posted:Found on Instagram: This is making me laugh way more than it should.
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# ? Oct 12, 2022 17:48 |
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ASAPI posted:This is making me laugh way more than it should. The “#1 CHONK” trophy is killing me
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# ? Oct 12, 2022 19:13 |
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Icon Of Sin posted:Found on Instagram: His Royal Rotundity has triumphed!
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It was a good week, as always. Time to sleep for another year.
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