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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


also excited and I’m just not sure what to name the dog but I sure hope he is sweet and nice and also I hope I am not a disastrous dog parent I grew up with dogs but really in hindsight my mom did all the work and I’m not sure I really have any idea how to raise a puppy and I am worried that any failings in the dog willl be reflections of my own failings as a person

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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Please advise


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Remember to pack it a lunch when you send it off to school.

w4ddl3d33

BIKE HARDER, YOUNG BLOOD
you will be okay. every good parent starts somewhere

Robot Made of Meat

Start early with picking it up, pushing it over, taking food and treats away (and giving them back).

I know that sounds unkind, but a grown dog that has never had these things happen will be very resistant to them. So, if the dog one day decides to eat something dangerous and you need to take it away, you're less likely to get bit if the dog is used to that sort of thing. If you need to brush them or get a tick off of them, it's good if they're used to being pushed over or picked up.


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Nosfereefer

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i think puppies are neat, but i don't know alot about raising them

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Ass-penny

Nosfereefer posted:

i think puppies are neat, but i don't know alot about raising them

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
buy some puppy pads OP. the first thing 2 teach a pup is that's it's not ok to potty indoors. this can take a year or two depending on the breed

Heather Papps

hello friend


buy a shoe rack that lifts them up so they can't be snatched and destroyed by needle sharp pupper teeth



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Twenty Four



Don't leave it in the oven too long. I'm going for lowest common denominator advice right now, but I am really tired.

w4ddl3d33

BIKE HARDER, YOUNG BLOOD
can i see the puppey

Robot Made of Meat

Puppy is in the Hello, Welcome, etc. thread.

Spoiler: She's cute as can be!

And my suggestion for a name would be "Berry." because the first picture somehow reminded me of a capybara.

Robot Made of Meat fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Oct 16, 2022


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w4ddl3d33

BIKE HARDER, YOUNG BLOOD
that is a fantastic buppy and i think she should be named apricot

Saoshyant

:hmmorks: :orks:


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

hello friends i just got a wee pup of undetermined name






awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot

Shifty Nipples

i love dogs so much


Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


the puppy is a boy and i am havin a hard time with a name.

I was thinkin Pickwick which I am sure he would grow into but it doesn't seem very 'adorable puppy'


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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


I keep calling him 'friend' and so I've been thinking i'll name him after some famous quaker


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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


'darby' could be cute after Abraham Darby


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Saoshyant

:hmmorks: :orks:


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I keep calling him 'friend' and so I've been thinking i'll name him after some famous quaker

Bud after the great Bud Spencer



awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot

xcheopis


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I keep calling him 'friend' and so I've been thinking i'll name him after some famous quaker

Woolman

xcheopis


NOT Nixon!!!!!!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
I think Darby is a good name OP.

Robot Made of Meat

Shifty Nipples posted:

i love dogs so much


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Shifty Nipples

Areola Grande posted:

I think Darby is a good name OP.


Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Areola Grande posted:

I think Darby is a good name OP.

before u decide the name u should decide whether or not ur ok with dogs having ppl names. personally I prefer made up non human names for a doggy.

anyways Darby is a man's name so think it over first is all I'm sayin :tipshat:





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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Areola Grande posted:

before u decide the name u should decide whether or not ur ok with dogs having ppl names. personally I prefer made up non human names for a doggy.

anyways Darby is a man's name so think it over first is all I'm sayin :tipshat:

Yah I like dogs having people names, but obscure people names. And also there are people named bosco!!


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Saoshyant

:hmmorks: :orks:


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

And also there are people named bosco!!

Do not buy anything from his store. That man is shoddy as hell!

His store has a great theme song, though!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n1tfIiAxPQ



awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Yah I like dogs having people names, but obscure people names. And also there are people named bosco!!

I didn't name him but I bet ur right!!!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Saoshyant posted:

Do not buy anything from his store. That man is shoddy as hell!

His store has a great theme song, though!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n1tfIiAxPQ

jazz owns

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
is he sleeping w/ u on the couch 2nite or what OP

:jerky:





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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Areola Grande posted:

is he sleeping w/ u on the couch 2nite or what OP

:jerky:
No

he did pretty good at sleeping in his crate and I think he is going to be a pretty good boy!


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Nosfereefer

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call him after yourself, so that you and your dog have matching names

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Heather Papps

hello friend


Nosfereefer posted:

call him after yourself, so that you and your dog have matching names

this is is a fantastic idea i can not believe i have ever heard of or considered before. when i get my eventual puppy someday i think i just figured out it's name.



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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
I could use a puppy update





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Saoshyant

:hmmorks: :orks:


Areola Grande posted:

I could use a puppy update

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

alright i finally decided what to name this creature:


and it is abraham darby the elder, AKA Darby

as you can see he is frustrated by sticks and wood and the process of turning it into charcoal to smelt iron, so he is getting ready to figure out how to coke coal and use it to smelt the iron instead



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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Areola Grande posted:

I could use a puppy update

Sorry I keep forgetting where to post puppy updates. Current status is he fell asleep on my feet while I was standing at the kitchen sink


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xcheopis


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Sorry I keep forgetting where to post puppy updates. Current status is he fell asleep on my feet while I was standing at the kitchen sink

Little fellow just plumb tuckered out

Heather Papps

hello friend


one of the many really good things about baby humans and animals is this refusal to admit they are tired till they are passing out standing up. i love it. it's the best, melts my heart, makes me want a big house filled with new life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQEjWesPINo



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
I read somewhere that there is a dog breed which was bred specifically to keep ppls' feet warm while they sleep

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xcheopis


Heather Papps posted:

one of the many really good things about baby humans and animals is this refusal to admit they are tired till they are passing out standing up. i love it. it's the best, melts my heart, makes me want a big house filled with new life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQEjWesPINo

I loved watching over babby kittens because they would start EPIC BATTLE MODE with a litter mate and then fall asleep mid-pounce. One of those things where you have to leave the room before you die of the adorable.

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