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midterm predictions
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blue wave 61 10.57%
red wave 65 11.27%
stalemate 92 15.94%
goku 359 62.22%
Total: 459 votes
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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

a.lo posted:

time for no nut november. let's do it goons

gently caress no

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

why can't I stop loving farting jfc

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


pork chops

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

sinnesloeschen posted:

shld be illegal to post luntz

his skillet became irrelevant when the GOP went all in on blatant lying without and clever spin

edit: skillset lol

Spergin Morlock has issued a correction as of 10:34 on Nov 2, 2022

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

for some reason I never thought about Turkish kebab stands existing in Vietnam but of course they do

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


look how clean that dude's shirt and overalls are. he's not a loving farmer he's the uncle of some dude in the campaign lol

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Daniel Dales Dick posted:

Bernie Porn says Turdo loses by 11. The Prop 3 abortion referendum is polling 65-35 so Bernie’s margin could be conservative for all anyone knows. MIGOP probably threw the statewide elections away by nominating freaks.

https://twitter.com/umichvoter/status/1588135149174071296?s=46&t=8LjmVb1n6xU5rt7KhNObVg

Tooter, dick's in

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


trump clearly has a thing for women who have the "90s porn actress" look

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


hah i just remember scalia is dead and rotting in the ground. thanks!

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


getting real "future murder/suicide" vibes from this guy

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


dude was an exotic car salesman lmao

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

A Bakers Cousin posted:

What is with these British weirdos and their nannys

its probably the only time in their life that they felt loved

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Lpzie 2 posted:

Dixon J. Turdor

Turgid Dickspin

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Koirhor posted:

when circuit city had a mass layoff I think the people found out if they a tissue box in their cubicle

lol. remember when management changed and the geniuses decided that all of the higher paid sales reps had to go to save money, and replaced them all with $8/hr drones. then they were shocked when sales tanked and customers started complaining that the sales people didn't know what the gently caress they were talking about

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

bebop esq posted:

one of my ferrets got into the dvd/vcr combo and pissed all over inside it

ferrets are fun but they smell horrible. i liked when i had a neighbor who had a couple, and I could play with them but not have to clean up after them

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


this guy is awesome. he has 7 octaves of range

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-qZD6XHVCA

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Glumwheels posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1588296418548072449

Imagine if he tried to do that today what republicans would say

a few years ago when the movie about him was in theaters I mentioned having seen it to a chud coworker who immediately launched into a tirade about how he was probably gay and that by telling kids they're ok just how they are it was preventing them from building character through hardship.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

just learned Scott Manley is a goon lol

https://twitter.com/DJSnM/status/1588396126318710784

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

A Bakers Cousin posted:

Ah the good old days of parsing trump messages of pure insanity

dont be sad that its over. be happy it happened

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Buddykins posted:

what about Hollywood Video you fuckers

I owed them $75 for late fees before they went out of business. I miss the smell there. there's something satisfying about physically pawing through movies to decide which to watch. I used to dream about what is now my Plex server, now apparently I just want to smell popcorn and the deodorant powder poo poo they use on the floor before watching a movie. lol

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

lol if Dems keep both chambers

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


which one is the real eye he can see out of?

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Plinkey posted:

if anyone else remember the Rove meltdown in 2012 it was truly amazing content

https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1590213633849425924

I remember jester claiming his minions found a backdoor in OHs voting software and patched it so the GOP couldn't steal the election, and rove thought the fix was in, but then they lost. I doubt it's true but it is funny

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

wow, Twitter is not running well right now lol

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

if the GOP takes the house I bet trump immediately demands to be made speaker

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

a.lo posted:

Did Beto win?

what does your heart tell you?

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

The Chairman posted:

thinking about all the reasons that might've contributed
  • dems still energized over abortion and women's rights and january 6
  • republicans tuning out because they don't trust elections to be legitimate any more
  • independents flirting with voting GOP but getting spooked at the last minute by Trump popping up this weekend teasing a 2024 run
  • republicans pledging to only vote in person on election day to not legitimize early voting, and then not showing up
  • trump siphoning off millions of dollars from other campaigns through phony fundraising pitches
  • some really dogshit GOP candidates running in races where a generic republican would've cleaned up by 10 points
  • the GOP being handed the shittiest economy since 2008 and choosing to focus on litter boxes in middle school bathrooms instead

Rick Scott embezzling a bunch of Mitch's PAC money lol

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

CODChimera posted:

Lake losing is funnier i think

also less damaging. a governor's seat versus a house seat

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Glumwheels posted:

Imagine spending $44 billion to show the world how dumb you are on a daily basis and get owned in your own platform

I'm really going to laugh when it ends up toppling his whole house of cards

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Filthy Hans posted:

oh look everyone, it's the Pun Inspector



imagine having those dead eyes staring at you as he holds a gun to your forehead

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Virgil Vox posted:

wtf is going on in az? the sup of Ed even flipped lmao

Horne held that office in the past and sucked. people just didn't want him back

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


kinda funny how the same genes that make women really attractive make men so... not

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

I tried making gyoza dumplings today and they turned out pretty good.



Now I've got like 40 of them in the freezer.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Trillhouse posted:

yes. Phoenix has a ton of shooting ranges, from publicly owned outdoor ranges, to private, exclusive "luxury" indoor ranges that cost $5k to join + $200 a month.

blake would know this if he actually shot guns or went outside or did anything other than blogging and subsisting on peter theil semen.

apparently usery pass shooting range is now called 'Rio Salado Sportsman's Club' lmao

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Inspector Hound posted:

Dosage for commercial edibles is notoriously unreliable, a candy bar labeled "5mg" could easily swing between 0mg and the lawless infinite

/laughs in RSO

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Foo Diddley posted:

you never heard of baba ram dass before? he was one of the old time acid gurus, hung out with tim leary and poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcpwWzLbq2k

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


lol that tulsi chose 2022 for her right wing heel turn, to irrelevance

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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Inspector Hound posted:

When people tell me this is decarbed already I do not believe them, is it really orally active right out of the store?

yes. i can make a $12 tube last 2 weeks too. its the most $ saving THC item i've ever discovered

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