the Curse of the Sphinks

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Shifty Nipples

not a sheep but whatever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbNBAsLWF7o

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# ¿ Nov 5, 2022 04:13

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 04:48

Shifty Nipples

weedle because weed

koffing because smoking weed

charizard to set the weed on fire to smoke it

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# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 03:55

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Sherbert Hoover posted:

drat...

alnilam posted:

Great jorb

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# ¿ Nov 16, 2022 18:12

Shifty Nipples

"iambic pentameter" is one of those things I remember but never remember what it means or refers to lol

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# ¿ Nov 17, 2022 18:09

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Viginti Septem posted:

Five sets of unstressed/STRESSED words or syllables (tick-TOCK) pattern per line. The tick-TOCK is the iambic foot. Five sets of those is the pentameter.

Holy poo poo I had never thought of "pentameter" as penta-meter woah

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# ¿ Nov 17, 2022 19:38

Shifty Nipples

oh so that's what the comment about all the threads talking about Manifisto's av was about

it certainly is an avatar

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# ¿ Nov 18, 2022 20:32

Shifty Nipples

something that doesn't have any feet?

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# ¿ Nov 21, 2022 23:20

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Prof. Crocodile posted:

Shifty Nipples posted:

reeeeeeeee buhdup... buhdup

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# ¿ Nov 27, 2022 04:19

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tutankhalmond posted:

Don't make eye contact. We don't have to deal with him if we just ignore that he is there. Just take a deep breath and solve another infinity puzzle!

Whoah whoah whoah folks, we don't need to do that. Maybe just sit this one out. The Sphinks had enough laughter yesterday with all sacrilegious chin tickling.

hah that's pretty clever having nut stuck in there in such a way that they are set free by december

the way the legs flail into frame makes me lol, i never really watched Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

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# ¿ Nov 29, 2022 22:26

Shifty Nipples

hey i posted a funny too damnit, it may have been low effort but it was funny i demand to speak to the manager or whatever

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# ¿ Nov 30, 2022 18:28

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tutankhalmond posted:

We were tricked into thinking your animated image (which I first thought was magic) was a "sig", a phenomenon local to here. It's like you had a riddle for us and we failed. You did it. You double won.

Everyone please stop destroying a timeless piece of my history I will never be the same after seeing it get gape stretched.

Hah I thought that might have been what happened, nbd it's cool.

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# ¿ Dec 1, 2022 02:27

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Heather Papps posted:

"woop woop that's the sound of the beast
woop woop that's the sound of the po-lice"

Viginti Septem posted:

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# ¿ Dec 1, 2022 02:28

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alnilam posted:

[bill nye chanting voice] nut! nut! nut! nut! *Guitar riff* Posting rules

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# ¿ Dec 1, 2022 18:06

Shifty Nipples

great jorb

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# ¿ Dec 1, 2022 19:40

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Sherbert Hoover posted:

I hope you get cheap lettuce again soon, but i have always wondered how it was so cheap in the first place considering all the time, resources, and labor it takes to grow, pick, clean, ship, etc.

it is kind of funny to think about cheap produce in the winter (in the northern hemisphere)

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# ¿ Dec 2, 2022 06:28

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 04:48

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Heather Papps posted:

this is not a joke my grandfather used to get an orange as a christmas present when he was young, and he was ecstatic about it. ate a banana with his cereal every day i knew him till he died cause he couldn't get over being able to have a banana every day.

I still get mandarin oranges in my christmas stocking

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# ¿ Dec 2, 2022 07:25

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