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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


DJExile posted:

Torts just called Chuck and the front office the gently caress out lmao


https://twitter.com/thelibertyyell/status/1598399074008530946?s=46&t=eeVzroLqYXxlIVFBZo1Z6g

It’s not a true hockey season unless Torts is coaching a team.

:allears:

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Spelling Mitsake posted:

I'm fine with the Caps mortgaging their future to keep watching Ovi sock dingers. And I think Caps fans are too.

Yup, but they should move Carlson if there’s a buyer. That bloated contract has to come off the books cause his value is just going to get worse.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


grack posted:

Bruce Boudreau looks like he's trying to get himself fired and I don't blame him one bit.

He wants to come back to the Caps local broadcast team and be there for all of Ovi’s milestones.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


It’s time to drag out the classic:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rQyEJpPSLdQ

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Torts hooked us with a second goalie pull so Ovi could get two empty netters.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Backstrom is getting in, no question.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Mr. Kite posted:

I've said before, I hope OV loads up on ENGs to make up for all the games he's missed because of lockouts/covid.

That said, is there a count of all-time non-ENGs?

Gretzky owns the ENG record of 56 I think they said during the game last night. So subtract that from his 894. Ovi now has 51 ENGs.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



If by Alpha Male you actually mean piece of poo poo, then yes, I agree.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Coaches continue to hook the Caps with extra pulled goalies and Ovi pots another ENG.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Chad Sexington posted:

Ovi will only score engs from now on

Don’t give a gently caress either. Winnipeg sucks though for not pulling their goalie a second time, get with the loving program.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




Gonna take over number two in the next 5-8 games if I had to guess. Here’s the schedule:



Hope it happens at home, gonna be an insane experience if you’re lucky to have tickets.

Cartoon Man fucked around with this message at 14:44 on Dec 12, 2022

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Is there anybody in the league more accurate than Ovi at hitting an ENG? He’s probably the best and I agree with the statement that it likely throws off the 6 on 5 offense as they have to account for him at all times.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Some don’t like him scoring them all the time…

https://twitter.com/mikemcintyrewpg/status/1602128404643549184?s=20&t=mHDUQo1a7Gr3EYgTQPowjg

Cartoon Man fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Dec 12, 2022

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



He dead?! :stare:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Behold, your NHL first star of the week, Caps backup goalie Charlie Lindgren!



That may also be a 70’s porn star, I’m not sure!


https://twitter.com/Capitals/status/1602370989500907558?s=20&t=L_SiRyazxURMBRf6nyymCg

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


They’ll be the annual Presidents trophy winning team that flames out in the first round.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


If they were static I wouldn’t care but when they’re animated it loving sucks rear end.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://youtu.be/6r2dUuRsPrI

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Eric the Mauve posted:

Hey remember when CAS wanted Laviolette fired and the Caps to trade away everything not nailed down, way back like 2 weeks ago

Lol we all said the same thing about Trotz the year we won the Cup, we’re just trying to recapture that same magic!
:shepface:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Can we stick a fork in Philly and Columbus yet?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


RMNB with the charts. Some of these lists aren’t complete cause it’s too long, like he’s scored on 165 freaking goalies over the years…















Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


We don’t talk about the Oatese.cx years…

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://youtu.be/TU2y-t9-u1U

All 800 goals if you have 15 minutes of time. That’s a goal every 1.16 seconds.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


eXXon posted:

Buddy, there's a Cael in the WHL:

https://mobile.twitter.com/adamzherman/status/728317545460174849

That's a couple of Kale's short of a salad :rimshot:

If Kash’s middle name ain’t Money why even bother naming your kid that?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Good Caps win.

Samsonov looked like Samsonov.

TJ Oshie’s body failed him and he’s out injured once again…

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://twitter.com/TicTacTOmar/status/1604286093112868867?s=20&t=rb7OFAj7HQA4j-jjRgWFaQ

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Everytime Ovi’s on the cusp of a big milestone it always takes forever. Wait till he gets it and then the refs call it back on an offsides challenge, cause that should be up next.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Ginette Reno posted:

Metro is a god damned bloodbath.

Every year.

Don’t count out the Caps yet, they got something going.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Paracaidas posted:

Pretty easy to evade with Oakleys

I’d be ok with banning everyone that wears Oakleys.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Nother night, nother record broken.



Disclaimer though:


https://twitter.com/CapitalsPR/status/1606112182923427840?s=20&t=GMofGBFULquvqt8Hmf7Ucg

Cartoon Man fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Dec 23, 2022

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Is Ron Tugnutt the hockey playing cousin of baseball legend Bobson Dugnutt?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


He tried to give the ENG to Kuzy and Kuzy gave it back.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Jamwad Hilder posted:

Ovie is going to score 900 before he's done I bet

Why stop there.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


CBJSprague24 posted:

Struggling to find it right now but Bucci had a tweet recently that said something like if he keeps on his current pace, he would be able to pass Wayne sometime in December 2025.

You mean 2024. Figure at least another 20 or more this season, that probably gets him close to 830ish. 40 next season is around 870. 2024-2025 season is the one he’ll get it done. Maybe.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


fartknocker posted:

Needs to get to 975



I mean when he’s done with the NHL, he’ll probably go back to the KHL and close out his career with a season or two at 45.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


John Carlson left a poo poo ton of blood on the ice tonight.

https://twitter.com/GinoHard_/status/1606471486969085953

https://twitter.com/Dylan__Cope/status/1606470646808166401

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://twitter.com/Capitals/status/1606484819059146753

https://youtu.be/VQbIqz723h4

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



https://twitter.com/VogsCaps/status/1606492149264125952?s=20&t=ayx_03o7x0xWDBBbrOm1cg

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