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Jun 20, 2008

poop
If the removal of four Victorian level crossings means more Australians/Victorians/Melbournians then it is the shittiest xmas ever.

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Jun 20, 2008

poop
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-12-06/qld-scott-morrison-robodebt-scheme-royal-commission-response/101740406

The gift that keeps giving.

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Jun 20, 2008

poop
Brittany Higgins case is effectively becoming a rapists charter. Deny, Dely, Obfiscate and drive the victimn into hiding. I previously asserted that the main way to judge this government would be what they did towards dismantaling the toxic shark tank that is Home Affairs. The whole organisation reeks of cronism and bull boy culture.

Crypto currrency is not fit for purpose:

https://news.climate.columbia.edu/2022/05/04/cryptocurrency-energy/

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Jun 20, 2008

poop

Animal Friend posted:

Does he have a grid?

Does a Koala poo poo in the bushes?

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
Good.

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Jun 20, 2008

poop
This is more words on the subject than I thought I would ever write but here we go.

The many people who have opted out have, on the whole, done so because we live in an increasingly authoritarian oligarchic state. Some people dislike authoritarianism more than others. I live as far away from the rest of you worthless compliant drones as I possibly can because, we as a society, seem to tacitally allow this sort of bullshit to continue. Some people who have opted out just take any aspect of society demanding they comply (eg mandatory vaxination) as fundamentally abhorent. I personally believe in evidence based medicine and evidence based every thing else, but that takes a level of engagement that many of the people who have opted out are not willing to involve themselves in. I call them "Hippie foo foo".

tl;dr - "cookers" are a symptom, not the problem.

And not too far from this:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-01-11/icac-report-daryl-maguire-gladys-berejiklian-delayed/101844426

There is no way this report is being delayed due to anything to do with "complexities". It has straight up been sandbagged and the (Yes this is actually the case) loving outsourced resource that was put on to do the job has been entirely responsible for continuing the delay. It should have been released at least six months ago. Informed sources say that there is no reason even starting today it couldn't be released within a fortnight. Even then it would be too late for an informed debate to be prosecuted before the effective start of the election.

No wonder people don't trust government.

And as an aside although Pell should be condemend for all the peddo mess he was also the establishment's stalking horse for all kinds of abhorent LBQTIA+ prejudices. gently caress that idiot.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
Just a quick reminder that one of the promised quid pro quos for the introduction of the GST was the abolishion of State Stamp Duty. Lol.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

the convoy to canberra twitch streams were fantastic entertainment. It's a shame they don't do it every year.
It was like its own fringe festive. Only with the actual fringe self owning.

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Jun 20, 2008

poop

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

You're the voice, try and understand it
When is Farnsey's next farewell tour scheduled?

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

hambeet posted:

Robots are workers too

Not unless you can tell me what their union is.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
So dissapointed nobody came up with Corpore Metal

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Jun 20, 2008

poop

Laserface posted:

A 50k interest free loan to upgrade a small venues machines to the latest models so they are compliant is basically a grant to the club to install the latest and greatest skinner boxes.

Every machine is cashless ready if it isn't cashless already. They have been in clubs for years.


And the 50k grant for "entertainment alternatives" is going to go towards hosting events like Melbourne cup and grand final instead of live music and artists/infrastructure supporting those things.

I worked in ops for a small* clubsNSW club for three years and they had plenty of fancy ways of taking grants like that and turning into events and rewards for high rollers.

*small classification includes clubs with up to 180 gaming machines.
In fairness 50,000 divided by 180 doesn't leave much on the table.

In funnier news despite the clubsnsw ceo being sacked for suggesting it, Perrottet has told 7:30, upon reflection, he is completely driven by his Catholic faith.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
I'm sure Meg will be pleased.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
I didn't realize someone here was in the market for a huge quantity of rats!

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

hambeet posted:

Lol how fragile to have made a page dedicated to defend their biggest failure.


At least they appear to take ownership of forcing the Gillard government to a politically unpalatable carbon tax that contributed to the success of the Tony Abbott opposition at the next federal election.

The same Tony Abbott they supported to block the CPRS back in 2009.

Good on them.
Has a strong whiff of:

https://www.afr.com/politics/federal/a-good-thing-for-the-country-meg-lees-on-the-gst-20-years-later-20200626-p556ho

Labor is frightened of their electoral future in many seats that have a strong fossil (fuel) sector. They seem determined to ignore the huge groundswell in the broader electorate in the hopes of shoring up these handful of 'crucial' marginals.

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Jun 20, 2008

poop
Long suffering posters and lurkers may recall taht one of the benchmarks that would herald how lovely this government may be was what happenned at HAD.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-02-27/national-cyber-office-to-be-established-in-wake-of-optus-hack/102026156

Doesn't inspire confidence.

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Jun 20, 2008

poop

hambeet posted:

"decorum!" shouts the man chained to a tree.
It's generally a woman, but OK.

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Jun 20, 2008

poop

Recoome posted:

hahaha holy poo poo
I think you actually meant to say "Allah Akbar!".

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
Who cares what Kyle Sandilands, Meghan Trainor, Amy Shark and Harry Connick Jr. think anyway?

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Jun 20, 2008

poop
Based on my understanding of general public opinion, even a milquetoast Koala preservation policy that was agressively pushed, would see the ALP win in a landslide.

https://www.nbnnews.com.au/2022/12/21/new-data-reveals-increase-in-logging-operations-across-mid-north-coast/

https://www.theguardian.com/environ...on-over-logging

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/jan/05/nsw-forests-could-become-net-carbon-emitters-in-coming-decades-report-finds

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-03-17/north-coast-wood-supply-contract-extension-negotiations/100915142

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-02-06/native-forest-logging-protests-north-coast-nsw-election/101934810

Branding the current clowns as 'Koala Killers' would be incredibly effective and has the added advantage of being true. Brutal footage of the current logging, where timbers as small as 10 cm diameter are being harvested, is easily obtainable. Locally it is like a gold rush where the race to strip all the available timber will not stop until there is none left.

Not that a NSW ALP government would do poo poo about it. Chaining yourself to something seems to be the only available path at the moment.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

hambeet posted:

i thought macrobusiness was all just ai / bot scraping aggregation or something. idk i've never read it.

So just like any book or scholary article then.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
Already obsolete. Lol.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/oct/05/will-all-submarines-even-nuclear-ones-be-obsolete-and-visible-by-2040

We won't get to see the TOP SECRET minister level breifings that have led to this enormously extravagent spend, but they really, really need to address this issue in some significant detail or it will be money pissed up the wall. It is so foreseeable that you might note that Guardian article is from 2021. And lets not mention our disposal of the associated Nuclear waste, a problem that has been 'considered' by not worrying about it until we actually get some (waste) in 2050. Perhaps the hope is that this will also be subject to inevitable delays so we don't have to come up with a solution for a bit longer. Or maybe we can equivocate about the sovereignty of the waste and tell the yanks/poms it's their problem.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
All the way with JRB!

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Jun 20, 2008

poop

Ghost Leviathan posted:

And don't forget the totally-can't-call-them-concentration-camps for... asylum seekers.
I think you'll find they are luxury holiday camps. I mean just look at the bill!

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

Autisanal Cheese posted:

I’d like to see that recruitment ad for the navy

Really?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw

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Jun 20, 2008

poop

Recoome posted:

Like not to kick of the Interstate War II

There was never a formal cease fire in IW 1.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

Electric Wrigglies posted:

Was his spot on their ticket changed? Like why now is he unelectable but was rock solid for almost 30 years.

And I agree he was predictable and clear for a long time so agree with your assessment.
Part of this is that some of his baked on supporter base is dying off.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

Bargearse posted:

There’s decent money in the private sector for former politicians who know how the system works from the inside. I’m casually acquainted with a former MP who went that route.
Is there any evidence that sugests that Scumbo knows how anything works, ever? I mean, Jenny, sure but the big worthless sack of poo poo? That's stretching credibility.

Also

https://www.liberal.org.au/our-team

Andrew Hastie, then daylight really. Some of the women are vaguely plausible but I really don't see any of them having the numbers when push comes to push. The derth of talent is really quite impressive.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
Noel Pearson's response in an interview on RN today is absolutely wonderful.

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Jun 20, 2008

poop

Senor Tron posted:

Yeah batteries are more electrically efficient, but the resources required to store x KWH are much higher.

To double the storage capacity of a battery, you need twice as much storage. To double the storage capacity of some thing like hydrogen or pumped hydro you just need a bigger battery.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
The sheer level of political incompetence required to self wedge your party on what was potentially a complete non-issue really sets Dutton apart. He *shudder* may yet make Scumbo look decent in hindsight.

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Jun 20, 2008

poop

hooman posted:

Enjoy your short ride and long hospital stay when your old man bones shatter like glass.
Being a burden on the remnants of our free public health system is the least the elderly can do after slamming all the available doors in the faces of the young to ensure you live in the gutter and eat mouldy used pizza.

YVW BTW FYGM

In further Austro-Sino news: Lessons not learnt as we reengage with China to cement them as our largest trading partner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFzdgqClOpY

FFS

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

Animal Friend posted:

i would simply elect a better one, not waste time with negativity
Pfft! How about trying to drop out of the right vagina for once, dunce.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
Within the current system we need to start generating surpluses so we can start to reduce our interest bill.

https://www.aph.gov.au/About_Parliament/Parliamentary_departments/Parliamentary_Library/pubs/rp/BudgetReview202223/AustralianGovernmentDebt

18 billion a year (and rising) is a huge impost on our budget.

Personally I'd:

Renege on our foreign debt like so many other countries have with no consequence (Notably Brazil who will soon be in the G8).
Abolish our military and collect the savings(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_without_armed_forces).
Reverse all the obvious contributors to our increasingly stupid structural deficit (Stage three tax cuts first).

But I could call it the Free Sex Party and still nobody would vote for it.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
https://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/breakfast/is-the-government-too-reliant-on-consultants-/102414006

I thought that this was Kitty Flanagan doing a promo for the new Utopia series. Nope. It is Liberal Senator Jane Hume trying to cashsplain PWC and the enormous culture of coruption and crime that her government "oversaw". I put in the quotes because it was actually PWC that did the overseeing and were paid top dollar for their efforts.

It begs the question: Given PWC can't be trusted with commercial secrets shouldn't all of the Top Secret clearances for their consultants be cancelled pending a review? Oh wait forget I spoke. It's one of the big 4 that handles security clearances now too. Silly me. :blush:

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/may/31/us-warned-it-could-suspend-ties-with-australian-special-forces-over-war-allegations

ORCUS! ORCUS! OI! OI! OI!

Best Bit (Now retracted)

quote:

During the hearing, Campbell initially said he had “no memory of the minister of the day being advised” at the time of the US embassy letter, but he later corrected the record.

Apparently war crimes are bad. :shrug:

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
Just another victim of the culture wars and the toxic woke agenda. Nah really just inject the shardenfruden straight into my viens. This is the gift that keeps giving. What we need now is for Kerry Stokes to go "Nah mate I only promised you the money 'cause I thought you were innocent but it turns out you are a complete piece of poo poo.

ADF saying that there has been a complete change of culture since :fap:

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
The more trucks we drive to Tasmania the better.

Alas can't help myself. Post Modern is a term with no meaning apart from those that have acretted to the effectively indefinable label. A term that was constructed entirely to distance people from the Modernist and Futurist movements that were tainted by fascism. Same art, same forms, new name.

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Jun 20, 2008

poop
It is easy to make fun of Bucky, so.. No that's all I've got really.

The sheer volume of butthurt coming from the employers about paying workers the same amount for the same work is astonishing.

And seeing as how productivity has become the most recent cause de jure of everything bad.

https://www.abs.gov.au/statistics/industry/industry-overview/estimates-industry-multifactor-productivity/latest-release

Note that this graph includes both Labour and Multifactor productivity. Wow! Multifactor productivity is going gang busters! Driven entirely by a bumper grain harvest. Those business execs have done it again with their enormous brains! We should pay them more and tax them way less.

I would additionally note that while the last reporting period saw a decline in the rate of labour productivity growth it is still growing at 1.5%. Compared to the rate of real wages growth of.. - 4.5% https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-02-22/wages-growing-at-3-3-per-cent-december-quarter-2022/102007390

quote:

But real wages (adjusted for inflation), have declined by 4.5 per cent over the past year
So anyone who presents the case that wages growth has to be in line with productivty

A/ Is lying.

B/ Needs to back pay for all the times in the last 50 years that Labour productivity outstripped wages growth. Spoiler! It was almost every year.

C/ Needs a wood chipper to jump into.

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Jun 20, 2008

poop

Ghost Leviathan posted:

A lot of it comes down to business boomer brain where they don't ever want to hire any new staff at all with remotely the same security and benefits that their generation took for granted. There's no end of excuses and goalpost-moving to justify this, and they'll often outright let their business fail rather than actually pay people enough. A lot of captured and/or boomer brained unions are probably about the same; just this unspoken, unthinking dedication to completely pulling up the ladder and blocking any further advancement.
It's probably more useful to think of it as a cycle of abuse. The employers of yesteryear were not very nice to their staff in general. So the bosses of today return the behaviour.

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