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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 17 News/Views: Tua's Terrible TBI Tribulations
 
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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Kalli posted:

Texans @ Colts might be a game for the ages.... for the Bears.

Imagine the pure joy of a Bears fan if the Texans beat the Colts, locking them into the #1 seed and the haul of all desperate hauls from a thirsty team.

Indy has serious tank motivation here as well. It would be hilarious.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Playing Nick Foles is 100% a tank maneuver.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 So a Carr release and Mac Jones to the Raiders in the off-season seems like a decent possibility.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

kiimo posted:

Or maybe it's this
Of course it it. They’re planning on releasing him and they don’t need that plan to get hosed by an injury.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

abelwingnut posted:

then, serviceable: rodgers, garoppolo, jones, cousins, et al. they don't win you games ouright, but they don't lose you games.

Are we trying to sneak Daniel Jones or Mac Jones in with the Rodgers tier? I’m not sure which one would be worse.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 https://twitter.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1608185594009554947

He has a full no trade clause though so that probably increases the chance that he is released.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Docjowles posted:

If you go by percentage of attempts that resulting in picks he's pretty bad though. Slumming it in the Zach Wilson / Matt Ryan / Kenny Pickett tier. Also almost last in completion percentage, the only 2 worse being both Wilsons (lol).

According to PFF, Carr is 17th in percentage of turnover worthy plays. Notable QBs with a higher percentage are Josh Allen (leads the league), Justin Fields, Tua, Jared Goff, Kyler Murray, Geno Smith, etc. I’m not sure that’s indicative of much.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Shrimpy posted:

Tim Tebow has more playoff wins than Derek Carr.
While Im not going to call him top 12 QB like Dan here, its ludicrous that the Raiders never fielded a top half of the league defense while he was there.

https://twitter.com/danorlovsky7/status/1608187015631192064

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 https://twitter.com/johnewing/status/1608251451825864705

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Makes you think why he never won anything.

https://twitter.com/NFLonCBS/status/1608467750489407489

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

pmchem posted:

PFR's career comps for Carr include...

Jameis Winston, Marcus Mariota, Stan Humphries, Chad Pennington, Colin Kaepernick, Blake Bortles, Carson Wentz, David Carr, David Garrard, Jake Delhomme

crowning him might be a bit premature
Uhhh not including Ken O’Brien on their comps is a crime. Carr and Adams to the Jets confirmed.

https://twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/1608459549832347649

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 https://twitter.com/PaulKuharskyNFL/status/1608560832061018113

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

SKULL.GIF posted:

Time for more schizo advanced stats from Twitter

Adjusted net yards/attempt (ANY/A)


The entire AFC East in the top 11 is certainly something.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

SKULL.GIF posted:

Jets would be a top 5 team if they had a quarterback. I hear Carr is about to become available.
So would the Patriots. Well, they need an offensive coordinator too, but QB is top of the list.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Happy 7God is doing well. Still upset we never got to see a Geno Smith/Tavon Austin combo.

https://twitter.com/BrianCoz/status/1608559631777009665

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 The Bears are going to get the #1 pick

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1609977305085902850

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 The Ravens are currently not good offensively because their superstar MVP QB is currently injured and not playing. Hth.

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