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Murdstone posted:Mary Worth This made me laugh so hard that I'm posting.
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Murdstone posted:Mary Worth So which animal will this guy turn out to be having an affair with
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Mar 3, 2023 16:23
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riderchop posted:Garfield Shut up, Elon
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Mar 7, 2023 17:07
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Julet Esqu posted:Luann Now we know. Now we know.
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Mar 22, 2023 16:01
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Transmodiar posted:Modesty Blaise: The Stone Age Caper I don't know what other twists and turns this rip-roaring Novelty Blouse story has in store, but for the time being: 'Abo' is a slur. Most non-Australians aren't aware of that since it sounds like any other innocuous nickname, but, now you know. You might like to start using sensitivity spoilers and warnings for some of these pages — erring on the side of caution if the wide, exciting spectrum of Australian racial issues is alien to you.
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Kennel posted:Dustin We are dealing here with either an extremely tall footstool or an extremely deep handbag. Or, the footstool has been placed on top of, say, the coffee table, for some reason.
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Murdstone posted:Mary Worth "...And why is only one of my sleeves long?? Whatta woild!" readingatwork posted:Calvin and Hobbes (Apr 21-22, 1993) Absolutely perfect. Almost an alternate-universe Peanuts strip.
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Apr 21, 2023 11:59
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God bless you.
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Apr 24, 2023 16:51
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riderchop posted:Garfield Self-hating Jon is convinced that Liz will leave him, so he's trying to make her fat and insecure so she won't.
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May 28, 2023 13:43
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Murdstone posted:Rex Morgan MD These boring pricks look like they're 40-something! Why do they have receding hairlines?? Why are they dressed for a youth group prayer meeting to protect the nation from abortion and the trans agenda? "Gee, well, I guess we sure are teens!" "That's for sure." "We sure are. What's it like, to be a teen? I would know." "Me too!" "We all would!" [All laugh]
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Jun 4, 2023 06:56
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EasyEW posted:Say what you will about Peanuts, but sometimes it just gets me. (June 6, 1976) One of my all-time favourites.
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EasyEW posted:Crankshaft "Gee, we just took in this old desk out of the goodness of our hearts, never imagining we might sell it. That's how business works." "Heh heh, well sonny, that was before ye met me, the smuggest ol' bitch alive!"
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Jun 16, 2023 04:01
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Medenmath posted:Vintage Valiant (Nov. 10, 1957) “What, me worry?” — Valeta E. Neuman
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Jun 21, 2023 10:15
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Seems like Copper will have to beat himself for a while, if you know what I mean
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Jun 22, 2023 05:02
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Julet Esqu posted:Luann [gentle music starts playing; Sebastian the crab appears] Sebastian: [screaming into Gunther's ear] "JUST FUUUUUCK!!!"
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Jun 22, 2023 05:06
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Murdstone posted:Mark Worth That's a weird nickname for your penis, Saul. (Also, why's he suddenly worried about his penis? What a weird strip.)
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Jun 28, 2023 05:27
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Murdstone posted:Mary Worth Twist! These tired, feeble elderlies are easily captured by the baddie and used as bait in place of the kidnapped pets. It's blood and screams all next week in the funny pages. Also, the big bad turns out to be Wilbur (obviously). quote:The Phantom Some Maeby Fünke vibes from that smile, there.
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Jun 29, 2023 14:03
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EasyEW posted:Ugh Jesus motherfucking CHRIIIIIST LET IT END DEAR GOD
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Jun 30, 2023 17:27
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I just know she’s smirking down at us from Heaven
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Jun 30, 2023 20:20
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Kennel posted:Nancy I don't expect rivers of gold from a daily strip — it's a tough gig — but Nu-Nancy's contrivances can be so strained and feeble sometimes. This is barely even a joke; this is trying to weave cloth from a fart. If your cleverness formula isn't delivering today, just have Nancy slip on a banana peel or something, my god.
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Jul 3, 2023 06:52
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He looks like that loving fish head comic, you know the one. AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA
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Jul 7, 2023 05:46
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Murdstone posted:Mary Worth It's probably cops running the dogfighting ring. quote:Rex Morgan MD I'm a handsome doctor, you phrenologically wretched vermin. Kennel posted:Dustin YOU did this, old man! YOU DID THIS.
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Jul 9, 2023 06:23
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Vargo posted:Curtis Someone pointed out this lady's nonsense nose and now it's all I can see. Darthemed posted:Retail Oh, like a website for example?
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Jul 18, 2023 05:02
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riderchop posted:Garfield They fuckin'.
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Jul 21, 2023 15:30
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I like 'em because Regular Rex Morgan is a cocky, disdainful, smug prick anyway — Mad Dog simply drops the bullshit. Why lie to yourself, Rex Morgan.
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Nancika
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Tiggum posted:First, Randy's phone call was to Neddy. I'm not reading all that poo poo, but from the looks of it, I guess they're talking about Dracula?
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riderchop posted:Garfield I'm reasonably certain you can't do fart noises with either clothed armpits or, in theory, fur-covered ones.
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Jul 28, 2023 07:35
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Huh, a single lane bridge.
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EasyEW posted:Popeye Wow, Daria's certainly pissed off at Olive Oyl. And drawn in a different style. And has her hair both up and down. It's a free country I guess.
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Judge Parker: Everyone's good-looking, angry, and talking. This has been a Scrollpast™ comic strip evaluation
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Jul 31, 2023 15:46
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Personally, I would cheat on my girlfriend with Tiff.
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Julet Esqu posted:Luann (Hiding from a boy in a cupboard with my friends) I can't believe I'm single Kennel posted:Dustin (Telling the story later) And then he like... looked outside? We were all like, "What the gently caress? What is that guy DOING??" Like did the agency send us some LUNATIC Chicken Parmigiana fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Aug 10, 2023 |
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I AM GRANDO posted:Am I stupid for not understanding that Hagar? I understood Cow Tools as a kid. Their companions in the distant longboat helpless to save them, Hägar and Helga have become unknowing prisoners of Incoherent Time gently caress Island. Helga is trapped in a three-second loop while Hägar sleeps eternally, a jumble of anachronistic hunks wandering in aimlessly around them. The camera zooms out to slowly reveal the sandy island is surrounded by a forcefield, like a dome of glass... No, not a dome. We zoom out further. Impossibly large carved wooden pillars appear, surrounding the... the sphere? The sand beneath them goes down forever, the glass becomes a funnel. No, it's curving outwards again. Zooming out, zooming out... It's an hourglass.
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Murdstone posted:Mary Worth Edge of my seat
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So where's Shaggy in all this
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EasyEW posted:Crankshaft Do Americans really use "anymore" interchangeably with "these days", or is this gibberish particular to Wankshaft Crinklybean? Murdstone posted:Mary Worth "You're into gassy fuckin', right? I'm not reading this wrong? It just seems like the way this is going and I want you to know I'm into it."
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riderchop posted:Compu-toon He's just making fun of us now.
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Selachian posted:You may notice in the photo that one tank is lower than the other — this is because they weren’t solid metal, but instead made of telescoping segments that would rise up and sink down depending on how much gas was in the tank. Whoa! Rad! Also, heartfelt thanks to any and all Bushmiller Nancy posters.
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riderchop posted:For Better or For Worse Dogs smile all the time! What the gently caress are you doing to your dog?? quote:Rae The Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon First time I’ve read a whole Rae the Doe strip without my brain switching off! And it was funny! I’m a sucker for Charlotte’s Web jokes I guess.
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