Steam Thread:It's easier to believe in myself with a +5 gargoyle tail axe in my hands

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Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

GMO, more like Get Me Outta here

# ¿ Jan 3, 2023 05:03

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 17:51

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RBA Starblade posted:

At this point by the time a game actually hits a discount I'd consider buying it it turned out I didn't really care about it that much anyway

Saaaaaaaame

# ¿ Jan 4, 2023 19:11

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Marauders rule. Just shoot them until they're dead

# ¿ Jan 4, 2023 20:59

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Jack Trades posted:

Shogun - Railgun - Shotgun - Railgun - Glory Kill

Or shotgun - Redeemer
Or grenade - BFG
Or railgun - minigun

Or anything! Hell you can kill them with splash damage from rockets or the single shotgun

They're exceedingly easy to kill, people just panic under pressure

# ¿ Jan 4, 2023 21:18

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on the computer posted:

gun to my head? I would die rather than not be a part of the general gaming convversation.

According to Polygon this makes you racist

# ¿ Jan 4, 2023 22:59

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Huh, that looks fun. Is it by the same developer as 1,000,000? Looks like the same art style and design language.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 02:52

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drat Dirty Ape posted:

The base NWN campaign is pretty rough and I don’t think I would recommend it.

It is painfully, PAINFULLY slow. I can't recommend it either.

I did have a fantastic custom module scene, no idea how much of that remains two decades later, though

# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 05:04

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Cowcaster posted:

i don't really think i'd call cuphead a platformer

The platformer sections aren't the main appeal, but it's absolutely a platformer that has (mostly) static boss fight arenas.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 21:02

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ultrafilter posted:

Don't gently caress with Disney.

Pooh is public domain now so it doesn't really matter

# ¿ Jan 10, 2023 18:36

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Feels Villeneuve posted:

Skyrim is fail

Epic

# ¿ Jan 11, 2023 02:02

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anilEhilated posted:

The annoyance factor is really overstated. The big ones in Skyrim are far worse.

The annoyance from cliff racers comes down to two things: new players that get mobbed by them with a weapon skill that can't hit for poo poo, and mid- to late- game players that are trying to rest but can't because a racer is stuck on geometry somewhere nearby.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2023 23:04

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fit em all up in there posted:

Anyone here play Roadwarden?

Yeah, we all love it. There's also a free demo to try out

# ¿ Jan 16, 2023 02:51

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RandomBlue posted:

You can't just put black people in games willy nilly!!!!

There's only so many of 'em and we don't want to waste them on storylines that aren't adequately Black enough

# ¿ Jan 23, 2023 22:58

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Gay Rat Wedding posted:

When the heck is the AMID EVIL expansion coming out.

It was supposed to be out before the end of 2022!

# ¿ Jan 24, 2023 00:05

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Triarii posted:

I enjoyed reading up on the story of Elden Ring after I'd finished it, partly because I had no idea what had happened and it was still mostly a mystery. It was kinda like walking past a huge street brawl on my way home from work, and then later reading a news story about it that explained what everyone was fighting about, and saying "ohhhh, that's why that one guy was so mad".

This also applies to opera

# ¿ Jan 25, 2023 04:02

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RPATDO_LAMD posted:

it's more like saying "i ordered the entree but didn't touch the potatoes that came on the side"

Goons only understand concepts through food allegories so I'm glad you broke it down this way

# ¿ Jan 25, 2023 04:31

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Agent355 posted:

All that matters is I consume the movie in the most efficient way possible. I'll watch it in fast forward to see how many explosions there are and then read the wiki later.

We've finally found Elon Musk's parachute account

# ¿ Jan 25, 2023 04:36

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Triarii posted:

Here let me try

Skipping cutscenes is like ordering a rotisserie chicken and they also give you a little printed short story about the farmer who raised the chicken, but you decide to not read that and just eat the chicken instead

Wait, is that what the costco receipt is for? I've just been throwing those away gently caress

# ¿ Jan 25, 2023 04:46

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Pigbuster posted:

Pizza Tower is loving perfect.

Surprisingly similar to my experience playing Monster Hunter

# ¿ Jan 27, 2023 19:48

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Brocktoon posted:

Extremely happy and proud to share that after toiling in the video game mines for over a decade, my brother has struck out on his own and made the game he has been thinking about for years. Loosely inspired by Miasmata, CACHE GRABBERS is a relaxing, first-person cartography puzzle game, and its page just went up on Steam.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2258260/Cache_Grabbers/

Well this looks dope as hell. Thanks for the heads up!

# ¿ Jan 30, 2023 23:54

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exquisite tea posted:

I’m gonna be honest, I don’t understand TCGs on a fundamental level. I play video games exactly because I can see my little man beat up stuff instead of some lame picture, that is in fact the entire point!!

What if your little man was a picture?

# ¿ Jan 31, 2023 07:58

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PantsBandit posted:

Is...is that a turd on her shoulder...

I had that exact same thought. I had to expand the image and I'm still not sure what the hell that is. My only consolation is the apparent combat text "Overlord Furfur uses [D] Milk Crusher"

# ¿ Jan 31, 2023 20:36

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veni veni veni posted:

Anyone interested in going halfsies on the Survival humble bundle? I already have Chernobylite and Long Dark, so I'm only interested in State of Decay 2 and Scum. The other games we could split up or whatever. I don't care that much about them. $7 for Chernobylite alone is a really good deal.

Send me a DM, I'd be up for grabbing Chernobylite off you for $7 USD

edit: thanks!

Propaganda Hour fucked around with this message at 10:09 on Feb 2, 2023

# ¿ Feb 2, 2023 09:34

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The 7th Guest posted:

Another game bites the dust. this one isn't being taken down though

B4B is in a much, much better spot now than it was in launch. I played it with some friends about two months ago and really enjoyed the experience overall. I'm excited to see what they do next. Seems like a perfectly fine time to stop adding stuff

# ¿ Feb 2, 2023 21:26

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Stone shart

# ¿ Feb 7, 2023 08:29

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Civvie11 put up a video recently on the first Unreal. It's been forever since I played through the game, but the Skarrj reminded me so strongly of the marauder. They do the same scary back-up-and-circle-stafe move which immediately caught my attention. Civvie pointed out that the Skarrj were programmed by a dude that wrote bot scripting for Quake which modeled human behavior like zone and resource control, air control, switching weapons based on engagement distance, and splash damage utilization. All the things that human players were doing at the time in competitive games, and it was terrifying and effective. It's almost surprising that this stuff isn't more common 25 years later.

So yeah, skill issue

https://youtu.be/5PtU2stZK0M

# ¿ Feb 9, 2023 23:26

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Lord Lambeth posted:

I think I would have a lot more fun if info like the freeze grenade and the fire bomb were located in center screen. they're in the corner of the hud and I'm always fumbling that action specifically.

They added that when the DLC came out. There are little dots below your reticle that track those cool downs.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2023 17:51

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Jack Trades posted:

The "race car hud" doesn't actually show the grenades in the middle of the screen, IIRC. Shows everything else but not the grenades.

It's stupid.

Huh, I could have swore it had grenades but i was thinking about the belcher. Punch, belcher, sword, chainsaw

# ¿ Feb 10, 2023 18:01

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anilEhilated posted:

Seriously. The high chaos version of the final level is a lot more fun.

Ending theme song

https://youtu.be/OXQwx1EolD8

# ¿ Feb 16, 2023 21:37

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Why even wear armor? Just don't get hit, dummy

# ¿ Feb 17, 2023 16:04

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Azran posted:

What's that game that looks very similar in artstyle to Octopath Traveller? People talked about it recently

Live A Live?

# ¿ Feb 18, 2023 19:10

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StarkRavingMad posted:

It's not really a "game" but I wanted to praise Placid Plastic Duck Simulator for a second.

PPDS rules. Vinesauce will sometimes keep it running in the background during a stream and tab over to check on his ducks. Love those little critters

# ¿ Feb 21, 2023 19:33

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SilverMike posted:

please dont gently caress your fridge

Buddy,

# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 19:30

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I buy my games by the pound

# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 21:32

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Jack Trades posted:

:jfc:

I guess Cyanide Studios keeps doing Cyanide Studios.

2023 seems like it's been a rough year for AA level studios

# ¿ Feb 23, 2023 21:26

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I'm about three hours into Sons of the Forest with a multiplayer group and we love it. Spelunking caves, attacking cannibal camps, being stalked by a 3-legged woman, accidentally eating rotten fish, building log forts in the mountains. It's an excellent time so far and there are hints that there is almost a metroidvania aspect of the game where areas of the island are "locked" behind unique items like a shovel, zipline gun, etc.

Runs fine for me. i5 12th gen intel, 16 GB ram, 3070ti. Playing on High at 1440p. Getting pretty consistent minimum FPS of 75 that can get up to 100-105 in some areas. Never seen it above that, though. The gameplay feels complete (or nearly complete), so I'm hoping their plan is to use Early Access to focus on stability and performance

Love the error message "Can't carry any more skulls"

# ¿ Feb 24, 2023 08:13

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Fruits of the sea posted:

From a scale of Valheim to Ark, how jank is it? Might want to get the gaming group together for it.

Ark. It's like Ark in the Predator universe. It has a delightful amount of jank at the moment.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2023 09:09

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Copper Vein posted:

what the gently caress are you holding in these screens? looks like a bundle of sheet metal. are you fabbing up some body panels for your samurai?

It's a survival blanket that you can use for an emergency shelter.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2023 17:48

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Ragequit posted:

Game developers, please use care when coding your offensive term lists

https://twitter.com/InternetH0F/status/1629097345122983936

We are the K***hts who say "Ni-"

# ¿ Feb 24, 2023 19:44

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 17:51

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GreenBuckanneer posted:

God forbid I have a j*b

Jeb!

# ¿ Feb 24, 2023 20:27

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