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Balls are a cavity, there's even a zipper 
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Colonel Cancer posted:Balls are a cavity, there's even a zipper you have the weirdest dentist
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Jan 22, 2023 03:50
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He multiclassed in urology
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Colonel Cancer posted:He multiclassed in urology lol
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Jan 22, 2023 03:53
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Ape sucked your cock? Want it dead and buried in hell? Just call me helpful hotline.
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Jan 22, 2023 03:55
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Ape sucked your cock? Want it dead and buried in hell? Just call me helpful hotline. you just want the ape to suck your cock
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the Spain Virus posted:It’s extremely simple, though time consuming. At the heart of it is simply tissue expansion, of the sort that plastic surgeons use to grow more of the patient’s skin for some operation or another. The more foreskin you have remaining, the better, but even the most tightly cut man will have some foreskin left. Tape to that, attach the tape to an elastic strap or a weight, and in two to three years you’ll have grown maybe two and a half inches of inner and outer foreskin (although the inner is actually a mucosa and not skin, but whatever). What’s your favorite stretching hardware or tool?
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Jan 22, 2023 05:59
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Someone tortured my cock n now it smells. I'm on some Raynond Chandler type poo poo tracking tha perpetrator down and being deeply existential about.
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Jan 22, 2023 06:38
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You touch the tip top, you get the snip snop
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Jan 22, 2023 11:31
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Want your cock tortured? We've got the hookup. Three apes on call 24/7. The white van makes irs rounds and your cock takes the pain. These apes don't fool around. These apes are guaranteed at your doorstep within the next four hours.
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I got circumcised at 36. Had somewhat mild phimosis (couldn't pull back when hard, fine when not), and ended up with a slight tear at one point, which turned into scar tissue that, surprise surprise, doesn't stretch. It actually made the whole thing tighter. Went to a urologist who recommended circumcision. At this point I'm only upset that I didn't do it earlier. If you don't have phimosis, by all means keep it intact (unless you hate it?  ). But compared to that poo poo, being cut is wonderful.So, yeah, I'm pro-uncut, but in certain circumstances, cut is WAY better.
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I had severe phimosis (under no circumstances could see any of the the head at all) with no health issues until my mid 30s when I got a kit called PhimoCure that’s like those earlobe stretching things sorta. It took a couple years of consistent daily use but now I’m fully retractable. Was not easy to stick to but if you want it it is possible. Never planned on posting about that much less here but when I lost one of the rings they sent me a new set gratis and asked me to plug them if I was happy about it so here you go. Better than surgery by a billion miles if you’re in the same spot I was.
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Jan 22, 2023 14:43
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Phimosis is a made up condition by big pharma to make money off of circumcisions.
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Jan 22, 2023 14:44
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I’ve seen many a hilarious thing happen with uncircumcised peniii but never has a cut dick made me laugh. Save once. And that was accidental.
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Mr. Bung posted:I’ve seen many a hilarious thing happen with uncircumcised peniii but never has a cut dick made me laugh. Save once. And that was accidental. You big tease, don’t leave us hanging… as it were.
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Jan 22, 2023 15:15
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my dick exists in a quantum superposition where my foreskin both exists and does not exist, due to never being observed. Schrödinger's dick.
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Jan 22, 2023 15:30
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Has anyone said how much easier it is to crank your hog off with a foreskin
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AEMINAL posted:Has anyone said how much easier it is to crank your hog off with a foreskin I use my hand
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Zybourne Clock posted:If you're Christian, you're automatically circumcised in Christ. Choosing circumcision (or choosing it for your baptised child) means you're willingly rejecting Jesus, guilty of the sin of pride, and cannot enter heaven. Drink my blood, eat my meat, and circ my dirc.
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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:Drink my blood, eat my meat, and circ my dirc. Eating human meat is haram.
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AEMINAL posted:Has anyone said how much easier it is to crank your hog off with a foreskin can confirm
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Phimosis is gods way of telling you no one wants to see your dick
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Want your cock tortured? We've got the hookup. Three apes on call 24/7. The white van makes irs rounds and your cock takes the pain. These apes don't fool around. These apes are guaranteed at your doorstep within the next four hours. your name is three apes
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I'm double circumcised, my doctor cut off my dick head as well
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Want your cock tortured? We've got the hookup. Three apes on call 24/7. The white van makes irs rounds and your cock takes the pain. These apes don't fool around. These apes are guaranteed at your doorstep within the next four hours. what if i need my cock tortured RIGHT NOW? four hours is a long wait.
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flubber nuts posted:what if i need my cock tortured RIGHT NOW? four hours is a long wait. country girls make do
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Wait if men and women are equal then why dont they circumcise girls? Seems kind of unfair imo
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Mozi posted:I had severe phimosis (under no circumstances could see any of the the head at all) with no health issues until my mid 30s when I got a kit called PhimoCure that’s like those earlobe stretching things sorta. It took a couple years of consistent daily use but now I’m fully retractable. Was not easy to stick to but if you want it it is possible. Wait what kind of horror show was under there hiding for thirty years
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Mr.Acula posted:Wait if men and women are equal then why dont they circumcise girls? Seems kind of unfair imo I'm an uncircumcised woman, what now?
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Phimosis is a made up condition by big pharma to make money off of circumcisions. i think the ppeepee cutting doctors are actually in the pockets of big lube actually 
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syntaxfunction posted:I'm an uncircumcised woman, what now? i think basically all women are op
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Flowers for QAnon posted:What’s your favorite stretching hardware or tool? There are a lot of commercial products out there now and I'd recommended using none of them. Get some surgical tape and an elastic strap (of the sort you might sew into clothing) and you don't need anything else.
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the Spain Virus posted:There are a lot of commercial products out there now and I'd recommended using none of them. Get some surgical tape and an elastic strap (of the sort you might sew into clothing) and you don't need anything else. But I like gadgets
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crispix posted:i think the ppeepee cutting doctors are actually in the pockets of big lube actually it's a face cream
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slurm posted:Wait what kind of horror show was under there hiding for thirty years i have no idea how it works but it was totally fine tbh, not smelly or anything. i only had to start cleaning it after it was 'normal' again
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Mozi posted:i have no idea how it works but it was totally fine tbh, not smelly or anything. i only had to start cleaning it after it was 'normal' again Not quite true, didn’t you say you found an old ladybug shell?
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i categorically deny any relationships i may or may not have had with lindsay graham
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This is what happens when organic, community-based options like Craigslist are shut down - big CBT swoops in and commercializes it. 
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i heard that three apes in a van cock torture service is a real rip-off
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