Nothing, Forever

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Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

hey. larry. did you hear about the new pizza restaurant?

no. i hadn't heard about that. that's unbelievable. we should definitely go there.

yes. let's go there right now, and i'll buy you a pizza. [sits down on couch in a weird way] [laugh track]

# ¿ Feb 3, 2023 11:22

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 14:34

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

hey. larry. did you hear about elon musk's new restaurant?

no. i hadn't heard about that. that's unbelievable. we should drive there right now, and try it out.

wait, larry. isn't your tesla in the shop right now? [sits down on couch in a weird way] [laugh track]

oh, yes. you're right. i guess we'll have to go on foot. [laugh track]

# ¿ Feb 3, 2023 12:53

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

yvonne sometimes slams the other characters to their faces

just now she said "yeah, and for the first time Fred could actually be useful to someone"

# ¿ Feb 4, 2023 18:34

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

what does wideLaughHard mean and why do people on twitch keep saying it

# ¿ Feb 4, 2023 18:52

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

[one of the characters mentions toothpaste]

a dozen people on Twitch: TOOTHPASTE ARC

# ¿ Feb 4, 2023 18:56

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

GolfHole posted:

one is ai the other is barely intelligent

the other night I had it on and larry was doing a standup set talking about joining an online dating site, and he described meeting two different guys from the online dating site. the chat was full of people going "holy poo poo larry is gay?!" but i did not see one person say "not that there's anything wrong with that". probably the most extreme fail moment ever

# ¿ Feb 4, 2023 19:17

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Charles Bukowski posted:

I like you.

Huh. That's crazy. Who would even do something like that?

# ¿ Feb 4, 2023 20:03

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

hey, did you guys hear about the new ice cream place the mayor opened?

# ¿ Feb 5, 2023 19:43

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

money making game posted:

Apparently, "nonsense mode" was turned on? The channel is now down for a TOS violation after Larry's transphobic rant.

well if u ask for nonsense...

# ¿ Feb 6, 2023 11:14

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

that Larry, what a cheeky scamp! [The sound of Larry shouting anti-trans rhetoric in the distance] Quiet, you!

# ¿ Feb 6, 2023 14:02

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Space Jam posted:

more characters and scenes would probably help them not burn through topics so fast. they should add a newman character to argue with and a generic restaurant/diner for them to travel to.

they occasionally refer to someone called "oldman" but so far he's an unseen character.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2023 18:07

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

StarkRavingMad posted:

https://twitch.tv/alwaysrelevant - AlwaysRelevant - "Always Relevant Presents The Tech Guys Show Must Go On, where characters chat about news randomly forever" - family guy style graphics

i watched this for 30 seconds and they were talking about streaming services. one of them referred to "the tetris movie that Apple just released" and in spite of the fact that I knew it was AI nonsense for a moment I expected a family guy style cutaway gag

# ¿ Feb 21, 2023 20:47

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Blue Moonlight posted:

I mean, Apple is releasing a Tetris movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BLM1naCfME

yes but in a comedy way

# ¿ Feb 21, 2023 21:50

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

lol chalmers just exclaimed "I'm so loving stupid!"

e: in the next episode Skinner was cooking Maasdam cheese. chat didn't know wtf it was. some guy explains that it's from the netherlands and like 2 seconds later Skinner tells Chalmers that it's a gourmet cheese from Japan

Hammerite fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Feb 21, 2023

# ¿ Feb 21, 2023 23:10

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

at least the microwave survived

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

# ¿ Mar 9, 2023 11:41

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

they mention Friends a lot in the new version

# ¿ Mar 9, 2023 12:36

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

the TV Guide generated a show called something like "Semen on Sunday", and somebody restarted Unity. lol.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2023 23:32

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

wow they really don't like each other now. they keep making spiteful remarks at each other

# ¿ Mar 21, 2023 22:25

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 14:34

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Infinite Steam is boring as hell and I have no idea why goons keep complimenting it. Every iteration is more or less the same, except that a different tuple (burnt dish, replacement dish, alternative explanation of fire) is chosen every time. The most variation occurs in Skinner's monologue in the kitchen, and even that doesn't vary enough to be interesting.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2023 16:34

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