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Only Kindness posted:Well, let's be precise: it is nonsense, but it's also real. Yeah, there is something called Six Sigma...but there certainly aren't actual PEOPLE called "The Sigmas" and the items Jack listed aren't the actual Six Sigma Pillars. There are no Pillars to Six Sigma, but there are Steps! Of which there are 5. I wish I was joking.  The "Six" in "Six Sigma" refers to the total number of deviations above the mean you are aiming to achieve...or something I think my reply here would earn me a good job spanking from Professor Widmer. DrBouvenstein fucked around with this message at 22:26 on Feb 9, 2023 |
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Well, I'll cancel the sitter for tonight. Tell him he won't have to come sit on us after all.
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Sash! posted:"Diabetes repair" is such a fantastic phrase. Now Jack, in layman's terms...what does that mean?
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Feb 14, 2023 21:46
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You know, you're making a lot of sense Jack. . . . Your not making any sense, Jack!
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twistedmentat posted:You showed them your boobs didn't you? Top front? Lemon, that's your quest quadrant!
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Sash! posted:We no longer wanna hit that. Get off MILF Island. https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/tlcs-milf-manor-milf-island-from-30-rock-real-life.html/ theflyingexecutive posted:On Lifetime dot com backslash garbage file Jennasside.com Jenna's side...genocide...I'm still not hearing it.
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Feb 22, 2023 17:51
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My name is Steve Austin, and if you're blind; I am the wrestler! My name is Steve Austin, and if you're senile; I am the Six Million Dollar Man.
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Feb 24, 2023 21:36
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ONE YEAR LATER posted:Hey! I am wanting the foods! Very good. Very nice. If you eat four, you get a t-shirt. So one more...and that's two t-shirts!
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Khanstant posted:you bird-shirted, puzzle-baby! Bird internet!
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Mar 3, 2023 18:37
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zephloyd posted:🎵 I caught crabs in paradise 🎵 Unwindulax
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Mar 21, 2023 15:53
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Jerusalem posted:I don't drink anything that's hot... that's the devil's temperature! This smells just like Hill People Milk...I've been drinking this since I was a baby!
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Doc Fission posted:Happy Valentine's Day ... no one. Well I don't know what to say to that... Except that in Puerto Rico, it's called a Señor Flurry.
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Davros1 posted:"Do you remember that horrible roommate you had back in Chicago?" YOU MUST HAVE ME MISTAKEN FOR SOMEONE ELSE!!! I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO CHICAGO!! I sexually assaulted Scotty Pippen
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May 7, 2023 19:37
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Doctor Guy Pilot Guy Cleveland Dude British Guy Rich Dude James Franco! I've been with the same woman for 22 years...No judgements, but to me, Liz Lemon is a sex maniac.
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swickles posted:I don't remember the timing of this episode, but either Gavin Valore (Steve Martin) or the Internet guy from the Leap Day episode. Probably Gavin since she never actually dated or did anything with Leap Day Dude. The Hot Bitches ruined it, because Liz was dressed as a gym teacher on a sex tour in Indonesia.
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ninjahedgehog posted:"That was me, for two weeks in college. I was popular for one glorious fortnight, and then it all went away. I don't know why." "Sitting on a park bench. . . . I, don't know, any words but park bench!"
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Jerusalem posted:And if Garfield 3: Feline Groovy can't tell my story, then I'll win my Oscar elsewhere.... or I'll die trying! It's a pun...cause cats' paws have grooves. DrBouvenstein fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Jun 20, 2023 |
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Jerusalem posted:You're young enough to be my prostitute Three bucks, Two bags One me! Say, where does a young prostitute get started in this town?
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How many guys out there have a fully loaded Toyota Tercel? Or a real pinball machine? How many guys have been to Canada...Twice? Are you doing this to me because I don't share your love of unicorns?
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Lord Hydronium posted:Balls ballsballsballs balls balls balls balls La Piscine. J'Adore La Piscine. Towels, sunscreen, bathing suits. Diving boards and towels. Those ladders...towels.
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Jul 12, 2023 14:43
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Exhibit A: You're cellphone bill. You made a call to 911 at 8:16 AM. Exhibit B: The watch my son gave my for Christmas. Not the one I wanted, by the way. You had just set it, before it broke, of course, when your car rammed into me down in Florida. And it stopped at 8:08! Exhibit C: Sixteen...minus eight...is eight! 
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Jerusalem posted:Are ALL women somebody's daughter!?!?! I was watching Season...3(?) of Kimmy Schmidt the other day, and there's a very similar line when Jaqueline, Lillian, and Mimi are getting hit on my young men in a Bed, Bath, and Beyond, but about son. "They’re all someone’s son!"
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Jerusalem posted:Dammit, Frajer. Screw going straight, I'm going back under the bridge. I'm a ghost now, leaving behind my earthly possessions. And although I left my country divided by war, a Civil War, I know that future generations will forge a stronger country and that some day, America will be a place where everybody knows your name.
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:"Excuse me, John Hancock was a patriot!" Run, Crispus!
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I'm speaking to you from 1987 but my message is timeless: Avoid the Noid.
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Mover posted:Tracy Jordan, saying three serious things and then a joke. If there were anything to worry about, I'd be at the office. But I'm at home right now with my beautiful girlfriend...she's Latin. "Expand on that!"
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Grassy Knowles posted:Unfortunately, legal just informed me that the name we settled on for our bite size microwave, the 'BiteNuker', is highly offensive to those who speak either French or Dutch. A Franco-Dutchman would pronounce it 'Bedneuker'. "Here comes the funcooker!"
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Thundercracker posted:Damnit, why do I keep helping you? I'll do anything for approval. I would've been a nazi! Look, I think we can all agree that Liz is...pretty racist.
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:"Evacuate the sixth floor. I don't care if anyone dies. I refuse to have long, gas-induced conversations with any of you people." drat it! I'm getting too old for this "shhhhhh-" sound that comes out of this gas pipe.
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ONE YEAR LATER posted:A number of minor character actors from 30 Rock show up across various episodes of Only Murders In The Building, one of which was the lady who played Dr. Drew's "mother" and of course all I could think was So Drew was never originally meant to be an idiot, right? Like...those first few episodes he seems normal?
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Someone aughta squeeze into triple Spanx, get the slutty make-up artist, and show Hulu their Top Front.
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bentacos posted:I peacock television. You say the peacock. WHAT?! That's insane!
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One thing I've always loved about 30 Rock is they rarely actually showed us TGS sketches. We often see maybe the start or end of an episode/sketch, as well as random clips or flashes of weird characters in costumes, but that's about it. A lesser show would LOVE to have the excuse of just showing "bad comedy sketch" as a time-filler for a few minutes each episode, but 30 Rock was above that.
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And in the live show when she (for unexplained reasons) is like a Lady Gaga alien-thing.  Missing in the caption but I love the emphasis on, "The BIG one"! So we know Jenna has mis-matched nipples/areola.
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Jerusalem posted:Loved it when Liz had her and Jenna do one of their old skits for the crew to prove a point to Tracy, and everybody laughed their asses off before Frank genuinely complimented Liz on how funny it was... then asked,"So how come the show we do now sucks?" TBF, they were only laughing at it because the very idea of a woman doctor was funny to them. They didn't pay attention at all to whatever was actually funny in the sketch. Although that might be as different scene I'm thinking of? In that one, I think it's Tracy who was laughing at the idea of a woman doctor.
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Slamhound posted:That Angie thing was real cute, Jack. And some of your plan worked. Yes, she hated me, and yes, I mentioned slavery by mistake... Oh, you looking for a sassy, black friend?  . . . . Cause you got one now, girlfriend! 
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ONE YEAR LATER posted:I was watching TV, and they started interviewing an Asian Santa claus, - and my arm went numb. And I'm getting them all these rapping Santas! "Up on the housetop..." Oh...I assumed they would rap, which is racist in my part...
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Dr_Zombie_Love posted:Ooga booga big, Ooga booga strong, I’m gonna sing my Ooga Booga Song. We will build casinos on the moon!
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Arson Daily posted:who said i was immortal?? A friend of mine has been worried that they’ll be bringing in new page rules like age limits and age verification.
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You are one age, going on another age. What's going to happen next?
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