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Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

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A True Jar Jar Fan posted:

Pajitnov is in the trailer as the creator of the game, that's just a bad headline from IGN

You can't spell ignorant without IGN.

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Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

I guess it depends on your definition of "act" because he was not exactly giving award-winning performances

Yeah in the earliest of this wave of these many crap films like Breach/Anti-Life, I mean they're not good movies by any means but you can tell Willis himself seems more with it and is definitely actually acting and making an effort/consciously gives a poo poo.

But even just a little later though like in Apex especially it's clear even in the finished film that he's not well. Cosmic Sin is sort of in between those and you can tell stuff was getting bad because of how busted that movie's editing/general structure is like they had to rebuild everything around what they could get out of him.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Iron Crowned posted:

Just give me a brand new 80's style sword and sandals movie, that's all I want


Why bother when pure cinematic perfection was already achieved almost 40 years ago?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqLsIQ-6rGU

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Baron von Eevl posted:

The first is not really good except compared to the sequels. The sequels are among the worst movies connected to Stephen King.

Yeah the starts out kind of good but then it's like okay maybe this will get good and then nothing happens. But it is truly a classic when compared to the sequels lol

There are so many made for TV King movies and King adaptations in general, kind of wish we were getting new Maximum Overdrives regularly instead of now what, 14 Children of the Corn flicks?

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Nightmare Cinema posted:

Didn't Sizemore use to beat women with wine bottles or am I confusing him with someone else?

I believe this is correct. He got arrested for domestic violence reasons multiple times across multiple women and also had a lot of other allegations including groping an 11 year old.


EDIT:

Also how could I forget...........

https://www.somethingawful.com/horrors-of-porn/complete-tom-sizemore/1/

Fortunately he's dead.

Neo Rasa fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Mar 4, 2023

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Cooked Auto posted:

Might be difficult to get access to Battlestar Galactica footage though.

Just do all the effects in Battlecruiser Millennium

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
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davidspackage posted:

I never bothered to watch the Disaster Artist, but it might be fun to see some, uh, more experienced actors give the original script a go.

That reminds me I had totally forgotten that Odenkirk is in the Disaster Artist briefly as an acting teacher too lol

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
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Nightmare Cinema posted:

It will be his last "film".

Movie 11 will be shot on an iPhone.

Casimir Radon posted:

In portrait.

Dream bigger

https://tarantinonfts.com/

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
Quantum has the extra that's sweeping above ground so it's the best of the sequels.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

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Chairman Capone posted:

It’s really funny that Danny Boyle’s idea for what became No Time to Die was to make it a lighthearted Roger Moore style throwback.

Even something as simple as keeping No Time to Die exactly as what we got but with Craig doing the Benoit Blanc accent would have made it significantly better so I agree with Danny Boyle here.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
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Pope Corky the IX posted:

I didn't know James Bond had such a similar upbringing to Batman.

IIRC Batman Begins started life as Nolan's failed James Bond pitch so the circle is complete.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
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CelticPredator posted:

I was there. Chris Carter is a stupid idiot. He also made a horrible episode where Muslim terrorists pray before suicide bombing and one lives and mulder trips shrooms to go uh say something I don’t remember

It was loving stupid. But the ones he didn’t make varied between lame and pretty cool like the drone one and everything darren Morgan did

Chris Carter sucks poo poo I was so hype for that revival but I only liked the one with the psychic (?) kids and the man-beast episode. Like as soon as that episode opened up with the guy praying I was like "wow they're really gonna open up with this guy bombing something". Even at the time that whole episode was so hosed up. I actually didn't watch the rest after that.

I forget didn't they do more of them after that too?



Still not as funny as releasing the second X-Files movie in theaters on the same day as The Dark Knight :negative:

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
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:dukedog:

CelticPredator posted:

They ended the first revival where the world gets destroyed or infected or something and then the next season it was all a dream. Hack poo poo

That's almost stupid enough to be awesome but I know it's not lol, still doesn't top Dallas making like 30+ episodes of the show just someone's long dream in the 80s

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
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mycot posted:

Every time I see patty Jenkins I think about how Wonder Woman 1984 might be the most hype deflating sequel to anything.

And then right when you think your hype can't get any lower, the climax is her making that big speech about you should just shut up and accept your lot in life

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
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Yeah I remember seeing it around when I was in college in the mid 00s so it was definitely making the rounds not too long after it came out. Makes sense because he kept that billboard up for so long. I remember being surprised at how long it took Rifftrax to get to it and being let down in some ways by the Riff (didn't they redo it later on or something though?)

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Alan Smithee posted:

I honestly haven't done Rifftrax in a while, once they started putting the off brand comedy crews front and center

didn't help when Mike's politics really started to suck (though Bill seems alright)

I didn't even realize, I thought they had gotten better since the anti-Asian American jokes from the earlier ones seemed to go away as seasons (?) went on. I'm way out of the loop on that stuff though.

Neo Rasa fucked around with this message at 14:59 on Mar 24, 2023

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

How so? Much like how DC already built the entire next phase around a movie heavily involving Ezra Miller they'll just keep on trucking.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
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Snowman_McK posted:

The Menu is a really good dark comedy that was marketed as a horror movie.

I rewatched the Replacement Killers recently and there's one henchman who I swear buys it in at least three of the film's many shootouts.

Must be related to the guy in Commando that dies three times too lol

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
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It's spread throughout the big shootout at the end. Look for like a medium side view of a guy with a beard getting hit be a few bullets.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
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Jose Oquendo posted:

Hopefully in a meeting with WB suits trying to green light a 'big man with tiny glasses from Blade Runner" spinoff.

Was about to post this, like just make a Blade Runner 2022 about the blackout/all that stuff so we can see more Bautista cowards

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
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I do wonder if that will change with the failure of Black Adam. I mean outwardly his brand will never really change he's never going to come out and be like "yeah I hosed up" but I could conceivably see him trying a less typical role for him now or/and maybe he'll have a few people in his inner circle that will be less hesitant to say no about stuff or whatever.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
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feedmyleg posted:

Season 3 was a huge drop in quality and season 4 followed suit for as much of it as I could manage to watch. I'm definitely done with it unless I hear it completely reversed course. A shame, the first two seasons were the funniest thing I'd seen on TV in ages.

Season 4 started very weak imo and I almost bailed but also has some genuine bangers as it goes on.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
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I mean anything he's done since Dungeon Siege has been a major step up from Dungeon Siege.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
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dr_rat posted:

I believe the unwritten rule is you're just meant to politely forget that any particular actor was in a uwe boll film. Like a loud fart in crowded elevator of non-drunk strangers or something.

I try but him having to try to seriously deliver dialogue like "Stop whining, what do you know about a man...named FARMER."

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
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smackfu posted:

Rich art thief falls in love with the insurance investigator chasing him seems like a movie-sized plot. Also the particular cast was a lot of the attraction of that movie.

Maybe they're going to get the Walking Dead writers to do it so "Rich art thief falls in love with the insurance investigator chasing him" can get two seasons just for the initial art theft.

Neo Rasa fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Apr 15, 2023

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

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Grendels Dad posted:

I know that boring humans and their boring plot are kind of a staple of the Godzilla franchise, but yeah. If you get Charles Dance to be a bad guy in your movie and I don't remember a single loving line he said, you done hosed up.

They chickened out by not having the other lead's monster communication box not just be a box with the twins in it.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:

best of the 21st century, anyway

:agreed:

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
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precision posted:

By a very wide margin the best godzilla movie

It definitely will always be the best besides the original or/and the top three if ones just as good somehow come out in the future, though I have a massive soft spot for Godzilla vs. Destoroyah which Shin Godzilla does borrow some beats from. I love that movie.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
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precision posted:

Why hasn't there been Shin Godzilla 2, anyway

They already called it Shin Godzilla.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
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Young Freud posted:

I have a feeling a Shin Godzilla 2 would resemble Aliens than a traditional Godzilla movie, based off the hints at the tail end of the film.

(pun intended)

That wouldn't even be out of place I mentioned how Shin Godzilla borrows some stuff from Godzilla vs. Destoroyah's plot but see 34m15s they already have smartguns and smaller creatures and stuff lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N74Qo-Cno9E

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
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Big Mean Jerk posted:

You’d think Pattinson would be hesitant to play another vampire

I mean if I could follow in the career footsteps of Christopher Lee I would.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
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Cool Kids Club Soda posted:

Yeh I'd love to get some of that vampire hunter D

The same director (who also did Ninja Scroll, Goku Midnight Eye, Demon City Shinjuku, etc.) did a Highlander anime that's not incredible but it has some cool looking stuff occasionally and is by far the best one besides the original.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
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NoneMoreNegative posted:

Sorry, best I can do is 1972

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN1MvSkNKb0

(Although this has Lee and Cushing in it, it is by no means good)

Also re: Hopping Vampires (Jiangshi) you should look up Mr. Vampire and Encounters of the Spooky Kind which are both incredibly entertaining.

The part where all of Johnny Alucard's poo poo talking about being the chosen one because he's responsible for resurrecting Dracula culminating in Christopher Lee getting in his face to be like "IT WAS MY WILL." and then putting out his ring for Johnny Alucard to kiss is like a top moment in cinema.


Also the part towards the end where the entire movie is building up how Peter Cushing knows what's up but is old and isn't like a full time vampire killing person like some of his ancestors to build up tension and suspense when it gets to the point where he has to confront the younger more powerful and now vampiric Johnny Alucard, but then when it happens Cushing just completely brutally turbo murders him in his own home in like two minutes loving rules.

Basically that movie should suck and sort of kind of does but the tryhard pitifulness of the Johnny Alucard character, the groovy early 70s outfits of the younger cast members, and the brief bits where Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing are on screen make it rule.



Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
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Shageletic posted:

Mazerunner gets weirder with every sequel

I need the old Mazerunner, I need your magic.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
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distortion park posted:


Something looks kinda weird about his face

I'm imaging like a Halloween H2O situation. Like oh yeah they had to CG his face for that one shot since due to a miscommunication Evans showed up to the set with is face painted bright pink, but then when they tried to cover it up with makeup on set to match how his face normally looked in previous appearances the director then changed his mind about how he wanted Evans' face to look and they weren't able to re-shoot everything in time.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
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Lobster Henry posted:

I feel like blood meridian needs to have an apocalypse now “descent into chaos”-style production with a mad genius st the helm to stand a chance of working.

It can’t just be a handsomely shot very violent film. It needs that extra something. But it could never happen I guess

I wish Ridley Scott was doing it, he said he walked away because he couldn't get the $$$ because he was going to make it basically like a new content rating level for violence would be needed for how graphic he would make it.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
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Len posted:

Somehow I missed that a Twisted Metal show was happening

Twisted Metal | Official Teaser | Peacock Original: https://youtu.be/cYb_HFHJJHs

Im extra confused by Will Arnett being the voice of Sweet Tooth

I loved the poo poo out of Twisted Metal way back and Peacock has a lifetime pass from me for Chucky so I'm super hype for this.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
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Alan Smithee posted:

syfy is still a thing

I still can't believe something as good as The Expanse started on it.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
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Pirate Jet posted:

Next Goal Wins might actually come out now so he had to immediately fill the slot with something else.

I still can't even wrap my head around how insanely bad his Akira would have been, I am glad he walked away from that so that there's zero chance.

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Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
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DAMMIT lol

I did Google but the first result was Bounding Into Comics so I assumed it was bullshit. Imagine a producer seeing Thor: Love and Thunder and being like "get Waititi back on the phone!!!!"



Pirate Jet posted:

Taika Waititi is currently attached to:

- Next Goal Wins
- The Incal
- Akira
- Flash Gordon
- A Time Bandits TV series
- What We Do in the Shadows 2
- an untitled Star Wars movie

Time Bandits I could see him actually doing well.

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