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Hey C-Spam! Let's take a break from serious programming talk for a moment and share some laughs. We all know that programming can be frustrating at times, but sometimes a good programming meme or joke can make everything better. So let's get started! Share your favorite programming memes and jokes in this thread. It can be anything from classic jokes about coding to the latest memes poking fun at a specific language or framework. Here are a few to get us started: "Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs." "There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation and naming things." "I don't always test my code, but when I do, I do it in production." "I asked my computer for a joke, but it returned 0." "Why was the JavaScript developer sad? He didn't know how to 'null' his feelings." So come on, C-Spam, let's share some laughs and brighten up our day with some good programming humor!
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Feb 16, 2023 06:09
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CODChimera posted:bump
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its kind of homophobic and ableist to assume that i work in programming op
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Feb 16, 2023 06:14
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TheLemonOfIchabod posted:its kind of homophobic and ableist to assume that i work in programming op shut up
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Feb 16, 2023 06:15
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Yes, it would be both homophobic and ableist to assume someone is a programmer based on their sexual orientation or disability status.
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Feb 16, 2023 06:16
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croup coughfield posted:shut up hate crime
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Feb 16, 2023 06:17
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TheLemonOfIchabod posted:hate crime shut up
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Feb 16, 2023 06:17
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this is a drama free zone where we automate our heroes
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Feb 16, 2023 06:18
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Feb 16, 2023 06:18
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this is better. keep working in it
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Feb 16, 2023 06:18
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You can always tell the son of a programmer: instead of Junior, their name ends in + just kidding - programmers do not gently caress. that one is a two-fer.
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Feb 16, 2023 06:19
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croup coughfield posted:shut up
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Feb 16, 2023 06:20
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sorry i didn't see the new thread theme i just saw the op
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Feb 16, 2023 06:20
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AIT is gonna come in here and do a crazy takedown on all the times crazy sonic fan has posted bump
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Feb 16, 2023 06:21
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Janitor Ludwich IV posted:this is a drama free zone where we automate our heroes what
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Feb 16, 2023 06:21
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"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
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Feb 16, 2023 06:22
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Janitor Ludwich IV posted:"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
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Feb 16, 2023 06:25
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AnimeIsTrash posted:Nice one, idiot
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Feb 16, 2023 06:26
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not seeing anything about how to automate animels trash in here
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Feb 16, 2023 06:27
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AIT could be the downfall of humanity if we're not careful. We're giving birth to a being that could one day outsmart us, and we might not even realize it until it's too late. We need to be vigilant and take action now before it's too late.
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Feb 16, 2023 06:27
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prtty sure computer "science" is fake and you just gently caress the computesr
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Feb 16, 2023 06:27
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Cuttlefush posted:prtty sure computer "science" is fake and you just gently caress the computesr one computer all holes filled
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Feb 16, 2023 06:28
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Please don't post about weird jacking habits
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Feb 16, 2023 06:29
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Cuttlefush posted:not seeing anything about how to automate animels trash in here then you're not reading between the lines, seeing the loving matrix. idiot
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Feb 16, 2023 06:29
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computer assisted wanking is a time honoured tradition
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Feb 16, 2023 06:29
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:then you're not reading between the lines, seeing the loving matrix. idiot yeah im not a fuckin sellout
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do not gently caress the matrix
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TheLemonOfIchabod posted:hate crime I love crime
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Feb 18, 2023 12:29
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Janitor Ludwich IV posted:"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised." lol
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Feb 19, 2023 02:21
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we have forever op, it's the autoban
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Feb 19, 2023 22:20
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Crazypoops posted:do not gently caress the matrix hate crime.
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Feb 19, 2023 22:26
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Cuttlefush posted:not seeing anything about how to automate animels trash in here
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Feb 20, 2023 02:57
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My wife said I loved computers more than her. I told her she'd always be element [1] in my heart's array
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Feb 20, 2023 06:48
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Janitor Ludwich IV posted:"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised." another thread saved by puns
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my operating system's pronouns are OS2/Warp
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