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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Post your battle scars here

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm the guy behind every war crime ever committed

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
For context, some crazy person said this in the Trump thread and people made some funny replies

rafikki posted:

“I am a veteran” long pause “of a military family”

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I don't like to talk about it op.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I shot myself at the end of Spec Ops: The Line and I still bear the emotional scars to this very day

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

FilthyImp posted:

I pressed F. :911:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

:lol:

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021
I'm a veteran of the War On Chrimstmas. December is pretty rough, please prey for me

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Dick Boat posted:

I played Call of Duty 2 when it came out for the first time and my knees hurt

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


charged me loads when my cat broke his leg, I should have had pet insurance tbh

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I'm a veteran of the first War on Christmas.

23rd Jingle Bell Brigade under Col. Dancer.

It was a god drat blood bath. Blood, candy canes, shattered ornaments, tinsel pouring out of peoples' abdomens......



edit:

sporkstand posted:

I'm a veteran of the War On Chrimstmas. December is pretty rough, please prey for me

Oh come on!!!

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I'm a veteran of the first War on Christmas.

23rd Jingle Bell Brigade under Col. Dancer.

It was a god drat blood bath. Blood, candy canes, shattered ornaments, tinsel pouring out of peoples' abdomens......



edit:

Oh come on!!!

u gots to be quick :balldo:

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
The gang from the warriors but they’re old now

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
I've survived many posting wars.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
Class War Vet: 2nd Antifa Recon and Graffiti Division "The Fightin' Soyboys"

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'm a veteran of the Battle of Bone Spur Ridge

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
I am a veteran of a thousand psychic wars

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

there bad op

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


im venetian

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

i smoked a weed once so i'm a veteran of the war on drugs

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Wall Balls posted:

i smoked a weed once so i'm a veteran of the war on drugs

We won that one.

Stonehouse Beach
Feb 8, 2019

Schweinhund posted:

I've survived many posting wars.

I did two tours in them. On the 2nd I stumbled on some undetonated irony, blew out my sense of shame

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I'm the guy behind every war crime ever committed

pardon my language, but you're a loving rear end in a top hat :mad:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
You could say I’ve been in the trenches a few times

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

You could say I’ve been in the trenches a few times

I got trench foot from putting my foot up your rear end!!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I got trench foot from putting my foot up your rear end!!

Post those tootsies on OnlyFeet

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Post those tootsies on OnlyFeet

Donald Trump's feet got review bombed on Wikifeet.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

https://men.wikifeet.com/Donald_Trump

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Did two tours during the Cola Wars. Our side fought for New Coke, but at what cost??

At what cost. :smithfrog:

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Then I got pulled back in during the Crystal Pepsi occupation. Dark times, I tell ya.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Hey you wanna battle my bulge?

naem
May 29, 2011

founding member e4 mafia

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

You Are A Elf posted:

Then I got pulled back in during the Crystal Pepsi occupation. Dark times, I tell ya.

I remember those days.

Originally dark times.... but soon it all became clear.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Originally dark times.... but soon it all became clear.

Genuine :lol:

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Petty Officer Third Class, NJROTC. Still remember some of the phonetic alphabet.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

i hate when people say "vetch'ren" instead of "vet-er-ran"

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Stolen Valor just sounds cool

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
valor? i barely knew'er!

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Brother Tadger posted:

Stolen Valor just sounds cool

you're right.

Call of Duty: Stolen Valor

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