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Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
Is about to die!

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND4GX_d8Qj4&t=48s

remember to have this music playing at all times while reading this thread.

Dammit I was just about to post this. Well with the actual intro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoOtNDKy5EU

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Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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Just remembered Vegas is going to START at 1am on the east coast. I'm not staying up for that poo poo.

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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The idea of a season in which Alonso is at least a competitive agent of chaos, if not a full contender, is just what this sport needs.

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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Sam Collins coming Live from the box.

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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Ricciardo probably loving around on a dirt bike right now getting paid twice.

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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Genuine sense of not having any idea of who is going to be on pole kinda fun.

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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Please God let this batshittedness reflect the season as a whole.

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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Fodder Cannon posted:

when is lando’s contract up drat

Didn't he sign like a 5 year extension last year or the year before?

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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Windmill Hut posted:

AM but Danny Ric driving instead of Stroll. Pls.

Honestly not the worst idea. It sounds from what Alonso is saying and from the mini sector analysis that the AM is extremely good and sure footed under braking.

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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Did Lance break his ankles as well?

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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Locks up,goes wide. 'I've got more pace'.

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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Personal Lucubrant posted:

Ferrari on plan A, wtf is going on?

I didn't think there was such a thing.

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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Alonso on Russell's tailpipe let's cut to the back of the grid.

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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Jeez had to work for it but got it done

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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The helmet cam he was tweaking his brake balance while side by side.

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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Ocon is going to still be racing this race when the next one starts.

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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BWV posted:

Give Stroll the second merc seat.

Why would his dad pay to put him in a worse car?

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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Let's go Nando

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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Leclerc just wanders off into the desert never to be seen again.

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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Alonso in a car that doesn't make him want to throw his toys out the pram is pretty good still it turns out.

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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WE ARE CHECKING

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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Diet Crack posted:

YES

BYE BYE



Why is that guy at a race and not serving in the Watch on the Wall .

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
Is about to die!
McLaren are going to run out of pressurized air and some guy is going to be blowing into a straw in Lando’s car next stop.

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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Jesus Alonso don't curse it.

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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ShallNoiseUpon posted:

another awful flag waving

That said christ that guy was like the most handsome 80+ whatever year old I've seen.

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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Pragmatica posted:

what is the medal for? lol

Didn't they try handing out medals for the sprint races? Someone at f1 really likes medals.

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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I don't know know if this happened for anyone else but when the race broadcast ended on f1tv for me it went to the pre race show instead of the post race show.

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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The Big Jesus posted:

You should see their twitter. They post like the highest person ever and get maybe 2 replies.

Do they still reply to anyone who mentions them as a bullshit tobacco marketing scheme with a passive aggressive 'well actually...'?

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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Charles Leclerc posted:

the 'poly' on the mic is :kiss:

Lol yeah he is the kind of guy to cheat on his pregnant partner and claim he was poly afterward.

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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spaceblancmange posted:

loving impossible to figure out where cars are on this track, every camera shot is nearly indistinguishable

Think I said this last year but yeah is stunning how they poured money into getting this event to do a sportswash and it's the most loving boring concrete canyon that especially at night is so badly filmed with the camera angles they use that it might as well be in a black hole. There's like 2 grandstands. It's all so aggressively lackluster. Like at least do a good job of trying to distract from murdering journalists and all the other human rights abuses?

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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ArmZ posted:

saving this to repost for vegas

Nah Vegas at least you will be left with no uncertainty it's in Vegas.

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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Alolso

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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Poggers

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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Why yellows?

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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McLaren gonna buy out Lando’s contract and hire Sargeant.

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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Fodder Cannon posted:

still enjoy coulthard making GBS threads on the helmet cam

Coulthard is being the Alonso of commentary atm.

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
Is about to die!
Hahahhaha

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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Jos going to complain the engine is woke.

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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Not a bad effort from Oscar.

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Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
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Yeah if Verstappen gets through the opening lap clean it's pretty much over. After that no one is going to fight him, just like Lewis in Brazil 2021, because he's in the rocket car, he is going to pass you, so why fight it and ruin your tires. Alonso is the only person who will give it a go because he's Alonso. Stroll for team reasons may also incompetantly try to slow him to help Alonso.

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