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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Powershift posted:

I actually did the fantasy thing this year so get ready to get got.

I'm expecting big things from the Ferrari lads on my team

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Rectal Placenta posted:

Going to be so boring when Ferrari 1-2 every race this season

good for them for making it through two qualifying rounds every race

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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BWV posted:

fantasy thing looks fun. Refused to pick Verstappen and I suggest others join me in R3J3CT1NG H8.

max has too much cost cap downside this early in the season the real max fans are waiting for bargain max after he bins it a couple times in the first few races

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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ethanol posted:

theres no reason ferrari cant win every race of the season

yes there loving is

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Thanks Ants posted:

First pit stop fuckup: Red Bull

you're thinking of Ferrari, they're the ones in the red cars. Redbull's cars are fraud colored.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Jobbo_Fett posted:

Verstappen finally in the spot he's supposed to be.

they stripped his title?

E: lmao hulk enjoying like 4 seconds of glory and qyck dyck nyck almost wrecking in the pit lane, nando hitting the sandbag release lever, what a time

FAUXTON fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Mar 3, 2023

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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I hope gasly finally gets to eat max's legs

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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otmar what the gently caress man

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Alaois posted:

PHWOARNANDO

BWOAHLONSO

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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GramCracker posted:

lol lants' wrist really is hosed

canadians must jerk off super fuckin hard in winter

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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lol these driver pictures are hilarious

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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GramCracker posted:

what timeline are we living in where it looks as though fernando might have correctly timed jumped teams? :ohdear: not complaining, just don't want to get my hopes up

he's been in F1 (Melbourne GP, 4 March 2001) longer than one other driver (Piastri, born 6 April 2001) on the grid has even been alive, I think if anyone on the grid would be an expert at reading the tides like that, it would be him

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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nerox posted:

It sure was nice of those Mercedes chaps to ignore making a good car in order to focus on making a good engine for Alonso.

toto got hosed by yet another michael

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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poty posted:

How did Mercedes manage to make an even worse car

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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MakaVillian posted:

So what i'm hearing is that Nando has the 2023 WDC sewn up and we should just not do the rest of the season?

Alonso winning the WDC this year would probably break Lewis even without Alonso rubbing it in on Instagram. It's been long enough since we've had a good old English celeb meltdown I guess.

tony quidtana posted:

Not buying Aston's pace

because glory can't be bought only earned, case in point max emilian verstappen

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Skarsnik posted:

Dissapointed to see my weird hair boi mini is out



lol that's hair from an N64 game you can't fool me

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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wowza

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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marshalljim posted:

Wow, anybody that clueless should not be allowed to post in the F1 thread at all!

agreed max fans should definitely not post

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Carrier posted:

missed all of practice and quali but i can only assume that the papaya boys are looking fast as gently caress and on course to win the drivers and constructors championship this year

poggers!

dang you pretty much nailed it

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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ArmZ posted:

stealing this



is that because he qualified 18th in bahrain last year

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Custard Undies posted:

Find it funny that whatever part of Sharl's engine broke, they are only allowed 2 for the season before getting penalties :ferrari:

it's okay they have an MGU-P (passione) that will light the goddamn engine on fire before they gotta worry about any replacements

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Thanks Ants posted:

It's possible that it was a failure that wasn't a terminal problem to any of the parts involved, nothing caught fire and there was no grinding noises so I think they're probably good.

I need to make a McLaren version of :ferrari:

it's also possible ferrari have not entirely resolved their reliability problems but yeah maybe it's nothing and they're fine just unlucky

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Rhopunzel posted:

what crossover does water treatment have with racing

a fake lagoon could be called a water treatment in the way rugs are floor treatment

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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look not every failson can fail as badly as mazepin, there's a nepotism spectrum

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Pastel Candy Snake posted:

Bottas' mother is an undertaker, and he got into kart racing because he saw a flyer in a supermarket when he was just a lil kid. Guy's legit.

lol that his family literally buries people 🤌 he belongs on an Italian team

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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a pipe smoking dog posted:

anyway Max is going to win for like next 3+ years so dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed

nothing wrong with that but hope he does it at another team so he can look and be cool while doing it

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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MustardFacial posted:

George doesn't have enough petulant meltdowns to feed my schadenfreude.

Tory meltdowns are rare but cataclysmic because they just repress that poo poo

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Sunk Dunk posted:

dont be so mean to zak. he reminds me of someones dad who is in over their head at work but means well

weirdly Lawrence Stroll seems more competent in his job than his own son is as a driver, the decision to keep said son in that seat notwithstanding

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Officer Sandvich posted:

One of the back markers should copy Aston's car

haas tried copying the rich failson and it got funny

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Custard Undies posted:

I blame Nico Rosberg for all of Mercedes problems!

If he didn't cheat and beat Sir Lewis by stealing all of Lewis's engineers, Sir Lewis would be an 8 time champion!

Does Lawrence actually do anything besides signing invoices?

no but would you rather a caricature call the shots on details or he leave it to the experts and just sign their invoices? I can tell you which one has not worked out for toto.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Diorama posted:

only eight WCCs on the trot, embarrassing for

and then he was reminded about motor racing, after which it all fell apart for ol' toto

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

turns out you can't charge a battery unit by plugging it into a wheel of romano cheese

yeah and you can't charge an Italian if there ain't no witnesses ayyy

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Rhopunzel posted:

the fia prez's son died in a car accident

i realize my earlier statement may look funnier in this new context

FAUXTON posted:

yeah and you can't charge an Italian if there ain't no witnesses ayyy

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Sunk Dunk posted:

i fear im becoming a max verstappen fan

nobody's perfect and everyone's unique

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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the posting about the esports grip hacks makes max's constant corner bombing and whining about having no grip seem really loving funny

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Pirate Radar posted:

“Dad is the current head of the House of Habsburg” is driving in WEC these days.

does he have a special helmet for his weird jaw

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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hopefully afterwards they adopt indycar windscreens and those spinny cameras

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Rhopunzel posted:

has he won 14 middle eastern rally championships

no but he has 14 words for you if you let him talk too long

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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F1 has so much organic drama that DTS' attempts to inject more drama just come off blatantly cynical

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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FakeBlood posted:

Ferrari's engine stops working because you all believe it will! Show some Passione!!!

lol they made a wish powered engine and it still sucks

turns out vasseur got it from wish.com

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