shadow puppet of a posted:

Gonna call him PoochPooch instead.

Power Khan posted:

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1633136675567153153

quote:

A wildlife project wants to reintroduce native red squirrels and humanely cull the non-native grey squirrel.

The Exmoor Squirrel Project is asking landowners to set live traps and restaurants to serve grey squirrel.

quote:

"The red is our native squirrel and in Great Britain it's down to an estimated 120,000 for reds in comparison to now an estimated three million invasive greys."

Ms Hosegood said the organisation would also like to encourage the use of grey squirrels on menus to limit waste.

"We're going to introduce them to restaurants in the Exmoor area because they actually make for good eating," she said.

"There's no waste there. They'll be put to some good use instead of being put in a hole in the ground."

Alan Smithee posted:

that dirt fire drill just sums up the whole thing

Dimitry Peskov posted:

“Kyiv only does what it is told to do.”

quote:

A Russian investigation into the incident is ongoing, he said, adding that Moscow’s response would involve “thoughtful, balanced and appropriate steps in the interests of our country,” without specifying what they might be.

quote:

Asked how Putin reacted when told of the alleged attack, Peskov said that the Russian leader “always remains calm, collected, clear in the assessments and commands that he gives out in extreme situations.”

Grape posted:

That's the Nosferatu looking little freak right?

Lum_ posted:

weg posted:

They will claim that actually we meant to do this all along as Bakhmut had a Sims 3 factory and was a hotbed of Ukronazi militants.

We need a W Bush "mission accomplished" banner pic but with Russian characteristics.

Edit: maybe just faceswap Bush for Putin and add a shitload of diesel smoke everywhere.

quote:

Simonyan: can you turn off the engines, the smoke is ruining our footage
Captain of Kuznetsov: we turned them off hours ago
[awkward silence]
Simonyan: oh blyat

PIZZA.BAT posted:

a few years ago i joked with some friends about a big dog meme where it growls, 'listen here millenial, pinups ARE hentai'

and now it's real

Lammasu posted:

Let's back up a minuet. What kind of warlocks? Are we using expansions or just the Player's Handbook.

Mulva posted:

RIP Julian Sands, you were a real one.

Set posted:

Oscar Wilde Bunch posted:

What do you think Putin's favorite Mudvayne song is?

Ass_Burgerer posted:

UUUuuugh.. Ok.

Finally looked it up, the limits are: 30kB max, up to 90x25px

The gif I was working with was 4 pixels too tall, so I had to take some more liberties and squish stuff down.

Here's the final, FINAL smilie: BEHOLD:

Kennedy posted:

Amazing work. I can't believe you recruited Rambo too.

Coolguye posted:

they've got a decades long habit of exploding into treats every time someone even considers putting AMM systems closer to their borders.

DandyLion posted:

Russian massed naval landing is more likely to end up on the moon than on the shores of the Americas.

Strategic Tea posted:

You know if the entire current opposition party of the US was arrested tomorrow, it would actually be a great benefit to both US and Ukrainian democracy

HonorableTB posted:

If you want an idea of how godawful it's going to be to demine Ukraine after the war, I'm reading a book right now on the cleaning up and demining of battlefields

Here's a quote from the author talking to some ordnance disposal engineers in France over lunch at a Cafe after having gone on the morning shift of clearing unexploded WW1 ordnance in the Verdun area

They were finding shells from 1870 in 1998, so... Scale that up to Ukraine now.

Also, drat. The absolute brass ones on UXO disposal units

E: jfc this is the first ten pages of the book so that really sets the tone..

Alan Smithee posted:

CODEC: "CYKA SNAKE THEY WERE SHOT DOWN BY A HIND D"

mobby_6kl posted:

Lol Girkin's apparently going to try to run for president from prison
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com...w/106254277.cms

PurpleXVI posted:

https://twitter.com/DefenceU/status/1740673472223666454

quote:

This morning, russia carried out the most massive air attack since the beginning of the full-scale invasion.

The occupiers used a variety of types of ballistic missiles, air-launched cruise missiles, and Shahed UAVs to target civilian targets. A total of 158 missiles and UAVs were fired against Ukraine; 87 missiles and 27 Shaheds were shot down by Ukrainian air defense.

russia hit residential buildings, hospitals, schools, and shopping malls around the country.

Largest missile attack wave of the war, about 2/3rds were blasted out of the sky and they were apparently all aimed at civilian targets.

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

Yeah, if this doesn't finish with Putin hanging off a rope or locked in a tiny cell for the rest of his miserable life, the world has failed Ukraine.

Dwesa posted:

allegedly the drone workshop is burning

golden bubble posted:

https://twitter.com/clashreport/status/1747295538343547231

If you go on Alibaba, it's blindingly clear that this gasoline powered fixed wing drone with a 50 kg payload is a Shahed 136 clone. This isn't a world where Iran has long ranged strike capabilities. It's a world where anyone can buy long ranged strike capabilities from shady Chinese venders online at the low low prices of $57k a pop.

Oh, and the same company also sells anti-drone jamming guns.

https://twitter.com/MerruX/status/1747296854524539352

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1747608319626269005#m

Then the solution is the demilitarization and if necessary, balkanization of Russia.

mobby_6kl posted:

One simple trick that Putin hates!

mobby_6kl posted:

Speaking of Navalny, guess who has some thoughts on that

I wonder how he'll have to pivot now tat Navalny==Trump

zone posted:

quote:

"...some unknown weapon. It was most likely not a Patriot, but something more serious."

Vengarr posted:

Because if the Ukrainians didn’t deploy a top-secret long-range AWACS killer, then it means that Russia hosed up. Either they got too close to a ground-based SAM (lol), they shot down their own AWACS (lmao), or they let a Ukrainian plane fly up and shoot them down unchallenged (the funniest possible answer).

But Russia would never gently caress up, so…

DiomedesGodshill posted:

How?

Then again it is Russia.

Vampire Panties posted:

This class of patrol ships has a helipad

Lammasu posted:

Warlocks don't use magic to paint their towers?

beer_war posted:

Welcome to NATO,

StoryTime posted:

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1770380724589285699
WTF the milbloggers said that they all died six times, NATO black magic must be bringing them back repeatedly