Ukraine War: Berth El Buk

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(Thread IKs: weg, Toxic Mental)

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Toxic Mental posted:

lol Look at the "right wing" of Finland's government that just won the election and it looks positively US Democrat. Man it would be nice to live in a country where THAT is considered "right wing".

Lol i was always under the impression that the USA had 2 right wing parties, just one wayyyyyy farther to the right than the other

# ¿ Apr 3, 2023 16:27

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 23:50

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Tai posted:

https://twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1643559879301275654

Cringe but also funny

Yeah I was wondering about that actually...like HOW will Russia get the ships that are stationed out of there? Is that port completely NATO encircled on international territorial waters?

Not a maritime/war/geography buff so feel free to tell me if im an idiot for asking lol

P.s i know thats an lotr reference but im talking about an actual map

# ¿ Apr 5, 2023 13:31

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

mobby_6kl posted:

Haven't look into this before but I guess the red part is where transit is possible in peace time. If poo poo hits the fan, nothing is making it through there though.

Bless

# ¿ Apr 5, 2023 20:08

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

But of all products.. vodka???

That's like sending maple syrup to a sanctioned Canada

# ¿ Apr 12, 2023 13:36

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1653064400243228676

Clothes aren't gonna wash themselves ya know

# ¿ May 1, 2023 18:45

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1655634861430915076

Duh its the targets that Russia needs to hit to blame Ukraine for ~*reasons*~

# ¿ May 8, 2023 19:57

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Hiroshima was 15KT.

The bong dropped on Kyiv was 10MT

Clearly the US is the aggressor in the comparison because 15 bigger than 10

poo poo ten megatokes will stone half of Ukraine

# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 23:40

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

HonorableTB posted:

A map of decolonized Russia. Each flag was a separate nation, people, culture, language, absorbed into muscovy through imperial conquest based on ethnic Russian superiority

Oh heavens me the Olympic parade of nations (best part of the Olympics dont @ me) would take an extra hour

# ¿ Jun 15, 2023 11:49

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Vaginaface posted:

Do the freedom of Canada, Spain, and Boba Fett really mean that little to you?

I mean if they go and explain Mandalore like its a real country id be pretty pumped

# ¿ Jun 15, 2023 14:15

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Whats the russian version of carmen sandiego

Somebody get started on the memes

# ¿ Jun 29, 2023 20:05

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Just Another Lurker posted:

Goodbye Fiesta Cat, fondly remembered. *sniff*

Fiesta Blyat

E: im canadian so hillary means nothing to me av buying guy, plus the habs are p cool

stab fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Jul 28, 2023

# ¿ Jul 28, 2023 13:54

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1694419202277327062

Lol did Putin really do a Corleone when everybody was getting whacked

# ¿ Aug 23, 2023 21:39

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Dammit Putin why'd you have to kill Terry Funk too

# ¿ Aug 23, 2023 21:53

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Autisanal Cheese posted:

oh jeez

# ¿ Aug 24, 2023 02:59

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

SirPhoebos posted:

Terry Funk died just so he could smack this face with a two-by-four

That's hacksaw jim duggan Funk had the branding iron

# ¿ Aug 24, 2023 14:13

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

loving Putin killed Bray Wyatt too

# ¿ Aug 25, 2023 00:54

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Fumble posted:

anyone else get a cavalry on the western front kind of vibe?

editsnipe: charge of the shite brigade

Charge of the bylat brigade

# ¿ Aug 27, 2023 20:36

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Pekinduck posted:

gently caress what Mega Man had the drones like thatw as it Magnet Man in MM3 goons you know what to do

# ¿ Sep 3, 2023 22:28

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

bunnyofdoom posted:

Meanwhile Canadian Forces have in their kit at all times the materiel to set up a temporary tim hortons

# ¿ Sep 9, 2023 06:34

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Coolguye posted:

there's that one rant that toshiro mifune's character has in Seven Samurai that i feel is one of the better illustrations of this for folks who are skeptical about the phenomenon. mifune's character, who is trying really, really hard to be a samurai even though he's some orphaned farmer from nowhere, detonates and rants to his noble-born compatriots that farmers have everything buried under the floor. rice, fruit, sake, meat, they've got it all under the floor! but they'll tell you, nope, sorry, all out the whole time!

of course, this screed comes out under the context that the farmers are robbed every month, if not from the literal bandits the samurai are fighting, then from the government who takes "their share" and gives nothing back.

And then sacrifcies himself to protect those very same farmers.

Truly a russian parable

# ¿ Sep 28, 2023 00:01

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Coolguye posted:

it's only missing baba yaga making a technically correct deal with mifune over becoming a respected samurai

he totally was, in the 10 seconds he was bleeding out on some shitsplatter farmer's doorstep

There's a reference to shitsplatter and Putin here surely

# ¿ Sep 28, 2023 01:07

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

zone posted:

Rock or something, ~~lol~~ Bylat

# ¿ Sep 30, 2023 19:43

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

zone posted:

MUUUUUUH NOOOOOOOOOOKS

Hmmmm if only there was a solution for all that to stop

# ¿ Oct 1, 2023 16:11

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

tiaz posted:

I don't speak franceish, but uh, what is the l' short for in l'Ukraine

I present a contemporary publication, "A Modest Proposal". Obviously if it was such a horrific event it would not be made the subject of fun in this way, qed

French 101

If you need to do le or la and the conjoining word starts with a vowel, it's l'. Feminine or masculine be damned.

Source: me, a guy living in a predominantly french area and had to take french classes every goddamn year of my life while in school

# ¿ Oct 4, 2023 01:24

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Tarkus posted:

Speaking of which, is Kamala still alive? Would she be more or less apt to aid Ukraine?

No Op he lost both legs to diabetes and then died after his house was flooded, he really never got over losing to Hulk Hogan

# ¿ Oct 19, 2023 11:46

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

HonorableTB posted:

Ukraine War: look at this prig's huge snout

# ¿ Oct 21, 2023 01:41

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

spankmeister posted:

Known russian asset and Dutch extreme right conspiracy nutjob politician Thierry Baudet was hit in the face with a foldable umbrella yesterday evening. Baudet was at the University of Ghent in Belgium to give a lecture. The attacker was attested on the spot, shouting "no to fascism, no to putinism" in Ukranian.

https://nos.nl/l/2495501

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Look at these dollar store nazis with their caps and sashes

Uhh these guys failed Dutch history right?

Canada ain't coming to save you this time

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 17:03

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Powered Descent posted:

No no, the Gun Club are the folks who'd build a giant cannon to shoot three people at the Moon.

How could you choose between Jay White and Juice Robinson though

# ¿ Nov 3, 2023 21:25

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

HonorableTB posted:

You're all getting fishbricks if you keep this up. This is a threat.

Blyat Hole Sun

# ¿ Dec 9, 2023 21:48

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

blyatmouth eat the eggs

# ¿ Jan 21, 2024 15:00

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

tango alpha delta posted:

thanks to this thread i've been able to do a deep dive on my Eastern European roots.

Turns out that my last name is spelt wrong and my grandfather is no longer here to explain why.

however my first, middle and last name, now that I know how to spell it correctly, are very, very Polish.

I am very proud of the assistance my relatives are providing to Ukraine.

Now I have to learn how to say gently caress Putin in Polish.

Just saw kurwa for everything and you're golden

# ¿ Jan 30, 2024 01:52

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Strategic Tea posted:

The journalist was conscripted and no one had the heart to tell him he couldn't keep the press patch anymore

Why bother he'll probably be dead by the weekend

# ¿ Feb 7, 2024 18:25

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Toxic Mental posted:

lol gently caress this idiot

Lol is he actually encouraging WW3? Tell me that's fake

# ¿ Feb 11, 2024 13:49

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1756733184023167281#m

Blyat Buses

# ¿ Feb 11, 2024 22:00

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1767503939421790675#m

Nyet comrade 12 Ukranian P.O.W's

# ¿ Mar 12, 2024 12:49

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Ikasuhito posted:

Turtle Tank status: Shelled

https://twitter.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1777675422974500865

Rip now half-"heroes" in a shell

# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 21:43

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

ninjoatse.cx posted:

Six hour special probation

Hello thread title how r u

# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 00:43

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/blyskavka_ua/status/1784327355260866854
Vile scum.

Normal country

# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 03:16

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 23:50

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Kulak is a below average NHL defenseman on the Edmonton Oilers you cant fool me thread

# ¿ May 12, 2024 22:32

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