Ukraine War: Berth El Buk

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Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

I wonder who would benefit if the US and their closest neighbour got in a fight

Canada waits in the darkened room, fingers tented. "Soon" it thinks, its mind a dark, oily place.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2023 03:50

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 16:51

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWZVKU5imx0

CW this poo poo man I'm still not over that goddamn courtyard

Tafferling posted:

Actually...
war is good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVESMxs4rbA

# ¿ Mar 6, 2023 14:47

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Tai posted:

Don't engage

# ¿ Mar 6, 2023 17:30

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zone posted:

lmbo, loving idiots don't even realize that was just Ben Reilly they took out

# ¿ Mar 7, 2023 18:35

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Panzeh posted:

The stuff about people hoping to be rich when the come back is an every soldier kind of thing, though- Americans who maybe didn't like being in Iraq ended up back in the States with huge bank accounts because all of their major expenses are taken care of, so they end up buying ridiculous cars and spending it at strip clubs- there are cottage industries dedicated to emptying the bank accounts of returning soldiers.

I kinda doubt this will be the experience of Russian soldiers.

As a dude who lived and worked in close proximity to Fort Bragg for most of his life, one of the core parts of my belief system is "never give anyone under 25 a bunch of money", doubly so if they're in the military.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2023 19:35

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Alan Smithee posted:

can they not get the drill sarge to go over to the dealership and smoke the dodge salesman for taking advantage of heroes?

Be careful what you wish for; a former boss ran a hotel at Camp Lejeune frequented by Marines, and they would call superior officers in the instance that one of them got up to bad poo poo (which usually just involved a brawl). Memorably in one instance he was like "oh good, this is resolved" when Sergeant Whoeverthefuck showed up to take care of some drunk combative naked Marines. Nope, he started smoking them and making them do pushups while still butt naked just six feet away from the front door.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2023 20:32

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

DiomedesGodshill posted:

So we're just going to ignore the Liechtenstein in the room?

It's pronounced Liechten-steen

# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 03:23

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Tarquinn posted:

Okay, Russians are Romans now. Finally this war is justified!

when in Rome, do as the Romans do

drinks sterno, jumps in front of a car for insurance money, blyats self into a mud puddle, urinates on self

# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 16:16

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Icochet posted:

Is it ok to call the russian invaders "droids", as in battle-hardened droid army?

They've enlisted a bounty hunter named Jango Nyet to create a clone army

# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 22:29

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Cugel the Clever posted:

A random intersection
https://goo.gl/maps/J7AnhRKnoUoKKgpn7

the Ghost of Kyiv! :ghost:

Excellent post

# ¿ Mar 9, 2023 19:46

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Icon Of Sin posted:

Be warned! This set off a stampede of puns in GiP, and there was almost nobody left to take stock of who was left, and who was sent off to greener pastures.

please don't start beef with GIP

# ¿ Mar 10, 2023 00:25

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

EDIT: whoop my memory bad

# ¿ Mar 10, 2023 22:43

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HonorableTB posted:

By the way if anyone here hasn't checked it out yet, go give Radio Bayraktar a listen:

https://www.radiobayraktar.com.ua/

Someone mod this into Fallout, thx

# ¿ Mar 11, 2023 03:02

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

StrangersInTheNight posted:

upset at not being the center of world conflict for the first time in 20 years, the US starts a war with Switzerland to show them what's what and conquer their strategic chocolate stores.

We can call their propaganda broadcasters "Swiss Miss"

# ¿ Mar 13, 2023 14:45

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

HonorableTB posted:

You might ask, "why doesn't the drone just find the source of the jamming signal and fly a bomb to it?"

Because the drone does not know where the jamming signal isn't

# ¿ Mar 14, 2023 19:31

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Karate Bastard posted:

I agree, he is Russian.

Russian to the bathroom because he can't stop making GBS threads himself

# ¿ Mar 15, 2023 02:26

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zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1635964124365479943
aLL rUsSiA wAnTs iS pEaCe.

change their national anthem to "Hell March" played on a plastic child's kazoo

Cthulu Carl posted:

It's not a cope net if it actually works

more like Nope net

# ¿ Mar 15, 2023 15:15

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

StrangersInTheNight posted:

The war video game room and war merch on the same page is definitely some dystopian poo poo

yet somehow less dogshit nasty than the "US WORLD FREEDOM TOUR 2003-???" t-shirt I used to see on chuds during Bush War I

Power Khan posted:

Wait till you see the dance tiktoks directly from the front

we've trained them for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6KNjZmRLrY

# ¿ Mar 15, 2023 19:23

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

StrangersInTheNight posted:

Yeah it's not really cool but I get it. It's because it's hypocritical for him to hold such lofty ideals for masculinity while simultaneously being what is considered 'not tall enough' to fit into the very same expectations of American masculinity that he champions. It's applying his same toxic masculinity to him, but a lot of people lose the thread for lol short jokes.

Ultimately it's about him being a hypocrite

The important thing about Ben Shapiro's height is that he evolved to fit perfectly in a locker.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2023 01:15

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Slugworth posted:

Seems like a uh, fairly high tier of evil.

No one is arguing with you that it wasn't. I regret to inform you two different things with very different aims can be very bad at the same time.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2023 02:28

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Slugworth posted:

I agree, which is why I called him out on his dumb post. And then a bunch of people terminally incapable of following a thread decided I'm a Russia defender.

is "tiresome" a synonym for "Russia Defender" in your part of the world or

# ¿ Mar 20, 2023 02:52

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Karate Bastard posted:

When the enemy is up to 30' away, practitioners of aiki-do can project their chi kung energy through the root chakra and up the Ch'ueng Mo channel, which can stop the heart.

May 2023: sketchy reports of Russian infantry reduced to firing cans of Steven Seagal's Asian Experience Energy Drink from T-shirt canons begin emerging

# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 23:46

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HonorableTB posted:

I'm blocked by whoever that other Gabe twitter account is so I dunno what it said but if they blocked me it was probably some really dumb poo poo anyway so no big loss

account registered in Feb 2022, generic truck dude profile pic, literally only posts about one thing, contributes nothing to anyone

# ¿ Apr 1, 2023 03:50

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Power Khan posted:

https://twitter.com/InfoAgeStrategy/status/1642139318058725377

finally, common ground between the US and Russia

# ¿ Apr 1, 2023 19:10

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Tigey posted:

A bomb

# ¿ Apr 5, 2023 01:14

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HonorableTB posted:

balloon explosion

sending F-22s to Ukraine is paying off

# ¿ Apr 10, 2023 23:52

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Cthulu Carl posted:

That's a pretty cool-looking volcano

I dunno, seems pretty hot to me

# ¿ Apr 12, 2023 12:15

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Toxic Mental posted:

You think WW3 is bad, just wait until you see WW4

sorry bud, WW4 will be awesome because world wars work on Star Trek Movie rules.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2023 22:24

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HonorableTB posted:

I went to a Russian circus in Moscow and they trained a bear to drive a motorcycle around the circus arena

Freakazoid and Cosgrove are just off camera

# ¿ Apr 22, 2023 15:05

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Mokotow posted:

Roger Waters should do Comfortably Numb with Chomsky

to be fair, he would still do it better than Van fuckin' Morrison did

# ¿ May 1, 2023 01:07

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Alan Smithee posted:

Lmao Grover village

I think you mean Grovempkin Village

# ¿ May 13, 2023 01:30

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beer_war posted:

There's nothing wrong with Washington's package.

if he came by it the same way he came by his teeth there is

# ¿ May 23, 2023 23:45

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steinrokkan posted:

People of Ukraine have suffered enough

looks like someone forgot that McDonalds is the place to rock. People flock there to get down to the rock music.

# ¿ May 27, 2023 23:27

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Bertha the Toaster posted:

drop the leftmost guy's head from a plane. loving thing would cause its' own Tunguska event with that sort of mass.

# ¿ May 28, 2023 16:21

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits;

To be fair... posted:

putin�s fridge was on the fritz.

# ¿ May 29, 2023 03:58

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

e: whoops

# ¿ May 29, 2023 04:05

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Toxic Mental posted:

Said it before a million times - I would love to see a genuine WAR BAD!! tank enjoyer sit in a room and try to explain to someone from Kosovo how the American military is BAD!! and NATO is BAD!!

From what a friend who served over there has told me, they may agree more than you think. Especially the family of (cw) the 12 year old girl someone in his company raped and murdered.

Not saying tankies aren't dopes, but there was a lot of lovely occupier-type behavior over there.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 01:03